Originally Posted by
OSA
Joseph-Gordon Levitt
Refuses to discuss sexuality. Has played a number of gay roles on-screen. Sporadic dating history with women, none have lasted long.
Likelihood to be gay: Medium
I would love love LOVE to fuck JGL. He is a really talented actor. Brick, Manic, Mysterious Skin are all great Indie movies and Inception, Dark Knight, and Looper are all mainstream big budget. Can act any role. JGL has family connections but he seems like a guy you can have an intelligent convo with.
Here is a hot tip if you want to get with JGL.
He absolutely HATES being famous. A lot of actors say this and don't really mean it, but I knew him back when he was 10 years old, and he got visibly angry when you mentioned anything about him being a "star". As a teenager, he said in interviews that he "resented" being on the cover of teenybopper magazines. As an adult, he said that he really enjoys acting as a craft, but hates the fame that goes with it.
And if that's not enough, on his website Hitrecord.org, he calls himself "RegularJOE" and avoids mentioning his famous full name.
You know how a lot of people have daydreams about being famous and admired wherever they go? JGL is the opposite. His daydreams involve walking around as a regular guy, not being recognized, and being treated the same as everyone else. If I had to guess, this probably resulted from the fact that he was acting since he was a young child, and came to somewhat resent that he could never just blend in with the crowd.
Anyway, OSA, if you really want a chance with JGL, find a way to meet him, and pretend you have absolutely no clue who he is.
I knew his brother from BBSes in the early 90s (in fact his brother made an account on NWP to contact me in 2005), but unfortunately I can't use that connection to set up your meeting with him, because his brother died of a drug OD in 2010. But otherwise I'd do my best to hook you up.