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    Poker Pills! Take a pill, beat poker!

    http://www.pokerpills.net/

    I wanted to post this in the Scams, Scandals, and Shadiness forum, but it was just too funny to post over there.

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    This is legit


    There is a 100% money back guarantee seal on the bottom of the page along with some other cool looking seals which should give you extra assurance.

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    I was thinking it was over the counter poke her pills instead.

    Obviously it's just a bunch of random vitamins, amino acids, and herbal type shit that people consider to be good for the brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordman View Post
    This is legit


    There is a 100% money back guarantee seal on the bottom of the page along with some other cool looking seals which should give you extra assurance.
    Any of them the "seals with chubs" logo?
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    What is the recommended dose?
    The recommended daily dosage is 1 pill three times a day, after meals and 1-2 pills before each poker session.


    What if I miss a dose?
    If you miss taking a dose, take your pill as soon as you remember. The beneficial effect of Poker Pills appears after the third week of intake. To achieve permanent results it is necessary to take the formula for a longer period – at least 5 or 6 months.


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    Was thinking these pills were probably bullshit, but Stefan from Germany really turned my opinion around.


    Actually, I expected this to be about Onnit and AlphaBrain and those supplements from the Rogan store.
    https://www.onnit.com/poker/

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    They should just sneak Adderall in there

     
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    These are gold. Take these at the tables and everyone will think your a donk, but since 99% of this site are donks you probably will make do with your hoodie, ipod, and sunglasses.

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    The testimonial page is gold. They went the extra mile with the stock photos.


    http://www.pokerpills.net/poker-testimonial

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    Im pretty sure Neverwin took some pills while playing poker.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    The testimonial page is gold. They went the extra mile with the stock photos.


    http://www.pokerpills.net/poker-testimonial
    all those testes are bogus. if i had to guess, they PROLLY CAME W/ THE cms SOFTWARE

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    The testimonial page is gold. They went the extra mile with the stock photos.


    http://www.pokerpills.net/poker-testimonial
    all those testes are bogus. if i had to guess, they PROLLY CAME W/ THE cms SOFTWARE
    Ya think so?!

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    This company just needs to hire Jimmy Johnson as a spokesman for extended profits.


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    Hmmmmmmmmmmm


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    Yahoo just posted a story about poker...LOL




    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/the-tu...120717845.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indyrick View Post
    Yahoo just posted a story about poker...LOL




    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/the-tu...120717845.html

    I went to 2+2 to see if there was a gif of this guy and felt sorry for him, but theres a giant thread on him being a scumbag POS, and then I found his twitter https://twitter.com/cartergill

    and now this may be the greatest clip of all time

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    OMG HIS BLOG

    My dick; This is where I am quite blessed. A lot of people say it, but I have proof to back it up. But unless I am going to make a foray into gay porn, there isn't a lot of money in that. Was considering trying to find a career as a "dick-double", but not enough people are going full-monty on screen yet. One can only hope more men drop trough on screen...ehhh. Equal rights for all. Women always speak out about sexism, but where are those women when it comes to full-frontal male nudity? Women are doing it, why aren't more men? You see that is what bothers me when it comes to "Women's rights". They pick and choose what rights they want. Where are the women protesting that women sports reporters are allowed in the Men's locker room after a game, but men sports reporters aren't allowed in the ladies locker room? Not like many people are going to want to see 6'2" women from Butler naked, but at least they should be given the same opportunity!


    http://iamcartergill.blogspot.com/

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    Paredes was on the CNBC special about AP/UB with me. I did not meet him, though. He was filmed separately in NY. Have talked with him some online, and seems like a nice/smart guy.

    Carter Gill is the one who got kicked out of the Rio for throwing his girlfriend's clothes out the window, or something like that. He ended up blinding off Day 2 of a WSOP event because of it. We had him on DD Radio at one point. He was surprisingly personable and it was hard not to like him. He might be willing to come onto PFA Radio, but I don't have his phone # anymore.

    I recognized the look on Gill's face. That's exactly how I felt when I went all in with AK near the bubble on Day 3, and got snap-called by someone who had previously cold-called.

    The look is pretty much, "Fuck, I can't believe it's over after all this."

    His was worse, obv, because he was way ahead, got Paredes (who is a good player) to call off, and then got fucked.

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