Another Nolan Dalla post.
I F'ng love this guy, his post has a paragraph for every one of them, but for # 7 "It’s like blaming the postman for stuffing bills in your mailbox."

http://www.nolandalla.com/ten-comman...source=twitter

1. Thou shalt practice good personal hygiene.
2. Thou shalt not slow-play.
3. Thou shalt stack chips properly.
4. Thou shalt not make speeches at the poker table.
5. Thou shalt engage other players socially at the table.
6. Thou shalt not tell bad beat stories.
7. Thou shalt not blame the dealer when bad things happen.
8. Thou shalt not hit on women at the poker table.
9. Thou shalt not talk loudly when others are involved in a big hand.
10. If thou art a poker pro, thou should act like a poker pro.