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    How do fat dudes do missionary position?

    For most of my sexing life I have been in the 165 pound range. During that time with several partners (admittedly less than I would like) all weighing between 95-130 pounds (I am not hating on all you chubby chasers, that is just not my style) I have performed missionary position without any complaint putting much of my body weight on my partner. In fact, I would say most females actually seem to prefer the pressure and contact, especially close to climax.

    I recently put on around 40 pounds (some muscle, some fat) and have started getting complaints that I am too heavy. Now, it should be mentioned my sample size since gaining the weight is only 1 and the complaining party is only 105 pounds, has never exercised in her life, and has very little muscle tone, so this may be part of it, but not sure.

    I realize according to retarded BMI charts I am borderline "obese," but then again so is most of America. There are probably several million 250 lb men in the US alone, and many of them are having sexual relations with the opposite sex. So my question is, how do they do it without smothering their partners. Do you stick mainly to non missionary positions??, hold up most of your weight yourself when you are on top?? Is my heina just a whiny bitch and most hoes have no problem with 200+ pounds of sweaty man-meat lying on top of them?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

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    Use that upper body strength, champ. Missionary doesn't mean lay on your partner.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    Use that upper body strength, champ. Missionary doesn't mean lay on your partner.
    what he said. Im a big dude 6'1 230lbs. When im on top Im usually keeping the weight off of her chest and upper body buy keeping myself propped up with my arms, and if I do want to lay in on her Im putting my elbow down by the side of her head to make sure im not laying my mass on her.

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    might be worth noting that I don't go after skinny girls. Im sure it would be the same because im using my strength to keep me off of her but I def feel like Im too large for a 100 pounder

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    Use that upper body strength, champ. Missionary doesn't mean lay on your partner.

    LOL, classic.


    Well if the sample size is 1, isn't that position getting old anyway?

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    Few guys I knew were competitive bbers and when their bodyweight got over 280 they stopped fucking and started sitting in reclining chairs getting ridden. I guess that's not so bad, though forceful penetration does have a certain appeal to it that nothing seems to replace.

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    I am a fat fuck and all of my gf/fuck buddies/friends with bennies over the past ten years or so have been skinny except for one. I always wondered about it myself why they would want my fat ass on top of them but I do keep my weight off their chest, usually propping up on my elbows and knees. I have never heard a single complaint about being too heavy and I have 100+ pounds on all of these girls that I fuck easily. One cool thing about being a fat fuck banging a chick is that while I am penetrating her I rub the clit with my belly and they get off even more. Good times.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    I am a fat fuck and all of my gf/fuck buddies/friends with bennies over the past ten years or so have been skinny except for one. I always wondered about it myself why they would want my fat ass on top of them but I do keep my weight off their chest, usually propping up on my elbows and knees. I have never heard a single complaint about being too heavy and I have 100+ pounds on all of these girls that I fuck easily. One cool thing about being a fat fuck banging a chick is that while I am penetrating her I rub the clit with my belly and they get off even more. Good times.
    You sound remarkably satisfied and happy with your weight, I doubt you give it a second thought most of the time and that is why girls want to fuck you. Write a book ffs, I keep telling folks the same thing and they never listen to me. Be happy with who you are and others will see it and want to be around you. Change your body if you feel the desire or need but never let the mirror control your emotions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    I am a fat fuck and all of my gf/fuck buddies/friends with bennies over the past ten years or so have been skinny except for one. I always wondered about it myself why they would want my fat ass on top of them but I do keep my weight off their chest, usually propping up on my elbows and knees. I have never heard a single complaint about being too heavy and I have 100+ pounds on all of these girls that I fuck easily. One cool thing about being a fat fuck banging a chick is that while I am penetrating her I rub the clit with my belly and they get off even more. Good times.
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