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    Original "Loveline" host (Poorman) claims James Woods has an "18 inch penis"

    Obviously an 18 inch penis is impossible, but the story he told today is pretty LOL


     

     

    MP3 file: http://pokerfraudalert.com/radio/jameswoods.mp3

    Mentioned this here because James Woods plays poker, and will probably be at the Main Event this weekend.


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    Here is his 20 year old girlfriend, who looks like she's his granddaughter:



    Here they are at the WSOP:


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    It's strange that you bring that up. Nikki Sixx was talking about these two stories on his radio show the other night.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1675767.html

    Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

    In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.

    "I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

    Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

    "Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3193655.html

    Wesley Warren Jr. -- the 44-year-old Las Vegas man whose 132 pound scrotum made headlines worldwide -- had surgery to resolve his condition, which is caused by an excess of watery fluid collecting around his testicles.

    “There are a lot of shows about makeovers, but this is a real makeover,” Dr. Joel Gelman, who performed the surgery on Thursday, told the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “He’s basically a new man.”

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    On the subject of James Woods, he is actually a genius.

    "Woods aced his SATs, got into MIT (but dropped out to pursue acting) and has a reported IQ of 180."

    Acing Sats is hard enough but a fucking 180 IQ is sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    It's strange that you bring that up. Nikki Sixx was talking about these two stories on his radio show the other night.

    Peter Falcone was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

    In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcone described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.

    "I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcone, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

    Falcone said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

    "Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcone said, laughing.
    FYP

    18 inches is even bigger then what Vanessa Selbst is packing! I guess they don't call him Woods for nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    18 inches is even bigger then what Vanessa Selbst is packing! I guess they don't call him Woods for nothing.
    I seriously would not doubt Selbst having a clit that rivals the size of Sebok's micropenis

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    On the subject of James Woods, he is actually a genius.

    "Woods aced his SATs, got into MIT (but dropped out to pursue acting) and has a reported IQ of 180."

    Acing Sats is hard enough but a fucking 180 IQ is sick
    it is common knowledge that Woods is well endowed and pretty much gets any ass he desires

    18" is redickulous, 12" more along the lines of rumors

    some guys have all the luck, we'll see if that carry's over to poker

    he is also a great actor and a winner in life imho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Here is his 20 year old girlfriend, who looks like she's his granddaughter:



    Here they are at the WSOP:

    Ive seen him 2/3 times at Foxwoods poker room over the past half decade. Each time he had the same young 20something sitting at the table next to him, although this is not the girl in the picture.

    New model is a downgrade imo.

    Can't speak on his penis however.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Here is his 20 year old girlfriend, who looks like she's his granddaughter:



    Here they are at the WSOP:

    Ive seen him 2/3 times at Foxwoods poker room over the past half decade. Each time he had the same young 20something sitting at the table next to him, although this is not the girl in the picture.

    New model is a downgrade imo.

    Can't speak on his penis however.
    Gotta agree here. His gf I saw in person in a poker room once (mightve been foxwoods now that I think of it) was smoking hot, this one looks kinda plain. To me she is a poor mans Katie Holmes. Also she looks 15 which makes him look like a creepy pedo rather than just a famous old guy who uses his $/fame to get hot young chicks.

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    She obviously likes the D.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    She obviously likes the D.
    which "D"? http://www.celebitchy.com/306722/jam...n_in_georgia_/

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    The "old" girlfriend:

    "Woods is also getting attention due to his "bodacious" girlfriend - to use one of the enthusiastic descriptions employed by one of our male comrades in reportorial arms. That's curvy blond Ashley Madison, reportedly the daughter of one of Woods' golfing buddies. She just turned 20. Right. She's not even old enough to drink yet."

    We asked how long Jim and Ashley have been together.
    "About a year," replied Ashley.
    "Yeah, a year, year and a half," Jim added.
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    James Woods = GOD

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    Quote Originally Posted by bukowski72 View Post
    The "old" girlfriend:

    "Woods is also getting attention due to his "bodacious" girlfriend - to use one of the enthusiastic descriptions employed by one of our male comrades in reportorial arms. That's curvy blond Ashley Madison, reportedly the daughter of one of Woods' golfing buddies. She just turned 20. Right. She's not even old enough to drink yet."

    We asked how long Jim and Ashley have been together.
    "About a year," replied Ashley.
    "Yeah, a year, year and a half," Jim added.
    I never realized that this Ashley chick was his real life gf but I remember she was in an episode of Entourage as that in the show just never thought that was real.

    Diggstown is probably my favorite movie James Woods ever was in.

     
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    The size of James Woods penis has been legend in Hollywood for ages.

    He also knows how to use it; its widely acknowledged that actress Sean Young was never the same after he pounded her out on the reg while filming The Boost, and things came to a head (haha) with him suing her for $2,000,000 for stalking and so forth. Her case of the crazies never quite went away after she became his shaftmate and he declined to continue the services of his monster whopper.
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    definite trade down from the blonde...

    I always thought that it was some bullshit that he played at foxwoods...why the hell would he ever be up in the backwoods of CT...he there to visit juanesolta?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    definite trade down from the blonde...

    I always thought that it was some bullshit that he played at foxwoods...why the hell would he ever be up in the backwoods of CT...he there to visit juanesolta?
    I believe Mr Woods is more interested in fresh pussy than a pretty face

    Woods grew up in Warwick RI and attended MIT plus there is big $ and old $ in CT

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    James Woods is also the father of Jodie Foster's two son's.
    They look exactly like Woods, especially the oldest one.
    He either fucked her with his foot and a half inch cock or donated his sperm.
    Jodie Foster is a now a lesbian.



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