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    Alistair Overeem is a fucking roid monkey.

    Alistair Overeem got popped on his random drug test, UFC 146 main event in limbo. These fucking roid fags are making a mess of MMA.
    Really pisses me off when they beat and retire a fighter then are to be found as being all roided out. Like Cyborg vs Carano, and Overeem vs Lesnar.



    http://www.cagedinsider.com/ufc/dana...led-drug-test/

    http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/77...ommission-says

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    Wowwww you just figured that out huh?

    They breed em smart in Bumfuck, Kentucky or wherever your hilariously dumb dicked faggot ass is from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Wowwww you just figured that out huh?

    They breed em smart in Bumfuck, Kentucky or wherever your hilariously dumb dicked faggot ass is from.
    hcy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Wowwww you just figured that out huh?

    They breed em smart in Bumfuck, Kentucky or wherever your hilariously dumb dicked faggot ass is from.
    Well seeing as the news was just released a few hours ago, I thought it was worth mentioning. But I always believed he was a big roid monkey, actually glad they are nailing him solid on it.

    And Pedotine ,as for your other drivel, you don't see me posting and slobbering over lady boys you worthless dick sucking faggot troll. You calling anybody else a faggot is quite comical really. I really seem to have hit a sore spot with you, did you really think nobody else thought of you as just a worthless piece of human shit ? You are a disease that needs to be treated, my preferred treatment would be just wiping you out of existence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpo Splatr View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Wowwww you just figured that out huh?

    They breed em smart in Bumfuck, Kentucky or wherever your hilariously dumb dicked faggot ass is from.
    Well seeing as the news was just released a few hours ago, I thought it was worth mentioning. But I always believed he was a big roid monkey, actually glad they are nailing him solid on it.

    And Pedotine ,as for your other drivel, you don't see me posting and slobbering over lady boys you worthless dick sucking faggot troll. You calling anybody else a faggot is quite comical really. I really seem to have hit a sore spot with you, did you really think nobody else thought of you as just a worthless piece of human shit ? You are a disease that needs to be treated, my preferred treatment would be just wiping you out of existence.

    Try starting with wiping the moonshine, spit, and goat semen off your moms beard, yokel. Maybe then she'll sober up enough to tend to the crops while you blow your own mind some more, now that you literally have no where else to post your mma gossip column.

    This one is going great btw Jethro.

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    c'mon Tine mma is supposed to bring people together in a happy place


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    If you cant celebrate watching Alpo Splatr spin like a draidel, the magic of friendship is lost on you.

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    you got him on the ropes Alpo. fucking finish him

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    Clearly hes busy clawing at his thesaurus looking for variations on the words 'faggot', 'pedo', and 'dickgirl', since thats literally all he can come up with now that cant work off Jewdonk's posts anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Clearly hes busy clawing at his thesaurus looking for variations on the words 'faggot', 'pedo', and 'dickgirl', since thats literally all he can come up with now that cant work off Jewdonk's posts anymore.
    he should have brought up ponies, that would have hit you where it hurts

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    im sure he thinks that falls under the 'pedo' theme. or he might just as easily think a 'pedo' is someone who rides a bicycle around. nothing would surprise me from this guy except a GED or better.

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    fack i was hopping somehow he was clean all this time even though it seemed kinda impossible
    i was a big fan of his but now its like meh, another cheater

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    Quote Originally Posted by drufdajewgod View Post
    fack i was hopping somehow he was clean all this time even though it seemed kinda impossible
    i was a big fan of his but now its like meh, another cheater







    Whats the big deal? The horsemeat was prescribed by a doctor.

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    Such a shame, he had so much potential.



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    LOL he looks completely clean. he just likes to work out a lot, it's all natural tho.

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    Definitely tainted horsemeat supplements used to offset his TRT therapy.

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    Dana must be fuming. Overeem retired lesnar who was one of the ufc's biggest draws ever. Just last week lesnar went back to wwe (which I'm sure dana hated).

    (didn;t realize OP stated what I just said)

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    Also we need a 408 analysis of his physique before we can conclude anything.

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    http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/NAC...146-Test-41623

    Keith Kizer, Nevada Athletic Commission executive director, told Sherdog.com on Thursday that Overeem’s testosterone to epitestosterone (T/E) ratio was 14-to-1, more than double the allowable 6-to-1 ratio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Also we need a 408 analysis of his physique before we can conclude anything.
    I have given it before. In fact, just for Michael I had a thread devoted to well known before and after's to more clearly elucidate the changes one might see. I can really break it down if you want me to, but let's make it super super easy: He carries way too much muscle and little fat at the same time to be close to natural. Period. It's as easy as that. The body will build muslce with a calorie surplus but not in a deficit. Overeem has put on so much weight the last few years you would expect him to be a butterbean most of the time but he's not, he is always 5-7% bodyfat. Just being THAT lean is hard enough, building 20-30lbs of muscle in a few years while being that lean? GTFO with that nonsense.

    Exhibit A happend to be Overeem btw, in the Michael thread. It was back on venom. China could prolly drudge it up for us if he's bored, it was a good thread actually.

    And alpo, sorry bud, but challenging Tine-- not the smartest idea right now. You and your 13 year old sister/wife have sticks to whittle into small trinkets for your 7 children do you not? Think of the kids bro, they are suffering for your inadequacies. Do they really deserve that?
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