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    Now I'm negotiating mother fuckers

    After some heated and tense negotiations with Mr. Shatner, we came to a resolution that was very amenable to me. I will be staying at the swanky 4* Hyatt Regency Chicago (in the Loop) for $65/nt from 3/26-3/29 and for $60/nt from 3/29-3/31. Even after the redic travel taxes and what have yous, it's still avg. $75/nt. During their busy time, w/o my negotiating skills, rooms there literally go for $400/nt. I am a Priceline superstar.







    Think a place like this will go for the $20 trick? I should be able to get a flight for ~$200. Thinking I might schedule my flight for the day after my hotel stay ends. That way I can put in a long/late session at the poker room and stay another night for free. Just not sure what I'll do with my bag. I've also thought about just hanging out at a 24/hr Starbucks all night. Not sure if they'd care that I have a suitcase on me, but I'm sure I can flash them my gold card and it'll be no problem.
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    fly into midway/ohare, take L train downtown, cab to hotel, go across the river to the north and then slightly west to the RIVER NORTH area (restaurants and bars).

    thats a great spot.

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    $20 trick possibly....works better in Vegas.

    Mention that it's your first time in the city and/or make something up about it being your birthday.

    Check your bags with the front desk, they'll keep them no problem...tip the bellhop $5 when you get them back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    fly into midway/ohare, take L train downtown, cab to hotel, go across the river to the north and then slightly west to the RIVER NORTH area (restaurants and bars).

    thats a great spot.
    tyty (although I think I can get to hotel w/o cab). This will be my 2nd time visiting the great city of Chicago, but last time I made the mistake of staying by O'Hare.

    Check your bags with the front desk, they'll keep them no problem...tip the bellhop $5 when you get them back.
    Oh, true. Will they hold my bags for a day even when I'm not staying there? Thanks for the idea
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    also you just mentioned how you haven't been to Vegas.

    Might as well extend the trip another week and go there on the way home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    also you just mentioned how you haven't been to Vegas.

    Might as well extend the trip another week and go there on the way home.
    Meh, I'll take Chicago over Vegas any day of the week. I've tried making a NYC vacation, but Mr. Shatner has been less than reasonable with that one.
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    yes, if you take the L into the city, you can get off fairly close to the hotel. Dont really need a cab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    also you just mentioned how you haven't been to Vegas.

    Might as well extend the trip another week and go there on the way home.
    Meh, I'll take Chicago over Vegas any day of the week. I've tried making a NYC vacation, but Mr. Shatner has been less than reasonable with that one.
    I would definitely prefer Chicago in the summer too, but at the same time at least go check it out so you at least know the RIO isn't on the strip

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    tyty (although I think I can get to hotel w/o cab). This will be my 2nd time visiting the great city of Chicago, but last time I made the mistake of staying by O'Hare.

    Check your bags with the front desk, they'll keep them no problem...tip the bellhop $5 when you get them back.
    Oh, true. Will they hold my bags for a day even when I'm not staying there? Thanks for the idea
    Yup, that is pretty much what that section is for, because if you were staying there, you'd have a room for them.
    Its perfect for what you are looking to do.

    What exactly is the $ 20 trick? I've seen that on a few threads on 2plus2.

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    Slip a 20 in between your license and credit card when you check in and ask if upgraded accommodations are available. GL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    tyty (although I think I can get to hotel w/o cab). This will be my 2nd time visiting the great city of Chicago, but last time I made the mistake of staying by O'Hare.


    Oh, true. Will they hold my bags for a day even when I'm not staying there? Thanks for the idea
    Yup, that is pretty much what that section is for, because if you were staying there, you'd have a room for them.
    Its perfect for what you are looking to do.

    What exactly is the $ 20 trick? I've seen that on a few threads on 2plus2.
    Awesome, appreciate the advice and will def smash the bellhop with a fiver to hold my bags.

    $20 trick (also called the $20 sandwich) is basically bribing the front desk to get a room upgrade. When you check in, you put a $20 bill sandwiched inbetween your ID and your Credit Card and you ask them "Are there any complimentary upgrades?". If they can do something for you, they'll give you an upgrade (sometimes really good upgrades) and if they can't do anything for you they'll give you your $20 back, so it's risk free. There's a site dedicated to it:
    http://thetwentydollartrick.com/

    It's mostly done in Vegas, but I've heard of it being used in other locations.
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    I don't fuck mothers. I demand satisfaction, PLOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    I don't fuck mothers. I demand satisfaction, PLOL.
    You are gay enough to derail a great thread, like that one time you rap battled some dude on that jasep fail site...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    After some heated and tense negotiations with Mr. Shatner, we came to a resolution that was very amenable to me. I will be staying at the swanky 4* Hyatt Regency Chicago (in the Loop) for $65/nt from 3/26-3/29 and for $60/nt from 3/29-3/31. Even after the redic travel taxes and what have yous, it's still avg. $75/nt. During their busy time, w/o my negotiating skills, rooms there literally go for $400/nt. I am a definitely JEWISH.

    fyp.......

    That picture took my morning brain damaged mind a while to register. Looked like some kind of kids playroom for a bit.

    BTW at your weight do you think it's wise to be visiting the windy city?
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    Do you think we are called the WINDY CITY because of the WIND?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Do you think we are called the WINDY CITY because of the WIND?
    No, I know the story about the politicians etc......way to kill a joke.

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    Is PLOL another one of the guys on the board where they were 6'0 155?


    If so, I need someone to come by and help snake my toilet with their arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Do you think we are called the WINDY CITY because of the WIND?
    It does get pretty blustery between the buildings.

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    Wink

    I was about to say, "You should be used to cold and wind...you are from Detroit", but then I remembered that most of your downtown buildings are getting torn down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    I was about to say, "You should be used to cold and wind...you are from Detroit", but then I remembered that most of your downtown buildings are getting torn down.
    it's similar for sure, but it only has buildings for 6 blocks, not 6 miles.

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