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    Attn Esteemed PFA Members

    Never....in my entire fucking life have I ever been around such a conglomerate of complete clusterfucks and life losers.

    Everytime I log out from here I feel as though I need to take two fucking showers.

    Druff: Sincerely, good luck with the site. It's unfortunate you let this place become DD 2.0 within the first month but it your show so its all good I'm sure.

    Jesep: Good luck with Filthy...I'll still be listening.

    Remember everyone, when you read this I will still be making >$250k a year and you'll still be struggling to pay rent while eating Ramun noodles every night.

    VWL: you'll still be 50 and borderline homeless. Enjoy working until your 80 fucking yrs old before you can live your final few miserable yrs probably in some fucking gutter.

    Corrigan: you still have never said anything remotely interesting or funny, even by accident. keep fighting the good fight though, dweeb

    Muck: you'll still be the idiot on here 24/7 fantasizing about being with Marty some day. I'd wager big money that if you ever ran into the guy you try to suck his cock. you're fucking creepy.

    408:

    408mike wrote:
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    I'm going on 7 or 8 weeks clean in a row now and
    nothing seems to be going right. I slipped financially
    and lost my car and apartment, at the moment im
    sleeping on moms floor while i look for a job most of
    the time by light rail or bus. I feel like a fucking
    loser pretty much 24/7, and my mother naturally rubs
    it in my face when shes in a slightly bad mood, yet is
    supportive when in a good mood. Her moods can swing
    one way or the other randomly for no reason, and it's
    really putting me on an emotional roller coaster. To
    make things worse, I am trying to repair the
    friendships I blew off the last few years, and finding
    little comfort. I have maybe one or two ok friends who
    still take my calls, ryan and all my close friends
    either ignore me or have told me they hope i do
    alright but want nothing to do with me. so, I am
    sitting here broke with no home really, no car no
    friends nothing. and I'm supposed to be clean? WHY?! I
    can't even remember why I cleaned up in the first
    place, and now that I have i can't see a reason to
    stay this way. i don't get it, i figured things would
    fall into place and instead everything is coming
    unglued. i have been keeping busy with my dieting, but
    i realized today although it is a goal I want to
    achieve, my motive was not to lose weight it was just
    something to keep busy. i don't know what to do. the
    feeling, i get no new emails, noone calls me noone
    answers when i call and my parents are horribly cold.
    I have no money, nowhere to go. i spent the last 2
    saturdays helping a friend of my moms build a fence,
    he was super cool and his girl was nice and all that
    but i cant shake this feeling theyre talking about me
    behind my back, saying i'm weird or stupid or
    something. i can't put my finger on it. im trying to
    make new friendships, and i just don't like being
    around people i dont know. I dont trust them, don't
    know what they really think of me. makes me want to
    drink and be alone somewhere, get some coke but i tell
    myself DON'T GO BACK TO THAT! but why not? Noone will
    care if i die. Not one single person.
    My mom might
    care but she's good at not ever dealing with emotion
    and would just repress everything like she always
    does. I don't really want to go back to getting high,
    but I havent seen anything good come of sobering up
    and I'm really really wodering why i did it in the
    first place.

    You are absolutely right. Not one person here or otherwise will give two shits when you finally off yourself. You're the biggist life loser on here, nurse.

    I'm done here obv.

    Later Fags

    Oh and the Internet is serious fucking business.

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    It's "Ramen" noodles you fucking idiot.

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    day after April Fools an extra fools day ?????
    Quote Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts View Post

    Look Corrigan, you've been a sideshow clown around here from the jump
    It's tough to take you seriously when you've made your bones acting the fool.
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    Which one is he?

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    Cool story bro.
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    I'm done here obv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Hey guys, the music is still playing, where did everyone go?
    The party has been over for hours, everyone has long since gone home,
    Yet sadly on the dance floor remains dear old pooh, wondering why he is all alone...


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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Lol at the amount of effort that druff's friends have to exert trying to do an internet podcast without offending him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Remember everyone, when you read this I will still be making >$250k a year and you'll still be struggling to pay rent while eating Ramun noodles every night.


    I can't believe I thought you were Kaka.

    You sir, are no Kaka.

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    Ramen noodles are no joke.

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    Well Pooh, you have been one of the worst posters I have seen on either Donkdown or here - you are comparable to jewdonk (and no, that's not a compliment).

    So...


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    Please change Pooh's custom title to: Big Fucking Ray of Sunshine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beebs9Dizzle View Post
    you are comparable to jewdonk
    Sorry Beebs, but comparing Shit to Jewdonk is like comparing See Spot Run to War and Peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Beebs9Dizzle View Post
    you are comparable to jewdonk
    Sorry Beebs, but comparing Shit to Jewdonk is like comparing See Spot Run to War and Peace.
    Haha its not my fault that Pooh irks me in the same manner as jewdonk, just the way it is.

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    We have a winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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