Uncomfortable Question

[bottomset_69]

I am 100% sober now. So Vwls is sneaking around the house to take a shit? That is fucking weird. I dropped a bomb the other night and she opened the door and was like WTF. I bring this up only in context because Vwls hides her Puerto Rican steamers.

[4Dragons]

I envision vwls skulking around the neighborhood with the Mission:Impossible theme music playing looking for a place to take a secret secured shit

Nothing like sneaking a deuce in the..

 

... DANGERZONE!!!

[Corrigan]

I am 100% sober now. So Vwls is sneaking around the house to take a shit? That is fucking weird. I dropped a bomb the other night and she opened the door and was like WTF. I bring this up only in context because Vwls hides her Puerto Rican steamers.

childproof your bathroom door so she cant open it

[Walter Sobchak]

Especially when a relationship is new, you should always orchestrate out-shits. You offer to go get Starbucks, etc... you never shit in the hotel room on trips. Some of you are making it out to be some sort of big deal, but this is basic stuff. Shit is not sexy, ever. If you can make it happen away, do it. Pretty simple. If a guy shits in the hotel room and I smell it, the relationship is probably already doomed. People say it doesn't bother them but they are lying.

What about people with irritable bowel syndrome? We need love too!

BTW it really doesn't bother me... neither does menstruation

[Sloppy Joe]

I am 100% sober now. So Vwls is sneaking around the house to take a shit? That is fucking weird. I dropped a bomb the other night and she opened the door and was like WTF. I bring this up only in context because Vwls hides her Puerto Rican steamers.

So you paid $49 for a bottle of non-alcoholic wine? Semi ballin', bro..

[bottomset_69]

Especially when a relationship is new, you should always orchestrate out-shits. You offer to go get Starbucks, etc... you never shit in the hotel room on trips. Some of you are making it out to be some sort of big deal, but this is basic stuff. Shit is not sexy, ever. If you can make it happen away, do it. Pretty simple. If a guy shits in the hotel room and I smell it, the relationship is probably already doomed. People say it doesn't bother them but they are lying.

WTF is wrong with you? Plan out your shits? One of the most ridiculous posts I have ever read. Do you wake up before your husband and put make up on, so he never has to see you without it?

This is a weird woman. I am going on a Alaskan Cruise in August with a female (suite obviously). I do not expect her to race down the steps to take a shit at 7am although Vwls seems to think that is life standard.

[tommyt]

WTF is wrong with you? Plan out your shits? One of the most ridiculous posts I have ever read. Do you wake up before your husband and put make up on, so he never has to see you without it?

This is a weird woman. I am going on a Alaskan Cruise in August with a female (suite obviously). I do not expect her to race down the steps to take a shit at 7am although Vwls seems to think that is life standard.

[Sloppy Joe]

How's your relationship going Bottomset?

[bottomset_69]

How's your relationship going Bottomset?

Actually very well. It's nice to be with someone that offers to pay for shit. Naturally I pay for most dinners but the fact she offers is unusual for me. Most women I have been with in the past simply expect the guy to pay for everything all the time which generally pisses me off. We are going to Hawaii later in the year and without hesitation split the cost of the room with me.

She also did all my laundry when I was out of town last week.

[rickastley]

relationship still going well? no shit stories to share with the class?

[tyde]

I am 100% sober now

HOF

[Walter Sobchak]

I am 100% sober now

HOF

Was LOL but Vwls won weirdest poster ITT

[delaware]

i like a big bush myself.

[Walter Sobchak]

i like a big bush myself.

Depends. MArtha's fire bush... Yes please

[Sloppy Joe]

How's your relationship going Bottomset?

[Walter Sobchak]

WOW. No wonder you hate men. You basically hate on guys that take a noxious shit which is a few times a week. I just LOL at the fact you disguise your shits when you are in a hotel room. You run the water? You are 50 right? Your are not over this?

Considering your girlfriend is only 5 months old and you have her potty trained, i'd say you shouldn't worry about the shit splatter in the toilet so much. Makes vwls problems look minor... if you will.

bump

[dwai]

Considering your girlfriend is only 5 months old and you have her potty trained, i'd say you shouldn't worry about the shit splatter in the toilet so much. Makes vwls problems look minor... if you will.

bump

Kinda strange coming from 4dragons.

you know damn well he still lurks here and violates his parole, what a pedo piece of shit

[splitthis]

I want to take a road trip to see 4D and get his side of the story. I still believe his life was ruined wrongly because of that stupid cop that posted his kids pic.

[dwai]

I want to take a road trip to see 4D and get his side of the story. I still believe his life was ruined wrongly because of that stupid cop that posted his kids pic.

[shoeshine box]

O.p.'s. 1st mistake> NOT take a shit in Master bathroom whist she showers.
2nd mistake>. NOT leaving the Heavy Load in the guest bathroom for her to see on her next COVERT SHIT RUN....

Are u guys at the 7yr itch yet?
Is she now making 125k?
rest off the story please.