How Not to Build a Shed

[Hockey Guy]

I saw a bunch of pictures of this building project before I saw these videos & it's funnier if you see the pictures first. Unfortunately I can't find the pictures again.
I remember NBH started a thread during the first week of PFA existing asking for advice on building a house & it's all I could think of as I looked at the pictures & watched the videos.





I have no idea how this didn't collapse during construction especially the roof sheathing & shingling. Enjoy.

If I can find the pictures again I will post them because they are hilarious. BTW, ever wonder how many sheets of OSB you can fit into a minivan? Watch the first video to find out.

[lewfather]

Fishing for bubs? He doesn't build sheds, he fixes grocery carts for a living.

[SrslySirius]

That's a fine lookin' shed, Lou.

[Hockey Guy]

I found some pictures. The video doesn't really do it justice.

[Gordman]

I saw a bunch of pictures of this building project before I saw these videos & it's funnier if you see the pictures first. Unfortunately I can't find the pictures again.

I did a little searching....is this it? I'm too tired and lazy right now to link in the pictures, maybe someone else can do that if they have time and if this is really the shed in question:

http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/sh...on-t-even.....

[Hockey Guy]

I saw a bunch of pictures of this building project before I saw these videos & it's funnier if you see the pictures first. Unfortunately I can't find the pictures again.

I did a little searching....is this it? I'm too tired and lazy right now to link in the pictures, maybe someone else can do that if they have time and if this is really the shed in question:

http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/sh...on-t-even.....

Yup, that's the puppies.

[Hockey Guy]

I'll just post a few of my favorites from that thread.

Nice straight wall


How the fuck did he get the rafter on?


Nice flooring. Just overlap the plywood so no need for cuts? Why didn't I think of that?


Nice straight roofline. I'm sure the shingles will take that slight wave out.


WTF? Hammering in screws?

[Hockey Guy]

Okay, I had to update this with a few more photos for our amusement. If you haven't read the thread thru Gordman's link, I high recommend it.

Looks not too bad from this angle:


Yup, I was right. That wave in the roofline is hardly noticable with the shingles on:


Good thing he hid this as the backside otherwise people might question his building talents: BTW, I love the fascia.

[Hockey Guy]

Somebody from here(probably Gordman) made an account to post this gem under the screenname ShedofDreams:

"If you build it, they will come."

Greetings from the poker world. Thank you very much for the laughs. I had to register for the eventual collapse pool. We are a degenerate lot that will gamble on anything, so let us know where to ship the paypal funds when you get it organized.

www.pokerfraudalert.com

Remember this was made with all new materials. Obviously this guy lives like this:

[sonatine]

smh

[mulva]

slap some mud on it and ship it to africa. where it becomes the best house in the bush.

[Corrigan]

Tis a good barn but sure tis no pool, English




Looking at this barn is exactly how I feel about my opponents when I occasionally play poker at a local club though

[Hockey Guy]

Had to update this for those who are not following the thread here. This shit has gone viral. Some great photoshops but check out the thread for more:











It's now got it's own twitter account: https://twitter.com/ShedOfDoom

http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/sh...s-I-don-t-even.....

[adamantium]

standard eastern europe, the baron would kill for that place

[Corrigan]

standard eastern europe, the baron would kill for that place

Baron is on a tour of the Western United States great skiing destinations. To prove this he took a cell phone picture of his snow boots.

[Hockey Guy]

I just had to update this thread for those not following the original thread here:
http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/sh...s-I-don-t-even.....

Here's a song someone wrote & great photoshop. I should mention the guy who built the shed is Korean & is why the photoshops are predominately about Kim Jong Un.

To sung to the theme of Gilligan's Island.

ust sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful build
That started from this tiny town
So far no one’s been killed

The mate was a mighty building man
The helper brave as hell
Five loads of wood delivered that day
For a one roomed shed with shelves

The angles started getting rough
The axe was swiftly tossed
If not for the strength of the keystone wood
Structural integrity would be lost, integrity would be lost

The owner painted and locked the door of this finely crafted room
With pruning shears
And pounded screws
The flexing floor……. and the gaps
No plans or prints
The ladder and the dull ass axe
Here inside the Shed of Doom

[Gordman]

Somebody from here(probably Gordman) made an account to post this gem under the screenname ShedofDreams:

"If you build it, they will come."

Greetings from the poker world. Thank you very much for the laughs. I had to register for the eventual collapse pool. We are a degenerate lot that will gamble on anything, so let us know where to ship the paypal funds when you get it organized.

www.pokerfraudalert.com

Remember this was made with all new materials. Obviously this guy lives like this:

Lol, no that wasn't me.

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

Haiti approved imo

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

that overlapping plywood floor is the funniest thing ive seen on here

[Hockey Guy]

that overlapping plywood floor is the funniest thing ive seen on here

I like that one too but I like the fourth pic I posted. That 2X4 may in fact be the keystone block. I think if you pulled that you'd have to yell Jenga & run.

I have no idea how he got the shingles on without it all coming down.