North Korea may have just declared war on South Korea

[sonatine]

N. Korea says it enters 'war' against S. Korea
SEOUL, March 29 (Yonhap) -- North Korea announced Saturday that it has entered a state of war against South Korea.

In a special statement, the North said it will deal with every inter-Korean issue in a wartime manner.

http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news...000500315.HTML



30% chance this is total bullshit trolling by The Internet btw...

[tony bagadonuts]

Until they can figure out how to keep the lights on I'm not too worried about these clowns.

[Deal]

Until they can figure out how to keep the lights on I'm not too worried about these clowns.

Dennis Rodman will beat your ass for that!

[4Dragons]

front page drudge 'war' links to this yahoo wire article: http://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/n-k...000307888.html

Guess they didn't appreciate our 2 B2 bombers that cost more than their GDP fly over their little province.

Pic: Kid n' play signs things

[sonatine]

A friend of mine in South Korea right now is reporting that no one gives the teensy weensiest of shits at the moment.

[4Dragons]

A friend of mine in South Korea right now is reporting that no one gives the teensy weensiest of shits at the moment.

Nobody rattles a sabre like Attila The Un. It's all bs unless he volleys arty or starts sinking everything on the coast with his subs.

[tony bagadonuts]

[DirtyB]

N. Korea says it enters 'war' against S. Korea

North and South Korea have been at war continuously since 1950. They signed a cease fire in 1953, not a truce.

[mackerdoodle jones]

if there is a war seoul will end up as dark as north korea after, oh about, three minutes. and good game most of the marines in south korea. theyd be a speed bump. obv sk and the us would win in the end, but the sk and us general populace really doesnt have clue about the amount of pain nk would bring at the opening stages

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

North Korea straight flexin.

[sonatine]

N. Korea says it enters 'war' against S. Korea

North and South Korea have been at war continuously since 1950. They signed a cease fire in 1953, not a truce.

Youve hung out with me enough to know Im aware of the state and nature of the armistice.

[sonatine]

if there is a war seoul will end up as dark as north korea after, oh about, three minutes. and good game most of the marines in south korea. theyd be a speed bump. obv sk and the us would win in the end, but the sk and us general populace really doesnt have clue about the amount of pain nk would bring at the opening stages

suicide king is this true?

[4Dragons]

North and South Korea have been at war continuously since 1950. They signed a cease fire in 1953, not a truce.

Youve hung out with me enough to know Im aware of the state and nature of the armistice.

The biggest lol of it is B didn't really acknowledge that it was Un that said the W word and you motherfucking put it in quotes. Double neg imo. Ship teh rep system already

[Suicide King]

if there is a war seoul will end up as dark as north korea after, oh about, three minutes. and good game most of the marines in south korea. theyd be a speed bump. obv sk and the us would win in the end, but the sk and us general populace really doesnt have clue about the amount of pain nk would bring at the opening stages

suicide king is this true?

Sadly......Yes

[sonatine]

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:realtalk

[mackerdoodle jones]

ruh roh...good game san diego and coronado. and......austin???? rofl why the hell would they target austin?

article has hof pics of nk's us mainland strike plan.


http://www.nknews.org/2013/03/breaki...d-strike-plan/

[4Dragons]

ruh roh...good game san diego and coronado. and......austin???? rofl why the hell would they target austin?

article has hof pics of nk's us mainland strike plan.


http://www.nknews.org/2013/03/breaki...d-strike-plan/

Someone wake up gamblebot and tell him there is lulz in his vicinity.

[mulva]

Until they can figure out how to keep the lights on I'm not too worried about these clowns.

i wouldn't rule out these guys trying to launch missiles like bottle rockets though

[vegas1369]

A lot of experts feel this is just more posturing so some of the sanctions will be lifted, but I am thinking this is going to escalate into something bigger. I think this kid has a lot of old angry generals pushing for war and see him as a puppet for their devious plans. They couldn't do this will Il, but I think this kid is naive enough to fall for it and will inevitably cause a massive conflict.

I wouldn't take this too lightly, N Korea is no joke. They are the largest uniformed army in the world, and while we will eventually crush them there will be a lot of bloodshed along the way. S Korea will never be the same.

We should have just said fuck the commies back in the day and made it one big democracy. So much would have been avoided in the long run.

[4Dragons]

A lot of experts feel this is just more posturing so some of the sanctions will be lifted, but I am thinking this is going to escalate into something bigger. I think this kid has a lot of old angry generals pushing for war and see him as a puppet for their devious plans. They couldn't do this will Il, but I think this kid is naive enough to fall for it and will inevitably cause a massive conflict.

I wouldn't take this too lightly, N Korea is no joke. They are the largest uniformed army in the world, and while we will eventually crush them there will be a lot of bloodshed along the way. S Korea will never be the same.

We should have just said fuck the commies back in the day and made it one big democracy. So much would have been avoided in the long run.