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Thread: Ever wonder what happens when the average 4chan user goes to prison?

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    Ever wonder what happens when the average 4chan user goes to prison?

    So this total absolute basement dwelling aspie virgin went to prison and NatGeo was there!

    Its worth noting that they tooooootally gloss over his crime. They make it sound like he just had a bad day and ended up getting into a fight with a knife in a mall.

    Yeah not so fucking much.

    This guy dragged a girl into the bathroom, held a knife to her, and attempted to rape her.

    Why the bathroom?

    So he could do it while they faced the mirror so he could see the look on her face.

    (Pretty much his own words).




    But dont worry about it jsearles, youll be fine Im sure.


    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    "Somewhat antisocial tendencies"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vwls View Post
    "Somewhat antisocial tendencies"

    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I saw part 1 of this on YouTube a long time ago and was very annoyed that I couldn't learn what happened to this kid. I even tried to look him up on Google. I'll check out part 2 now, thanks.

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    Enjoy! It doesnt really get into his fate unfortunately but boy oh boy does it make me want to stay on the right side of society.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Enjoy! It doesnt really get into his fate unfortunately but boy oh boy does it make me want to stay on the right side of society.

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    guy on the right would looooooove it there

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Enjoy! It doesnt really get into his fate unfortunately but boy oh boy does it make me want to stay on the right side of society.
    If it makes you feel better, you wouldn't have ended up in that prison because you are too old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Enjoy! It doesnt really get into his fate unfortunately but boy oh boy does it make me want to stay on the right side of society.
    If it makes you feel better, you wouldn't have ended up in that prison because you are too old.

    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Doing hard time would be brutal. Im not sure i could do 10 like that

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    BOGGS IS GOD

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    I watched this like a couple months ago and it sent me on a spiral of watching all of the prison documentaries. I can't stop watching them. Every time I go on youtube a new prison documentary I haven't seen pops up on my recommended videos.

    Anyway, yeah that kid screwed up pretty bad. He's going to be in solitary for a long time and otherwise dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Enjoy! It doesnt really get into his fate unfortunately but boy oh boy does it make me want to stay on the right side of society.
    les, now's your cue to post your epic photoshop

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    Boggs' fail must rank as legendary.

    Follows 15yr old girl into restroom and pulls out a knife. Shorty quickly rushes past the stiff, and escapes. Retard is held by mall security until police come, upon which time they ask him what the fuck he was planning on doing? "I guess I was going to rape her." Not rob her, or scare her, or I though I was in the men's room.

    Pleads guilty, facing max 17, and he gets drilled for 15. For carrying out a nonsense scheme that he had zero chance of ever getting away with.

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