Be the next Biggest Loser.
Think about how monumental this would be for the site. A famed internet poker player losing 100lbs on national TV. I mean come on. You know for a 100% fact he would be accepted and roll up huge. There is something incredibly seedy for a poker player to be on this show. This is your coming our party China, and you make like $250K for winning.
Plus you know for a 100% fact Druff would grease you a few hundo for repping the PFA brand.
I am not kidding either. I just watched this fucking pig on the Today show and she lost 140 lbs and is not a celebrity. Having a poker player ruin some faces on that show would be epic.