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    I want Chinamaniac to

    Be the next Biggest Loser.

    Think about how monumental this would be for the site. A famed internet poker player losing 100lbs on national TV. I mean come on. You know for a 100% fact he would be accepted and roll up huge. There is something incredibly seedy for a poker player to be on this show. This is your coming our party China, and you make like $250K for winning.

    Plus you know for a 100% fact Druff would grease you a few hundo for repping the PFA brand.

    I am not kidding either. I just watched this fucking pig on the Today show and she lost 140 lbs and is not a celebrity. Having a poker player ruin some faces on that show would be epic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
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    I think they even pay you to work out all day, every day.

    Kind of a sweet gig.

    You just have to refine your story a bit...make it really sad but with a glimmer of redemption if you work really hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
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    Druff,

    This is a GOLDEN opportunity to blow up the site. And it gives China an opportunity to lose a lot of weight and win $250,000.

    When they get the applications for the show, the are going to see "Accountant, Teacher, Waiter, etc..."

    Then they are going to see Poker Player, and they will say, "YEAH".

    Can you use your Ken Scalir contacts in Burbank to make this happen?

    There is a 100% he will get on the show, and probably a 100% he wins. 10% free roll btw after the fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
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    Druff,

    This is a GOLDEN opportunity to blow up the site. And it gives China an opportunity to lose a lot of weight and win $250,000.

    When they get the applications for the show, the are going to see "Accountant, Teacher, Waiter, etc..."

    Then they are going to see Poker Player, and they will say, "YEAH".

    Can you use your Ken Scalir contacts in Burbank to make this happen?

    There is a 100% he will get on the show, and probably a 100% he wins. 10% free roll btw after the fact.
    Actually, not sure that is a positive in 2013. Where is the "feel good" aspect of a gambler losing weight?
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post

    Druff,

    This is a GOLDEN opportunity to blow up the site. And it gives China an opportunity to lose a lot of weight and win $250,000.

    When they get the applications for the show, the are going to see "Accountant, Teacher, Waiter, etc..."

    Then they are going to see Poker Player, and they will say, "YEAH".

    Can you use your Ken Scalir contacts in Burbank to make this happen?

    There is a 100% he will get on the show, and probably a 100% he wins. 10% free roll btw after the fact.
    Actually, not sure that is a positive in 2013. Where is the "feel good" aspect of a gambler losing weight?
    There is nothing feel good. Personally I would want China to go on the show and be belligerent, talk smack and belittle other contestants. That will get views, which is the point. Everyone hates gamblers which is precisely why he would be selected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post

    Actually, not sure that is a positive in 2013. Where is the "feel good" aspect of a gambler losing weight?
    There is nothing feel good. Personally I would want China to go on the show and be belligerent, talk smack and belittle other contestants. That will get views, which is the point. Everyone hates gamblers which is precisely why he would be selected.
    I've never watched the show but is that really what it's about? Based on commercials I thought The Biggest Loser avoided most of the obscene reality show cliches.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post

    There is nothing feel good. Personally I would want China to go on the show and be belligerent, talk smack and belittle other contestants. That will get views, which is the point. Everyone hates gamblers which is precisely why he would be selected.
    I've never watched the show but is that really what it's about? Based on commercials I thought The Biggest Loser avoided most of the obscene reality show cliches.
    Generally it HAS been a feel good show. But it can change on a dime. A mean spirited poker player getting up in people's grill? Show would blow up. Then the PFA logo all over TV.

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    I'm pretty sure that china isn't fat enough to be on the biggest loser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beebs9Dizzle View Post
    I'm pretty sure that china isn't fat enough to be on the biggest loser.


    But you are


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    Woulda been a great spot for Jasep.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    lotzof lols in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
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    Druff,

    This is a GOLDEN opportunity to blow up the site. And it gives China an opportunity to lose a lot of weight and win $250,000.

    When they get the applications for the show, the are going to see "Accountant, Teacher, Waiter, etc..."

    Then they are going to see Poker Player, and they will say, "YEAH".

    Can you use your Ken Scalir contacts in Burbank to make this happen?

    There is a 100% he will get on the show, and probably a 100% he wins. 10% free roll btw after the fact.
    Why don't you give rehab another go and attempt to patch up your shambled life, PHA?

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