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    Limetless is a fucking piece of shit

    What a piece of shit FROG

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    To be fair to all the French Canadians to which the label applies, Limitles is not a FROG. I tend to agree with you on the piece of shit comment.
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    I have always tried to carry myself with a high level of integrity in the poker community and I take it very personally when someone calls that in to question.

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    First of, big shout out to my number 1 fan, The_Phag


    I'd like to take this opportunity to launch my career as a stand up comedian.

    Joke #1

    ME: So I've been feeling a bit down lately, I guess you could say a little depressed.

    RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER(mom) How depressed are you?

    ME: Thanks for asking RAM.

    I've been so depressed that I can't even bother coming up with

    funny punchlines to my jokes. :rimshot

    I also can't be bothered making a poll so you can rate the jokes in this thread

    with a ha, na or wha?




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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    First of, big shout out to my number 1 fan, The_Phag


    I'd like to take this opportunity to launch my career as a stand up comedian.

    Joke #1

    ME: So I've been feeling a bit down lately, I guess you could say a little depressed.

    RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER(mom) How depressed are you?

    ME: Thanks for asking RAM.

    I've been so depressed that I can't even bother coming up with

    funny punchlines to my jokes. :rimshot

    I also can't be bothered making a poll so you can rate the jokes in this thread

    with a ha, na or wha?



    You really are a humorless, fat piece of alcoholic shit with no redeeming qualities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lannister View Post

    You really are a humorless, fat piece of alcoholic shit with no redeeming qualities.
    Limitles is in the running for most improved poster.

    Also, to be fair, I imagine him as a humorless skinny alcoholic, with few redeeming qualities.

    On the other hand, you have just reminded me to bump my thread about your buddy Jason Searless of St. Jo Mo......now, there is a fat piece of shit with no redeeming qualities.

    Thanks for the reminder!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lannister View Post

    You really are a humorless, fat piece of alcoholic shit with no redeeming qualities.
    Limitles is in the running for most improved poster.

    Also, to be fair, I imagine him as a humorless skinny alcoholic, with few redeeming qualities.

    On the other hand, you have just reminded me to bump my thread about your buddy Jason Searless of St. Jo Mo......now, there is a fat piece of shit with no redeeming qualities.

    Thanks for the reminder!
    It's simply not possible for him to be skinny. He constantly talks about how fat people are and won't post or show a picture of himself. He's obviously self-degrading and trying to up his confidence about his own obesity by projecting it onto strangers on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deal View Post
    To be fair to all the French Canadians to which the label applies, Limitles is not a FROG. I tend to agree with you on the piece of shit comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    First of, big shout out to my number 1 fan, The_Phag


    I'd like to take this opportunity to launch my career as a stand up comedian.

    Joke #1

    ME: So I've been feeling a bit down lately, I guess you could say a little depressed.

    RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER(mom) How depressed are you?

    ME: Thanks for asking RAM.

    I've been so depressed that I can't even bother coming up with

    funny punchlines to my jokes. :rimshot

    I also can't be bothered making a poll so you can rate the jokes in this thread

    with a ha, na or wha?







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    Limitles is without a doubt the funniest poster, ok

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    ship thread to hall of crap

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    Cool

    Limitles thinks that you can only be American by living/being born in the US. Guy is a retard.

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    Being called a fucking piece of shit by PHA is like being called a faggot by fluffer

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    The two forum drunks arguing, you can't make this shit up.
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nunbeater View Post
    Being called a fucking piece of shit by PHA is like being called a faggot by fluffer
    Green

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    Tight site.
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    I do believe Iraq was a huge mistake
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    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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    Alright it's time to air audience grievances. Shout out an idea or theme and we'll see if we can poke fun at it.

    Me: You sir, with the large forehead and the PFA t-shirt, whatever that stands for.......

    RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER: It stands for Poker Fraud A.........

    ME: Never mind what the fuck it stands for give me something to work with, what's your idea?

    RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER: "The CIA"

    ME: Alrighty then, the C. FUCKING I. A.

    The CIA has us all scared, thanks to bullshit writing in Hollywood films. Care to take a little State secret

    on your holiday to Pyongyang, NK or Moscow, Russia and pad your bank account? Well think again according to

    Hollywood. The reason......... fucking truth serum bullshit. They have us all afraid of some drug they will force us

    to take so we'll spill the beans and put ourselves in a Havana work camp for life.

    Well fear no more because "little brother" has come up with a weapon to fight "big brother"

    Sight gag

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickastley View Post
    ship thread to hall of crap
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    The two forum drunks arguing, you can't make this shit up.
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    Tight site.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    The two forum drunks arguing, you can't make this shit up.
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    Tight site.
    lol
    funny how this thread still remains relevant 5 years later
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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