I took a shit and there was blood on the toilet paper

[The_PHA]

It was a normal stool and the paper stuck to my fingers. I was like WTF? Then I saw it was red. The toilet bowl was even worse.

Not good. If I vanish, you will know why.

FUCK.

[zealanddonk]

Haemorrhoids arent usually fatal, tho for your safety you probably do want to stop using this site.

[limitles]

Two possibilities...........

Your roommate got a little rough last night.

Beets

[chinamaniac]

Two possibilities...........

Your roommate got a little rough last night.

Beets

[fluffer]

It was a normal stool and the paper stuck to my fingers. I was like WTF? Then I saw it was red. The toilet bowl was even worse.

Not good. If I vanish, you will know why.

FUCK.

 

are you sure you want to see it?

 

[408Mike]

You're dehydrated and the blood you see is from your super dry turds tearing their way to freedom without any lubrication (IE you are fucking constipated)

alcohol does this

might also be you have a sensitive anus and need some kind of baby wipe or wet nap. my buddy's dad (who drank for years) ended up like that, always had a box of wet naps with him wherever he went.

[big dick]

It was a normal stool and the paper stuck to my fingers. I was like WTF? Then I saw it was red. The toilet bowl was even worse.

Not good. If I vanish, you will know why.

FUCK.

 

are you sure you want to see it?

 

lol you asshole!

[big dick]

You're dehydrated and the blood you see is from your super dry turds tearing their way to freedom without any lubrication (IE you are fucking constipated)

alcohol does this

might also be you have a sensitive anus and need some kind of baby wipe or wet nap. my buddy's dad (who drank for years) ended up like that, always had a box of wet naps with him wherever he went.

they call this the "irish toothache"

[unchainedghost]

Total hemroids.

They suck

I know from experience.

That gel cream feels like a menthol blanket sutchering up your ass though.
Get some

[SenseiKreese]

It was a normal stool and the paper stuck to my fingers. I was like WTF? Then I saw it was red. The toilet bowl was even worse.

Not good. If I vanish, you will know why.

FUCK.

I don't know you but don't fuck around with that and see a doctor ASAP. Could most likely be hemorrhoids, could be something worse.

Good luck!

[Muck Ficon]

You're dehydrated and the blood you see is from your super dry turds tearing their way to freedom without any lubrication (IE you are fucking constipated)

alcohol does this

might also be you have a sensitive anus and need some kind of baby wipe or wet nap. my buddy's dad (who drank for years) ended up like that, always had a box of wet naps with him wherever he went.

Did you pay Vegas yet? Call your whore mother and see what she did with the money you gave her.

[limitles]

It was a normal stool and the paper stuck to my fingers. I was like WTF? Then I saw it was red. The toilet bowl was even worse.

Not good. If I vanish, you will know why.

FUCK.

Forgot to ask, did you ever find your phone?

[Goodpoop]

If just on the paper, Roids. If the bowl was a mess you probably will be dead in a few. sorry.

[Ricky]

If the bowl was a mess you probably will be dead in a few.

Why get all of our hopes up like this?