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    Michael Jordan Applies for Marriage License

    No knock on the fiance but he has friends to talk him out of this, right?

    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    No knock on the fiance but he has friends to talk him out of this, right?
    Pretty sure you can't tell Michael Jordan anything. If someone tried to talk him out of it, he'd probably be even more determined to get married.

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    Was she his old batting coach?

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    I guess after landing at number 7 on the list of biggest divorce payouts he figures he can't get banged like that again and said, "why not?"

    Rupert Murdoch's divorce from Anna Murdoch; estimated at $1.7 billion [1]
    Bernie Ecclestone's divorce from Slavica; estimated at $1-$1.2 billion [2]
    Adnan Khashoggi's divorce from Soraya Khashoggi; estimated at $850 million [1]
    Craig McCaw's divorce from Wendy McCaw; estimated to exceed $460 million [3]
    Mel Gibson's divorce from Robyn Moore Gibson; estimated at $425 million [4]
    Roman Abramovich's divorce from Irina Abramovich; estimated at $300 million [5]
    Michael Jordan's divorce from Juanita Jordan; estimated at $168 million [6]
    Neil Diamond's divorce from Marcia Murphey; estimated at $150 million [7]
    Frank McCourt's divorce from Jamie McCourt; estimated at $130 million [8]
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...nsive_divorces

    Mick Jagger looks like the biggest boss here for getting out of his marriage to Jerry Hall for between 15-25 million.
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    It was amusing seeing Juanita driving around downtown Chicago in her (re:his) Mercedes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    It was amusing seeing Juanita driving around downtown Chicago in her (re:his) Mercedes.
    Who is she? Is she somebody or just some random?

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    Michaels ex wife. No, he was with her for quite a while

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    Anyone with a lot of money who don't get a prenup deserves to be hit up for as much as possible if they get a divorce for their own stupidity of not having one drawn up imo.

    Now if the money is made after the fact then that creates other issues but unfortunately you will be shelling out some money.

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    So i do a simple google image search for this chick and look at one of the first pics I find:

    Name:  mj fiance.jpg
Views: 551
Size:  81.6 KB

    Yep, thats MJ's fiance hanging with Elin Nordgren. I cant imagine what they could possibly be talking about........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter View Post
    So i do a simple google image search for this chick and look at one of the first pics I find:

    Name:  mj fiance.jpg
Views: 551
Size:  81.6 KB

    Yep, thats MJ's fiance hanging with Elin Nordgren. I cant imagine what they could possibly be talking about........
    Who's the guy on the left?

    Always check the hands.

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    I think if I was ballin outta control it would be hard to consider getting married.

    Michael Jordan should just live by the message of this song imo:


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    One look I am not into is the 'jeans and high heels" deal. I'd much rather have a chick in generic jeans and tennis shoes, rather than some greased up'd bimbo in designer jeans and heels. My opinion

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    I think if I was ballin outta control it would be hard to consider getting married.

    Michael Jordan should just live by the message of this song imo:

    B&P! This is a sick track! Great drop, man!

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