Tips for noob alcoholics/Ask a drunk

[limitles]

As for most things experience is invaluable. This thread is for those considering becoming a career boozer..

Tip # 1 Don't underbuy.


When you head off to the jar store your logical mind will calculate how much to buy........Errrrrrrrrgh......Full stop. Your logical mind is a pussy. Ignore him/her and double whatever the amount they tell you. If you're blessed and you have a god given natural ability to consume mass quantities this equates to another trip to the liquor store and all the perils associated with that.

more to come

[DRK Star]

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will be updated nightly

[limitles]

Tip # 2

Public Shame

Most often you'll perceive this whether true or not at your local jar store (Canada) When you show up at "store opening", looking ragged the teller may insinuate that you're just another lush but too bad. Fuck em. They're working for pennies and you're throwing money down the drain.....you win every time

[rickastley]

it's at times like this where martin would be a solid addition to a thread. rip ripptyde.

ps. "If you're not wasted, the day is"

oh dear les

[tony bagadonuts]

This thread is a good idea IMO and should be bumped regularly.

Les, when you feel the need to rip someone unmercifully, do it here.

[mulva]

[badguy23]

Tip 4

Get drunk before you go to any bar. They charge way to much and being you are already sloshed getting rejected or your ass kicked wont hurt as much. Also if you do get into a fight going to jail is way better drunk then sober.

[FlyOnTheWall]

Home study course:



Leaving Las Vegas by John O'Brien

[DirtyErnie]

What would you recommend for a drink to help with insomnia? Since have started a career from home been having problems getting regular sleep hours.

[limitles]

What would you recommend for a drink to help with insomnia? Since have started a career from home been having problems getting regular sleep hours.

Dear Ernie,

Not sure if I understand your question. There is no one type of drink to help with insomnia. Having a couple of drinks will induce a nice nap but when your looking for a good eight hours undisturbed then we are talking quantity. You can often stretch the recommended eight hourd of sleep into twelve if you are committed. This doesn't work if you have to be at work at 9am the next day but if you're working out of the home anyway then I suggest you take on your insomnia with a dozen cold ones and we'll see who's boss. Best of luck and let us know how it goes.

p.s. Quality is for pussies and pretenders, quantity puts hair on your chest.

[mulva]

nevermind thread updates. i believe a new sub forum is in order.

[Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe]

As for most things experience is invaluable. This thread is for those considering becoming a career boozer..

Tip # 1 Don't underbuy.


When you head off to the jar store your logical mind will calculate how much to buy........Errrrrrrrrgh......Full stop. Your logical mind is a pussy. Ignore him/her and double whatever the amount they tell you. If you're blessed and you have a god given natural ability to consume mass quantities this equates to another trip to the liquor store and all the perils associated with that.

more to come

[gauchojake]

If I may add to the sleeping question, if you drink heavily but still wake up in the middle of the night, keep a beer or booze by the bedside. When you wake up with the shakes at 4am, take a swig or 3 and you are back off to sleepy time.

[donk_tilt7.0Alpha]

hOW do i get rid of 10 years of binge drinking from my face without quitting drinking?

[donk_tilt7.0Alpha]

well?

[limitles]

well?

Sorry paly forgot about you.

You've got to hit the bricks/treadmill. If you're lucky, like me, you'll have day after beer strength. I guess it's all the calories from the previous night booze but your leg strength will be double the norm. Now this may have to wait till 2, 3 or 4 in the afternoon but you can easily drop 800 calories before your next taste. Also leaving it late means you've skipped breakfast and lunch and are ready for the best drink of the day which is

THE EMPTY STOMACH TALL BEER

Nothing on earth compares. Bottoms up!

[badguy23]

well?

Sorry paly forgot about you.

You've got to hit the bricks/treadmill. If you're lucky, like me, you'll have day after beer strength. I guess it's all the calories from the previous night booze but your leg strength will be double the norm. Now this may have to wait till 2, 3 or 4 in the afternoon but you can easily drop 800 calories before your next taste. Also leaving it late means you've skipped breakfast and lunch and are ready for the best drink of the day which is

THE EMPTY STOMACH TALL BEER

Nothing on earth compares. Bottoms up!

Also start drinking hard liqour with water instead of mixers and or beer. Les u r a drunk lol.. I like it

[Yiddishdonk]

Tip #234

Butt-Chugging the act of utilizing rubber tubing inserted into ones rectum as a conduit for alcohol can be fatal ....


Probably should be the #1 tip ...but this aint my list so Godspeed

[Yiddishdonk]

nevermind thread updates. i believe a new sub forum is in order.

[badguy23]

Tip #234

Butt-Chugging the act of utilizing rubber tubing inserted into ones rectum as a conduit for alcohol can be fatal ....


Probably should be the #1 tip ...but this aint my list so Godspeed

u can also soak a tampon in some cheap vodka insert that shit where ever u can and u will be stumbling in no time.