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    Ask My Black Friend Anything

    As far as I know, there isn't a single black person on PFA. Did you know that African Americans make up about 13% of the population in the United States? It's true. They have a rich culture and history, which we celebrate every February as Black History Month.

    I understand that some of our members, such as Barry, don't know any black people. But I have a real life black friend. His name is Marvin. I told him that some people on this website seem confused and have strange ideas about African American culture. He said that he would be happy to answer any questions you may have.

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    Can you explain the watermelon theory?

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    i've been around many blacks, and i've come into contact w/ a few that smell funky. how is black person smell achieved? is it because of improper ventalation when cooking, or just poor hygiene?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    i've been around many blacks, and i've come into contact w/ a few that smell funky. how is black person smell achieved? is it because of improper ventalation when cooking, or just poor hygiene?
    Plenty of white people smell like shit as well. If you are referring to the distinction between odors across cultures, it may be due to hair products. Many African Americans use oil products in their hair which have a certain scent when they become rancid. To be clear, anyone who has poor hygiene (does not bathe regularly) is going to smell unpleasant, and this characteristic is typical of people who do not have access to daily bathing - usually because of poverty issues. It is not relegated to people of color. Spend some time in poor white neighborhoods and you will understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vwls View Post
    Spend some time in poor white neighborhoods and you will understand.
    Sorry for my ignorance, where would I have to travel to find one of these?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    i've been around many blacks, and i've come into contact w/ a few that smell funky. how is black person smell achieved? is it because of improper ventalation when cooking, or just poor hygiene?
    I think Im more qualified to answer this then an actually black person, because they dont realize they stink.

    I used to fuck alot of black girls and all my friends were black growing up, and I can tell you why they smell.

    They cant wash their hair as often as white people, so they take less showers. They take a wash up instead. Im not joking im dead serious. If white peoples hair didnt have to be washed daily we wouldnt shower as often as we do.

    They (not all of course) do daily wash ups, but dont clean their whole body. I still remember I used to fuck the black chick next door to me, and she had this strong smell down there, and one day Im driving and my boy is tucking his shirt in so I got a whiff and it was the exact same smell.

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    Can you ask Marvin why black people are predisposed to adult diabetes? Also what the fuck is this sickle cell anemia stuff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBLES View Post
    Can you explain the watermelon theory?
    Are you referring to the stereotype that black people like to eat watermelon, or is there a grander theory I'm unaware of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBLES View Post
    Can you explain the watermelon theory?
    Are you referring to the stereotype that black people like to eat watermelon, or is there a grander theory I'm unaware of?
    Just the love of watermelons, maybe explain the chicken theory.

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    why you all steal, scam and sell drugs?

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    If Marvin stays around and answers questions this will be the longest thread on PFA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBLES View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post

    Are you referring to the stereotype that black people like to eat watermelon, or is there a grander theory I'm unaware of?
    Just the love of watermelons, maybe explain the chicken theory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBLES View Post
    Can you explain the watermelon theory?
    Yes. And the chicken stereotype.

    Poor blacks in the south had to eat whatever was inexpensive - watermelon was easy to grow & chicken is a lot cheaper than beef or pork. (It is a little easier to raise chickens than other animals.) The habit of eating chitlins (pig intestines) came out of these conditions as well, and eating fried foods overall. You don't need an oven to bake - just a stove top for frying. What is not talked about is that poor white southerners ate/eat the same way - that is where modern eating habits for many African Americans came from. Obv ppl just love stereotypes - Another example of the lazy brain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    But I have a real life black friend. His name is Marvin.












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    Quote Originally Posted by rickastley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    But I have a real life black friend. His name is Marvin.





    That looks like nothing like my black friend Marvin. That's an Ethiopian. My black friend Marvin is an African American.

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    Marvin, is this true?




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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    Marvin, is this true?



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    Marvin and Fckvwls,

    Do you believe that liberal white America, and the liberal black establishment itself which are really just puppets, allowing black people to act like animals (ie allowing kids to run around in mobs committing racial attacks in public) is itself the ultimate form of racism? And does it bother you that by holding blacks to lower standards and fostering their feelings of oppression, liberal white America is guaranteeing the black community will never break their bonds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    I understand that some of our members, such as Barry, don't know any black people.
    Wheres that picture of that black chick Barry used to bang?

    This thread makes me sad. Reminds me of the prank call you and Juana Bet-Sep made where you were Tiger Woods' agent and he was Tiger Woods. Your version of that character is pretty good, need him to fill some radio segments.
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