vacation diet change and bowel movements

[mulva]

the worst.

i always get backed up when i'm away for a week or so. so, i'm always constipated when i try and shit.

when the shit comes out of my ass it's the girth of a large pine cone and it's thick and hard like hash.

i thought i was going to die getting it out and i had to push on my ass to try and squeeze it through my tiny a-hole. after my shit i googled it, and found out that people die pushing too hard taking a shit. i think i averted death.

on the bright side, i tried hardees for the first time in 20 years. their chicken tenders w/ franks hot sauce on the side was better then almost all chix tenders i've had at better restaurants and local markets.

[son of lockman]

ex-lax should solve it

[Walter Sobchak]

You need fluffer or PLOL to help expand your asshole a bit

[rum dick]

1. how on earth does being on vacation adversely affect your ability to shit? Seems to me that being on vacation would be shit conducive given the fact you're supposed to be relaxed and all during a vacation.

2. Considering the fact that your inept shitting has been ongoing for at least year now you really should see a doctor. Or stop getting your fudged packed by niners fans. Your call.

3. Let me be clear about this - at no point did i search for mulva posts related to crapping. This thread was listed at the bottom of the thread that is currently probing mulvas troubled butthole.

[mulva]

1. how on earth does being on vacation adversely affect your ability to shit? Seems to me that being on vacation would be shit conducive given the fact you're supposed to be relaxed and all during a vacation...it does..just google it.

2. Considering the fact that your inept shitting has been ongoing for at least year now you really should see a doctor. Or stop getting your fudged packed by niners fans. Your call.

3. Let me be clear about this - at no point did i search for mulva posts related to crapping. This thread was listed at the bottom of the thread that is currently probing mulvas troubled butthole.

[big dick]

you should go see a dietitian dude. stop with the hardees and other junk food diet soda ect ect.

[fluffer]

the worst.

i always get backed up when i'm away for a week or so. so, i'm always constipated when i try and shit.

when the shit comes out of my ass it's the girth of a large pine cone and it's thick and hard like hash.

i thought i was going to die getting it out and i had to push on my ass to try and squeeze it through my tiny a-hole. after my shit i googled it, and found out that people die pushing too hard taking a shit. i think i averted death.

on the bright side, i tried hardees for the first time in 20 years. their chicken tenders w/ franks hot sauce on the side was better then almost all chix tenders i've had at better restaurants and local markets.

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[Sanlmar]

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[IamGreek]

You really should see a doc bud. I found my Mom dead on the throne with a small fat turd in the bowl. Paramedics told me this happens a lot. FYI vacations always fuck my system up too. Best Wishes.

[BeerAndPoker]

I drank five beers earlier and then had to pee. The stream was long lasting and delightful.

I just wanted to share that with you all.