YO DAWG I HEAR YOU LIKE DAWGS

[sonatine]

Woman Caught Having Sex with Pit Bull in Backyard Undeterred by Presence of Police Officers
Neetzan Zimmerman

Police in Las Vegas were called to the home of a 23-year-old woman earlier this week after her neighbors complained that she was having sex with a pit bull in broad daylight in her own backyard.

When cops arrived at the scene they found Kara Vandereyk "naked and on the ground," engaging in an unspecified sexual act with the dog.

According to the police report, Vandereyk, who appeared to be on drugs, greeted the officers with a "hi" and proceeded to "touch the dog in a sexual way."

She was covered with a blanket and asked a series of questions about her identity, the current date, and the name of the President, none of which she was able to answer.

Vandereyk reportedly told the officers that she was "bipolar," and claimed to be on "prescription medication."

Animal control was called in to remove the dog, and Vandereyk was arrested on a charge of open or gross lewdness.

Vandereyk was looking much better just six months ago, when she was arrested in Utah for an unspecified crime.

[sonatine]

 

 

:splash

[limitles]

Woman Caught Having Sex with Pit Bull in Backyard Undeterred by Presence of Police Officers
Neetzan Zimmerman

Police in Las Vegas were called to the home of a 23-year-old woman earlier this week after her neighbors complained that she was having sex with a pit bull in broad daylight in her own backyard.

When cops arrived at the scene they found Kara Vandereyk "naked and on the ground," engaging in an unspecified sexual act with the dog.

According to the police report, Vandereyk, who appeared to be on drugs, greeted the officers with a "hi" and proceeded to "touch the dog in a sexual way."

She was covered with a blanket and asked a series of questions about her identity, the current date, and the name of the President, none of which she was able to answer.

Vandereyk reportedly told the officers that she was "bipolar," and claimed to be on "prescription medication."

Animal control was called in to remove the dog, and Vandereyk was arrested on a charge of open or gross lewdness.

Vandereyk was looking much better just six months ago, when she was arrested in Utah for an unspecified crime.

To be fair the average citizen would have trouble with these as well.

[BeerAndPoker]

After seeing her pic guys are probably like "No sex for you go fuck your pitbull".

This girl looks rough more like on the meth then prescribed meds even though with bipolar people the medications out there do screw with a lot of people in weird ways.

[simpdog]

in before someone mentions J.D. + peanut butter.

[Indyrick]

This one is definitely a keeper.

[limitles]

Woman Caught Having Sex with Pit Bull in Backyard Undeterred by Presence of Police Officers
Neetzan Zimmerman

Police in Las Vegas were called to the home of a 23-year-old woman earlier this week after her neighbors complained that she was having sex with a pit bull in broad daylight in her own backyard.

When cops arrived at the scene they found Kara Vandereyk "naked and on the ground," engaging in an unspecified sexual act with the dog.

According to the police report, Vandereyk, who appeared to be on drugs, greeted the officers with a "hi" and proceeded to "touch the dog in a sexual way."

She was covered with a blanket and asked a series of questions about her identity, the current date, and the name of the President, none of which she was able to answer.

Vandereyk reportedly told the officers that she was "bipolar," and claimed to be on "prescription medication."

Animal control was called in to remove the dog, and Vandereyk was arrested on a charge of open or gross lewdness.

Vandereyk was looking much better just six months ago, when she was arrested in Utah for an unspecified crime.

doggy style Obv

[Walter Sobchak]

 

 

:splash

Kids, don't do meth

[vegas1369]

 

 

:splash

That bitch has some DDSL's.

[SrslySirius]

This is improper use of the yo dawg meme. I am disappoint.

[nunbeater]

You the fucking meme police now, faggot?

[SrslySirius]

You the fucking meme police now, faggot?

GOD, you are SO obsessed with me.

[nunbeater]

You the fucking meme police now, faggot?

GOD, you are SO obsessed with me.

yeah, well, random thing you did that pissed me off like five years ago so fuck yourself because I makes 100s of ks a year.

[Dan Druff]

This is how she looked in Septmber, 2012.

Rough 5 months, apparently.

Not surprising she was living in St. George.

Does anyone normal live in that place?

[DRK Star]

she could be worse


A good make-up artist could clean her up to be a solid Neverstop 8

[sonatine]

you know what? im going to stack up on the long odds here; im going to say her drug of choice is her'on.

[Rollo Tomasi]

you know what? im going to stack up on the long odds here; im going to say her drug of choice is her'on.

[Muck Ficon]

When my back's against the wall, I order a chink call-girl...or I box some rounds with Richie the Puerto Rican southpaw at Clancey's gym. But tonight, Roy thought...once I smuggle this fucking plutonium out...I'm just going to drink some Scotch and hit the sack.

[Corrigan]

John Mcafee's brown bath salts are now out and about

[PLOL]

 

 

:splash

Just don't splash on to those open soars. That can sting.