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    Remember the olympic runner with blades for legs?....

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...dead-home.html


    Looks like he is going to have to outrun the law

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    Damn, that's sad if true. You would think he would have at least gave some sort of warning before shooting. If what he is claiming is true he would have been half asleep, but even then it seems odd to me to just unload the second you see someone. This has to be every gun owners worst nightmare... Mistaking a loved one for an intruder and killing them. That would be a pretty big burden to carry for the rest of your life.

    On the other hand, knowing he sleeps with a gun by his bed and a machine gun by the window, you have to be pretty stupid to want to surprise him in the middle of the night. Maybe she was drunk. 4am sounds like a drunken bad idea.

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    It said they had been dating two months? You can't hate anyone that much in that little time.

    I know someone who moved from SA and they were constantly in fear
    of car jackings and robberies. Carried a gun with them most often.

    Strange case alright.

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    I know this guy was the feel good story of the Olympics with his scissors and all. But I have to tell you he creeped me the fuck out running with basically were knives.

    So long dude, enjoy the South African jails with your scissor legs. Oh wait, you will be in jail, so its wheel chair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_PHA View Post
    I know this guy was the feel good story of the Olympics with his scissors and all. But I have to tell you he creeped me the fuck out running with basically were knives.

    So long dude, enjoy the South African jails with your scissor legs. Oh wait, you will be in jail, so its wheel chair.
    Good read obv

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    Dunno the laws in SA but wouldn't this sort of be a manslaughter case? Also why even bother living in SA if you are so fearful that you unload bullets like this? It's like those DR baseball players who go back home in the off season / end of their career and someone in the family gets kidnapped for ransom money and shit, just fucking leave already. You obviously have the money to do so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    Dunno the laws in SA but wouldn't this sort of be a manslaughter case? Also why even bother living in SA if you are so fearful that you unload bullets like this? It's like those DR baseball players who go back home in the off season / end of their career and someone in the family gets kidnapped for ransom money and shit, just fucking leave already. You obviously have the money to do so.
    She took three to the head. According to the article the police had been coming out there since 2011. He should have went out with a blade shot and it would have been epic. Now he is just another OJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    Dunno the laws in SA but wouldn't this sort of be a manslaughter case? Also why even bother living in SA if you are so fearful that you unload bullets like this? It's like those DR baseball players who go back home in the off season / end of their career and someone in the family gets kidnapped for ransom money and shit, just fucking leave already. You obviously have the money to do so.
    The government makes it very difficult for residents to take their assets out of the country. Not sure of the details but this is why many have not left. Might also be related to owning land and not being able to sell it at fair price. These farms have been in these family for many years.

    Our province has a boatload of Drs. from South Africa and many of them still have parents who have not left because of the hit they would take financially.

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    Police said they have been called to the house on a number of occasions - read into that what you will.

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    If he does go to prison what are the chances someone will try to spring him?

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    The fact that he's got form for domestic disturbances in the past should mean that no jury will buy his bullshit that he thought she was a burglar.


    Hasn't got a leg to stand on imo.
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    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he'll use the starting pistol defence.

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    If she wasn't shot so many times he could have used the Phil Spector defense.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post

    Hasn't got a leg to stand on imo.
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    I have always tried to carry myself with a high level of integrity in the poker community and I take it very personally when someone calls that in to question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he'll use the starting pistol defence.

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    But I bet he can't be the first man to wake up legless on valentines day and shoot all over his wife's face imagining she was someone else ?













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    He said he was going to give her the boot but never fully understood the concept.

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    gonna give somewhat sober Les a solid A-/B+ for effort on the jokes this morning

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    Les hitting them threes.

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    from blade runner to blade gunner
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