Two black girls hit on me at Caesars just now...

[Dan Druff]

Actually, from all of my time in Vegas, I knew they were surely hookers.

I just wanted to make an LOL thread about it.

I was actually in a bad mood at the time they were trying to talk to me, and part of me wanted to sit down with them, wait for the pitch, and then tell them to GTFO or I'm calling security.

I don't mind the hookers that advertise on Craigslist or wherever, because at least that's a victimless crime. The dudes that call them know exactly what they're looking for and understand that they're calling a hooker. Nobody gets needlessly bothered or misled.

Girls like these attempt to reel you in with phony interest and friendliness, only to hit you with the awkward, "So... do you want some entertainment tonight?" or some other BS after you've been talking for a little while. Even if you instantly recognize what they are, it's still a hassle to brush them off, especially if you're in a bad mood and don't feel like talking to anyone at the moment.

I ultimately decided not to be an asshole and just turned down the invitation to sit with them.

The rule of thumb in Vegas regarding attractive/semi-attractive under-30 girls hitting on you out of nowhere:

- Are you a dude by yourself? It's almost surely a hooker.

- Is it also after 2am? It's even more surely a hooker.

- Does she appear to be sober? Yeah, it's a hooker.

- Are you also over 40? It's definitely a hooker.

[fluffer]

No hookers ever hit on me in Vegas.

its obvious, isnt it?

[LLL]

Actually, from all of my time in Vegas, I knew they were surely hookers.

I just wanted to make an LOL thread about it.

I was actually in a bad mood at the time they were trying to talk to me, and part of me wanted to sit down with them, wait for the pitch, and then tell them to GTFO or I'm calling security.

I don't mind the hookers that advertise on Craigslist or wherever, because at least that's a victimless crime. The dudes that call them know exactly what they're looking for and understand that they're calling a hooker. Nobody gets needlessly bothered or misled.

Girls like these attempt to reel you in with phony interest and friendliness, only to hit you with the awkward, "So... do you want some entertainment tonight?" or some other BS after you've been talking for a little while. Even if you instantly recognize what they are, it's still a hassle to brush them off, especially if you're in a bad mood and don't feel like talking to anyone at the moment.

I ultimately decided not to be an asshole and just turned down the invitation to sit with them.

The rule of thumb in Vegas regarding attractive/semi-attractive under-30 girls hitting on you out of nowhere:

- Are you a dude by yourself? It's almost surely a hooker.

- Is it also after 2am? It's even more surely a hooker.

- Does she appear to be sober? Yeah, it's a hooker.

- Are you also over 40? It's definitely a hooker.

Reporting a hooker to security who hasn't physically robbed you will definitely get you nominated for pussy of the month.

[bitchezbcrazyjuno]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...oh4xdNbEhgQHLU

[Rollo Tomasi]

good thing they didn't realize you were a Jew Druff or they would have offered you the two for one special knowing a Jew couldn't resist a bargain

[Dan Druff]

Actually, from all of my time in Vegas, I knew they were surely hookers.

I just wanted to make an LOL thread about it.

I was actually in a bad mood at the time they were trying to talk to me, and part of me wanted to sit down with them, wait for the pitch, and then tell them to GTFO or I'm calling security.

I don't mind the hookers that advertise on Craigslist or wherever, because at least that's a victimless crime. The dudes that call them know exactly what they're looking for and understand that they're calling a hooker. Nobody gets needlessly bothered or misled.

Girls like these attempt to reel you in with phony interest and friendliness, only to hit you with the awkward, "So... do you want some entertainment tonight?" or some other BS after you've been talking for a little while. Even if you instantly recognize what they are, it's still a hassle to brush them off, especially if you're in a bad mood and don't feel like talking to anyone at the moment.

I ultimately decided not to be an asshole and just turned down the invitation to sit with them.

The rule of thumb in Vegas regarding attractive/semi-attractive under-30 girls hitting on you out of nowhere:

- Are you a dude by yourself? It's almost surely a hooker.

- Is it also after 2am? It's even more surely a hooker.

- Does she appear to be sober? Yeah, it's a hooker.

- Are you also over 40? It's definitely a hooker.

Reporting a hooker to security who hasn't physically robbed you will definitely get you nominated for pussy of the month.

I wasn't going to actually report them -- just threaten to.

I was in a bad mood and was annoyed that they were bothering me, when I was minding my own business, and still wouldn't take no for an answer when I didn't want to sit there.

Ultimately, I thought to myself, "No point to create a scene for no reason", and didn't do it.

[Yiddishdonk]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...oh4xdNbEhgQHLU

He played the shit out of those cheeks.

Wish there was one with Titties ...

[Yiddishdonk]

Reporting a hooker to security who hasn't physically robbed you will definitely get you nominated for pussy of the month.

I wasn't going to actually report them -- just threaten to.

I was in a bad mood and was annoyed that they were bothering me, when I was minding my own business, and still wouldn't take no for an answer when I didn't want to sit there.

Ultimately, I thought to myself, "No point to create a scene for no reason", and didn't do it.

lol imagine you did create a scene just for shits and giggles, and one of the Whores just stabbed you, or worse pulled a gun and shot ya in the face ...

I say never mess with blacks. the more u know

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

You're not into black chicks, Druff? HCY?

[vegas1369]

Actually, from all of my time in Vegas, I knew they were surely hookers.

I just wanted to make an LOL thread about it.

I was actually in a bad mood at the time they were trying to talk to me, and part of me wanted to sit down with them, wait for the pitch, and then tell them to GTFO or I'm calling security.

I don't mind the hookers that advertise on Craigslist or wherever, because at least that's a victimless crime. The dudes that call them know exactly what they're looking for and understand that they're calling a hooker. Nobody gets needlessly bothered or misled.

Girls like these attempt to reel you in with phony interest and friendliness, only to hit you with the awkward, "So... do you want some entertainment tonight?" or some other BS after you've been talking for a little while. Even if you instantly recognize what they are, it's still a hassle to brush them off, especially if you're in a bad mood and don't feel like talking to anyone at the moment.

I ultimately decided not to be an asshole and just turned down the invitation to sit with them.

The rule of thumb in Vegas regarding attractive/semi-attractive under-30 girls hitting on you out of nowhere:

- Are you a dude by yourself? It's almost surely a hooker.

- Is it also after 2am? It's even more surely a hooker.

- Does she appear to be sober? Yeah, it's a hooker.

- Are you also over 40? It's definitely a hooker.

- Are they black girls in a casino in Las Vegas? Most certainly hookers.

FYP

[GrenadaRoger]

best you avoided them Druff....if you had done business, they obviously would have fallen in love with you once they realized how special you are

it would have been an awkward situation




but at least you have a fantasy to toss-off with

[Rollo Tomasi]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...oh4xdNbEhgQHLU

He played the shit out of those cheeks.

Wish there was one with Titties ...

[BeerAndPoker]

I think they were just trying to sweet talk Druff out of the tomatoes he was getting on the side.

[Indyrick]

Option number 7: wanted to make a Kosher Oreo with Druff supplying the Cream Filling

[DRK Star]

[CoolAssBro]

Sounds like Alvin Finkelstein needs to make a call to Caesars and represent you this time. like he did at the palms for another client of his.

[Sirens]

Maybe could sense you was a gentlemen and figured if you sat with them then maybe you would pick up there bill? that poll should have been added