View Poll Results: Were two late-20s black girls at a Caesar's restaurant actually interested in me?

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  • No, they were hookers, and you looked like a John

    37 72.55%
  • Yes, they had reverse jungle fever going on

    5 9.80%
  • Yes, but only because they didn't meet any dudes tonight and the pickings were slim at 5:15am

    3 5.88%
  • Yes, but only because they were drunk

    1 1.96%
  • Too hard to tell from information given

    3 5.88%
  • No, they weren't hitting on you, they were just being friendly

    2 3.92%
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Thread: Two black girls hit on me at Caesars just now...

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    Two black girls hit on me at Caesars just now...

    The scene:

    Central Restaurant in the lobby of Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.

    It's the only restaurant open at this time (5:15am), which sucks because they have a monopoly and jack up the prices to ridiculous levels. I am paying with points, though, so it's not a huge deal (but still annoying).

    I went to the bar to order takeout.

    I was trying to find the bartender, who had apparently stepped away for a minute. The only two people at the bar were two black girls. Both looked late 20s. One was average looking, the other above-average, but I'm just not into black girls, and besides, I'm not single anyway.

    The better looking one took an immediate interest in what I was doing there.

    She smiled, and said, "Hi!"

    I responded with a "Hi" back, but tried not to come off as too friendly so she wouldn't think I was interested.

    "Come sit with us!", she immediately offered.

    "Ummm, actually I'm just looking for the bartender to order some food. I can't seem to find him."

    "Well, just come sit down next to me right here while you're waiting!"

    "Sorry," I replied, "I'm just looking to order some food."

    "Awww...", she answered, "You don't want to come sit with us?"

    At that point, I just walked away.

    Neither was dressed like a prostitute, but in Las Vegas, that doesn't mean much.

    What do you guys think?

    Answer the poll.

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    They may have seen how big your tip was?

    Couldn't resist your Jew swagger?

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    I absolutely love the fact that you would even consider any other possibility than the two black girls being prostitutes.

    It's comforting for me to know that certain things in life remain constant.

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    so black women are into white men with huge bootys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    I absolutely love the fact that you would even consider any other possibility than the two black girls being prostitutes.

    It's comforting for me to know that certain things in life remain constant.


    Given your recent postings about your current weight especially. Young, average-looking girls are not attracted to aging fat guys.

    Of course they were hookers.

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    If they were drunk and having a good time they could have have just wanted to mess with you for sport. I grew up around alot of black girls and this is not uncommon. They could have also seen you as a potential sugar daddy.

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    Slim Pickens or Sheboon Pickens and her girl? You make the call.

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    I told my girl if we were cool we could probably score a breakfast buffet. I told her that you would probably suggest that we come in one at a time while one of us waits in the bathroom for the switcheroo mid buffet because we look so similar. Sorry my girl was actin so ratchet. She blames the Jews for foreclosing on parents crib on Rainbow.

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    Nice black girls socializing with randoms at 5 am in Vegas?

    I thought you were more grounded than this todd

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    I saw these girls on a recent episode of Cops shot on the sidewalk outside of Caesar's.
    One girl was booked for drinking under age and the other one denied buying her friend the alcoholic beverage.
    They were obviously hookers.

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    Sorry Druff I only read the thread title and the first poll option before I had enough info to vote.

    Having said that I bought 2 shares of Jasep's BAP.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
    #FREEJACK #NEVERFORGET

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    I absolutely love the fact that you would even consider any other possibility than the two black girls being prostitutes.

    It's comforting for me to know that certain things in life remain constant.

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    Whole clip is funny but the important information for you starts at 1:55.


    SOBCHAK SECURITY 213-799-7798

    PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR., THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

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    LoL

    Hooker tried to pick me up last night at Flamingo.

    Her opening line?

    "Busy?"

    I just laughed and told her she needed to work on her opening and wished her well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83 View Post
    LoL

    Hooker tried to pick me up last night at Flamingo.

    Her opening line?

    "Busy?"

    I just laughed and told her she needed to work on her opening and wished her well.
    I should go solo to Vegas just to haggle with hookers

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    No hookers ever hit on me in Vegas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    No hookers ever hit on me in Vegas.
    You probably look like a cop.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    All just a big misunderstanding. The two girls immediately recognized Druff from his appearance on 60 minutes and could tell that the bracelet he was wearing was from a WSOP win. They thought Todd was a luminary and were simply a couple of starfuckers. Todd is God.

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    I think we can close this poll early.

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