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    *****OFFICIAL GAUCHOJAKE'S HOME GAME BAP THREAD*****

    Hey guys,

    I have been on these forums since 2005 and have super shitty online results, but a great track record at my buddy's home games. I need to raise at least 10k to play in a semi regular home game with no one anyone here knows. These guys are all rich but total fish. Post here if interested. I'm selling 10 shares so make sure you get in early.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Hey guys,

    I have been on these forums since 2005 and have super shitty online results, but a great track record at my buddy's home games. I need to raise at least 10k to play in a semi regular home game with no one anyone here knows. These guys are all rich but total fish. Post here if interested. I'm selling 10 shares so make sure you get in early.
    I'll take 20

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    I'm in obv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony bagadonuts View Post
    I'm in obv.
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    Over sold. Shit guess I'll run two. Keep it coming boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Over sold. Shit guess I'll run two. Keep it coming boys.
    Not to alarm anyone here but I PM'd Jake once and he didn't get back to me until 2 hours later.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Over sold. Shit guess I'll run two. Keep it coming boys.
    Not to alarm anyone here but I PM'd Jake once and he didn't get back to me until 2 hours later.
    Keep that shit private bro. You're scaring away the big money. I'm a one hour pm guy max. Probably a time zone issue and easily explained.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post

    Not to alarm anyone here but I PM'd Jake once and he didn't get back to me until 2 hours later.
    Keep that shit private bro. You're scaring away the big money. I'm a one hour pm guy max. Probably a time zone issue and easily explained.
    You're right, sorry. Druff can you delete this post?
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anal_Hershiser View Post
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    I'm in obv.
    obv
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    Jake, is it true you are one of the last remaining active posters on boris78?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobster macaroni View Post
    Jake, is it true you are one of the last remaining active posters on boris78?
    Yes it's true. I think it speaks to my credibility as an honest high stakes home game player.

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    I'm in the middle of tryiung to buy VPR for $10k from Juan Sep, if that falls through, I'd be very keen to buy $10k worth of shares from you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    I'm in the middle of tryiung to buy VPR for $10k from Juan Sep, if that falls through, I'd be very keen to buy $10k worth of shares from you.

    I'll hold you a spot for round 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lobster macaroni View Post
    Jake, is it true you are one of the last remaining active posters on boris78?
    Yes it's true. I think it speaks to my credibility as an honest high stakes home game player.
    There is another right in this thread! Jesus, Jake!
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Even though I know nothing about Gauchojake (except that his name might be Jake), I can vouch for him 100%. How can you not trust a guy that was on Wheel of Fortune?
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Gaucho Stole! Coming soon to a thread near you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobster macaroni View Post
    Gaucho Stole! Coming soon to a thread near you.
    Don't say I didn't warn you!
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Even though I know nothing about Gauchojake (except that his name might be Jake), I can vouch for him 100%. How can you not trust a guy that was on Wheel of Fortune?
    I define credible. Good news is that if I ever roll anyone I can go on a game show to pay you back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
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    Over sold. Shit guess I'll run two. Keep it coming boys.
    Not to alarm anyone here but I PM'd Jake once and he didn't get back to me until 2 hours later.

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    I'm going to show up to Jake's home game to make sure he's actually playing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmksmkn View Post
    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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