Stripper O's 4 times and she can't feel her feet.

[iceman]

I'm a strip club newb, only been to 2 for bachelor parties and those you could not grab ass or tits. Just had to sit there for the lap dance.

Went to one this past weekend with friends after a gambling binge. Saw a hot blonde, great ass, tight stomach, and looked like the girl next door...not like that hard core stripper look. Go back for a lap dance and she said its fine to touch ass/tits etc, but just not pussy/bhole. Obv I'm not touching those anyways.

She starts doing a little dance and grinding and I'm grabbing dat ass. Thought it would be fun to see if I could make her cum just from grinding and dirty talk. Do like 3 dances and she ends up Cumin 4 times. Then at the end shes like, "Damn I can't feel my feet". I'm pretty sure she wasn't faking since she was moaning most of the time and when she would cum, she would get rigid and get extra loud. It was such a turn on having her cum over and over again like that.

I never had a chick say she can't feel her feet after cumming? Anyone know if that is legit? Also anyone have an experience like this with a stripper really getting into the lap dance and cumming a few times?

I held off blowing mine since I didn't want to roll back to my friends with a big Jizz stain on my pants.

Also she was in a thong and I had Jeans on....

[devidee]

Strippers never lie, bro.

[PLOL]

[DropKick]

You think YOU had an effect on a ho, after Razor dismounts a chick they can't feel their feet, legs, head, spinal column...

[HEX]

Strippers never lie, bro.

<3

[Muck Ficon]

Strippers can't orgasm and have no feelings. They are dead inside. They are crafty though. I bet you spent 4 times more than everyone else.

[Steve-O]

Once you said, "I'm a strip club newbie" I knew right where this was going

Think of a stripper like a poker player; their only aim is to part you from your money, so they will say and do practically anything to get what they want. Let me set the record straight on what strippers say, and what the truth actually is:

• 99% of strippers are not going to college despite 99% of strippers saying this is the reason they are stripping
• Contrary to what she says, it's not her first day/week/month doing this
• No she doesn't think you have a nice body or a great smile or eyes, she is only interested in your big hard......... wallet
• She will fuck you if you spend enough money (that means outside of the strip club, like taking her out to eat and paying for her and her friends at bars)

And finally, virtually every stripper is fucking nuts! They all have daddy issues; whether it was being hugged too much or not enough is the only variable.

[ErickAA]

If she was telling the truth shouldn't you have some kind of stain (from her) on the front of your jeans?

[Muck Ficon]

Iceman, how old are you?

[shortbuspoker]

If she was telling the truth shouldn't you have some kind of stain (from her) on the front of your jeans?

[Daredevil]

"An 8 ball isn't love and a hooker's never gonna cum" -Courtney Love

[BetCheckBet]

thread worthless without pics

[Ricky]

Sounds like she really liked.......your money kid.

She was faking to try to get you off.

Be aware of 2 things in strip clubs. 1-They want your money. 2- You want to look at the no-nos, grab the no-nos, and to feel like there is a chance that you are getting laid (99% theres not, unless they like coke, and you have a bunch).

Sounds like you both had a successful night.

Welcome to the stripclubgang.

Now go wash those jeans........in penicillin!

[Jasep]

If you can't spot the sucker you are the sucker sir

[threeup3down]

Is this a troll? If not I'm super jealous just because you had to hold back from blowing to a lapdance while where jeans. I'd live at titty bars if I could get off that easy. I can't even get hard for a lapdance @ a strip club, probably because much like casinos they all reek of desperation and broken dreams.

[408Mike]

Once you said, "I'm a strip club newbie" I knew right where this was going

Think of a stripper like a poker player; their only aim is to part you from your money, so they will say and do practically anything to get what they want. Let me set the record straight on what strippers say, and what the truth actually is:

• 99% of strippers are not going to college despite 99% of strippers saying this is the reason they are stripping
• Contrary to what she says, it's not her first day/week/month doing this
• No she doesn't think you have a nice body or a great smile or eyes, she is only interested in your big hard......... wallet
• She will fuck you if you spend enough money (that means outside of the strip club, like taking her out to eat and paying for her and her friends at bars)

And finally, virtually every stripper is fucking nuts! They all have daddy issues; whether it was being hugged too much or not enough is the only variable.

This man get's it.

Allahu Akhbar!

[GAMBLE-BOT]

A real man does not care if the stripper or any other girl is cumming or not if its not a relationship. I mean assume they are faking it, or if its hot to you, assume its real, but dont think for a second that they are gonna let you know for real.

[pikachar]

If you can't spot the sucker you are the sucker sir

Once again FYP:


But I do believe this is more appropriate:

[Vwls]

and when she would cum, she would get rigid and get extra loud

LOL you think that's what happens when a girl cums?

[Bootsy Collins]

The only way to really tell if she really did have an orgasm if she squirted all over the place.