NRA calls for national shooting spree day

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[4Dragons]

CFN Network

January 10 2013

B. Lamar DuWayneaux, spokesman for the NRA, said the organization supports the creation of a nationwide shooting spree day. DuWayneaux claims that giving the mentally unsound a specific day to vent would have many advantages for society. Police, EMTs, firemen, hospitals and crisis coordinators could be prepared. Gun owners would be encouraged to carry their firearms that day while working, shopping, recreating and participating in any other activity out of the house. Quick citizen involvement in the disabling of a spree shooter would prove a well armed society is the best defense against random acts of targeted violence. Cowardly non gun owners could stay at home if they so choose. Providing the potential spree shooter a day to look forward to could assist all of society in detecting changes in peoples attitudes and behaviors prior to the big day. Reporting these changes to an intervention team could prevent the loss of dozens of lives. December 12th was proposed for the nationally recognized day due to the stress experienced by many as a result of Christmas and a new year fast approaching.

Here and in Chicago we call this Tuesday.

[shortbuspoker]

I like it. Let the people without guns stay home while the gun owners shoot it out with the Schizos. Shit you could charge admission for shit like that.

It reminds me of the greatest quote in poker forum history.

first, when i'm elected as prez, my first duty to the country will be to invest 100's of billions of taxpayer's dollars into a huge fleet of n-word vessels

said n-word vessels will carry all n-words back to africa

being the humanitarian that i am, i will drop by helicopter boxes full of crack along the african coastline, so that the n-words stay happy

eventually the crack will run out and all but a few n-words will be killed in a huge crack riot