This thread is dedicated to the greatest real life troll of the 21st century. The man who has brought the Ric Flair persona to mma.
This thread is dedicated to the greatest real life troll of the 21st century. The man who has brought the Ric Flair persona to mma.
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http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/And...-Janeiro-41375
Sonnen vs Sliva 2 is officially on for June 23 in Rio. It will be amazing to hear the boos that Sonnen gets from the Brazilian fans. I predict epic soccer level riot if Sonnen wins.
sweet so UFC is turning into rasslin, even more reason to not watch.
I see it quite differently. In a sport where you are going to have a significant number of the fighters that do not speak English, you need for the other guy to pick up the slack as far as promoting the fight. You can easily have the two best fighters at any weight fighting and it will be fun to watch if you understand and enjoy mma, but the "average" UFC fan needs an extra push to get them to drop the money for a ppv.Originally Posted by lewfather
Ali did rasslin talk as well, didn't seem to hurt his popularity at all.
If Sonnen beats him there will be disastrous amounts of collateral damage.
I love this guy. Chael Sonnen's persona transcends MMA media. Once the Main Stream Media discovers this guy, the UFC will have legions of new fans.
Those videos above are hilarious. Nogueira feeding a Las Vegas bus with a carrot? No computers in Brazil?
Here's a blurb from Somnnen's book, 'The Voice Of Reason, A VIP Pass To Enlightenment':
Presence. Tenacity. Insight. Omniscience. No need to look these words up. They are defined by yours truly. Who am I? I'm the one who needs no introduction, the walking thesaurus, the UFC's most infamous and feared destroyer of men. I am Chael P. Sonnen, and you want to be just like me.
It's your lucky day. What you are holding in your hands is nothing short of a V.I.P pass to enlightenment.
In the coming pages my humor and tales of heroic adventure will baptize you in superhuman greatness. Allow me to carry you like a frail damsel as I make a nightmarish decent into the bowels of Sao Paulo. Sit before me as a student as I teach you about my plans of creating a Chaelocracy, which translates to "A Better Earth." Shower me with praise as I take you into my manly mitts like a lump of seemingly worthless clay and craft you into something far better than yourself—me.
Like all great men of myth and legend, I strive for the betterment of the human race. Prometheus brought us fire; Dana White brought us the modern day gladiator; and I bring you a step-by-step guide to being just like me. Do you have what it takes? Is there truly a chance that one day you will be able to walk in my shoes? Purchase this book and find out. There is no better day to stop being you and start trying to be me.
You're welcome civilization.
Not convinced? Here is some addition information you will glean from The Voice of Reason: Why Dance Dance Revolution is the national fighting style of Brazil. How vegans are ruining themselves and the world. Why you should never feed carrots to a school bus. Why you don't need an athlete to be your hero. How fighters and fashion models have the exact same job. Why republicans are more compassionate, pioneering, rebellious and generally cooler than any liberal.
Inside this book I offer you my knowledge of physics, politics, linguistics, history and physiology. Unless you are currently standing in the checkout line or speeding home, wanting to save my brilliance for when you are curled up in a recliner sipping on some tea, you have already failed at becoming something similar to me. Chael P. Sonnen knows what he wants and buys it. He doesn't need a dust jacket to tell him a book is good. He can feel it.
Last edited by SixToedPete; 03-30-2012 at 01:53 PM.
Best interview ever
Thiago Alves' reaction is gold at 11:36
explaining why Area 51 is a myth.
long video but pretty entertaining
Chael's a cheater and a chronic liar. That said, he's very funny and he really pissed off Anderson. Here's Anderson's uncharacteristic threats against Chael.
It'll be interesting to see Chael's performance with legal testosterone limits. He's on TRT as is Joe Rogan "I knew he was looking a lil to buff for a 40something" , as is many UFC/MMA fighters. You essentially get a note from a UFC doctor and you can't take some of the most powerful PED's available ie synthetic testosterone as long as you test within specs it's all good. I also wonder if Anderson will release Sonnen after he taps out or go for the broken bone should the situation arise.
I wonder if you can cycle off testosterone to test with limits but still enjoy performance benefits? Anyone? Fluffer tell us about juicing.
Here's Chael caught in a massive lie, very Republican of him for sure. Chael then get's busted juicing.
FTR I got Chael as a slight favorite in their upcoming fight. Chael 60% chance of winning imo.
Last edited by FPS_Russia; 06-27-2012 at 05:56 PM.
Sherdog and all of the other mma sites will explode if Sonnen wins. The entire internet may break down if he wins by stoppage.
I love how deadpan and serious he is in this shit
even more
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