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    DRUFF PLEASE NEVER ASK FOR KETCHUP AT SUBWAY!!

    In a story that could only happen in Florida, a subway employee was fired for refusing to put ketchup on a man's sandwich, then threatening to fight the man. Lawrence Ordone was terminated from an Orange County, FL Subway after refusing to put ketchup on a Philly cheesesteak that Luis Martinez ordered. It probably didn't help that Ordone threatened to knuckle up with Martinez as well.

    Martinez ordered his sandwich with "American cheese, onions and ketchup," but Ordone had a fundamental issue with applying the condiment. To his credit, he said Subway doesn't even have ketchup. Ordone says Martinez began "mouthing off," which made him lose it.

    Martinez says Ordone "shoved a chair to the side," which translates to "Come at me, bro" in just about every language. That's when Martinez admitted that his heart began to pump ketchup, just a little bit: "I was scared. Next thing, I'm thinking a gun's going to come out."

    Martinez alleges that Ordone threatened to kill him in front of his wife, but delivered one more classic quote before the tense exchange came to an end:

    "There's ketchup three aisles down. You can go buy your own ketchup, and I promise to God, you can put as much as you want on it and nobody's going to say nothing."
    The customer is always right, but some will view Ordone as a hero. Even though a simple explanation for why he couldn't put ketchup on the cheesesteak probably would've saved his job.


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    What kind of idiot wants ketchup on a cheese steak?

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    I read this story on Friday, and then on Saturday at lunchtime, at the Borgata in A.C. (South Jersey, if not land of cheesesteaks then close enough), I saw a guy in the 10-20 LHE game eating a cheesesteak lathered in ketchup (from little ketchup packets)... no joke.

    Come to think of it, to Bubbles' point, the guy was kind of an idiot.

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    first mistake was ordering a cheese steak from fuckin subway, that's like going to a coney island and asking for ribs

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    first mistake was ordering a cheese steak from fuckin subway, that's like going to a coney island and asking for ribs
    Truth!

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    Truth squared.


    Would never eat a premium priced Subway Philly Steak.

    But would devour a $3 box of red slime Steakumms in a heartbeat.


    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    first mistake was ordering a cheese steak from fuckin subway, that's like going to a coney island and asking for ribs
    Truth!

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    "Ordone had a fundamental issue with applying the condiment"

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBLES View Post
    What kind of idiot wants ketchup on a cheese steak?
    Word!

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    This guy is a hero.


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    LOL, classic,
    I saw this and thought of Druff, too.

    Anyone familiar w/Subway's ingredients?
    What is that crap they substitute for eggs in the breakfast sandwich?
    It was fucking disgusting, (this chick obv under microwave'd it, but still)
    I was literally throwing up trying to get it out of my mouth, I'll never eat that again.

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