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    Hugh Hefner's piece of shit son like to beat women...

    So Hugh has a 21 year old son, who despite good genes (his mom was Playmate of the Year) is one ugly fucker. Of course though, growing up as Hugh's kid, he has probably been handed top-shelf looking ladies since he was a teen. So he just happens to be living with the 2011 POY until he decides to punch and kick her in the stomach. IMO, nothing worse then a fucking coward that hits women.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...a-contest.html






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    Stop jumping to conclusions, she could of been nagging and deserved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windsor Lockwood View Post
    Stop jumping to conclusions, she could of been nagging and deserved it.
    ... or she didn't listen.

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    I think she had a fly on her stomach.

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    He avoided face, tits and pussy. Thoughtful.

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    It was probably just a fly and then everything got blown out of proportion.

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    Easily the worst PMOY ever.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post
    So Hugh has a 21 year old son, who despite good genes (his mom was Playmate of the Year) is one ugly fucker.
    That is a fallacy that good looking masculine father + good lucking feminine mother = good looking child. If you want a good looking female child you are probably better off having a slightly feminized father and if you want to a good looking masculine man you probably want a masculinized mother.

    That being said, with that jaw he probably has a very large penis, but no guarantees.

    I think that is why as a general rule strong, masculine, athletic athletes do such a poor job of transferring their athleticism to the next generation. Cause they marry some small, good-looking unathletic white woman, and come out with average children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HEX View Post
    It was probably just a fly and then everything got blown out of proportion.
    joke thief

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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post
    So Hugh has a 21 year old son, who despite good genes (his mom was Playmate of the Year) is one ugly fucker.
    That is a fallacy that good looking masculine father + good lucking feminine mother = good looking child. If you want a good looking female child you are probably better off having a slightly feminized father and if you want to a good looking masculine man you probably want a masculinized mother.

    That being said, with that jaw he probably has a very large penis, but no guarantees.

    I think that is why as a general rule strong, masculine, athletic athletes do such a poor job of transferring their athleticism to the next generation. Cause they marry some small, good-looking unathletic white woman, and come out with average children.
    The above is true, for the most part. Especially the part about the athletes. Similarly, really smart, successful men often have dumb or average kids because they often marry hot trophy wives with no brains.

    Some traits are extremely likely to transfer to the next generation, such as height. Put two tall parents together, and it's highly unlikely the child will be average or below average height. Intelligence is also fairly constant. Two smart parents will usually produce smart children, though there is some variance here.

    However, two attractive parents don't necessarily produce attractive children, and two ugly parents don't always produce ugly children. Have you ever seen a really hot chick, and then you meet her parents and think she must have been adopted? Happens a lot more than you think.

    A lot of this has to do with how the combination of the two parents' features work together.

    Also, you can just run bad and inherit most of your looks from the less attractive parent.

    Alexa Ray Joel, for example, daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, unfortunately looks like her dad.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by HEX View Post
    It was probably just a fly and then everything got blown out of proportion.
    joke thief
    I was backing you up, bro, out of respect for your funny fly joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HEX View Post
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    joke thief
    I was backing you up, bro, out of respect for your funny fly joke.
    I cant stay mad at you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windsor Lockwood View Post
    Stop jumping to conclusions, she could of been nagging and deserved it.
    : this

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    Hugh Hefner's Son Cooper Marries 'Harry Potter' Actress Scarlett Byrne


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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    I guess she didn't marry him for his looks.

    Hugh Heffner was worth somewhere between $50 million to $100 million when he died.

    Plenty of gold diggers in L.A.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    I guess she didn't marry him for his looks.

    Hugh Heffner was worth somewhere between $50 million to $100 million when he died.

    Plenty of gold diggers in L.A.
    you mean shes not into ben rothleisberger look a likes
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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