***OFFICIAL PFA/VPR 2013 DEADPOOL***

[BUBBLES]

Did anybody have Sam Simon?
http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news...erminal-cancer
Sam Simon Reveals He Has Terminal Cancer
'Simpsons' Co-Creator, Poker Player Says That According To His Doctor He Has Just Months Left
by Brian Pempus | Published: Mar 13, 2013 | E-mail Author




The poker community might soon lose another one of its familiar and warm personalities.

The Simpsons co-creator and poker player Sam Simon has cancer that has spread around his body and could just have months left, he told Howard 100 reporter Jon Leiberman this week.

“I’ve had the greatest life in the world,” Simon said.

However, Simon still sounded optimistic that he could beat it.

Over the years Simon has quietly amassed quite the list of poker accomplishments. He has won three no-limit hold’em tournaments, totaling more than $100,000. Combined with a deep run in the 2011 World Series main event, Simon has collected $344,000 in lifetime earnings. Simon reportedly has a net worth of $400 million.

Simon has also found the time to become an advocate for animals and start a foundation aimed to “saving the lives of dogs to enrich the lives of people.”

The news of Simon’s battle with cancer comes not long after Lakers owner and poker player Jerry Buss passed away from his cancer struggle.

Here’s a recording of Simon’s comments via longtime friend Howard Stern.

[LLL]

Did anybody have Sam Simon?
http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news...erminal-cancer
Sam Simon Reveals He Has Terminal Cancer
'Simpsons' Co-Creator, Poker Player Says That According To His Doctor He Has Just Months Left
by Brian Pempus | Published: Mar 13, 2013 | E-mail Author




The poker community might soon lose another one of its familiar and warm personalities.

The Simpsons co-creator and poker player Sam Simon has cancer that has spread around his body and could just have months left, he told Howard 100 reporter Jon Leiberman this week.

“I’ve had the greatest life in the world,” Simon said.

However, Simon still sounded optimistic that he could beat it.

Over the years Simon has quietly amassed quite the list of poker accomplishments. He has won three no-limit hold’em tournaments, totaling more than $100,000. Combined with a deep run in the 2011 World Series main event, Simon has collected $344,000 in lifetime earnings. Simon reportedly has a net worth of $400 million.

Simon has also found the time to become an advocate for animals and start a foundation aimed to “saving the lives of dogs to enrich the lives of people.”

The news of Simon’s battle with cancer comes not long after Lakers owner and poker player Jerry Buss passed away from his cancer struggle.

Here’s a recording of Simon’s comments via longtime friend Howard Stern.

Sad news.

Hope the doctors are wrong and he beats this.

EDIT: Stories like this really reinforce how keeping to a regular check up schedule can save your life. Not sure what Sam's case was like but in the case of someone like Warren Zevon or Ronnie James Dio if they had been getting normal checkups there is a very good chance that they'd still be here today.

[DRK Star]

Brutal news.


There are people famous who do little to contribute to the well being/enjoyment of others. Think about how many laughs he has given people over the years.

[LLL]

Harry Reems is DD. Joins Linda Lovelace in heaven.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/20/showbi...html?hpt=hp_t5

[Rollo Tomasi]

anybody have Lindsey Lohan

she is back in court ordered rehab, what a mess, she looks like a train wreck

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...lindsay-lohan/

[Belly Buster]

anybody have Lindsey Lohan

she is back in court ordered rehab, what a mess, she looks like a train wreck

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...lindsay-lohan/

Belly Buster

3. Lindsay Lohan

[DRK Star]

She will do ok in there, once again. She looked great in court the other day. Cleaned up well. PLUS, she has a new boyfriend waiting for her when she gets out (guy rode in the plane with her on the way to court).

I think her mom will have a much worse time, with the public pressure of her being viewed once again as a horrible mother. Lindsay doesnt care.


Dina Lohan prescription pill/booze cocktail

[DRK Star]

Lindsay's Mugshots are critiqued

http://gawker.com/5991484/lindsay-lo...d-to-damn-girl

[mackerdoodle jones]

She will do ok in there, once again. She looked great in court the other day. Cleaned up well. PLUS, she has a new boyfriend waiting for her when she gets out (guy rode in the plane with her on the way to court).

I think her mom will have a much worse time, with the public pressure of her being viewed once again as a horrible mother. Lindsay doesnt care.


Dina Lohan prescription pill/booze cocktail

Jesus. quit ruining threads with your jersey housewife posts.

[Detroit]

Assad assassinated?

[hotshott74]

Assad assassinated?

Source? Link??

[sonatine]

[sonatine]

"Sources close denies injuries altogether"

[LLL]

Roger Ebert is DD.

[Belly Buster]

Maggie Thatcher DD.

[chinamaniac]

Congressman Peter Russo DD

[realchaser74]

It would appear that ANNETTE FUNICELLO is DD as well

[Dan Druff]

Poor Annette Funicello is being ignored because Margaret Thatcher died on the same day.

Who remembers that weird movie "Back to the Beach" from 1987? It was Funicello's first movie since 1968. Frankie Avalon was also in it, and it was pretty much a parody of their '60s beach movies.

Pee Wee Herman sang "Surfin' Bird", way before "Family Guy" drew modern attention to the song.



This was also before Pee Wee was caught jerking off in Florida.

[Hockey Guy]

RIP Chris Kelly 1/2 of the rap duo Kris Kross. He was only 34.

Anybody have him in the pool? I doubt it.

http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2013/05/01...enn-story.html

[LLL]

Jeff Hanneman from Slayer is fucking DD.