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    Matt Marafioti (ADZ) crashes his Aston Martin and lives!

    "Thankful to be here, even though I can't walk for a little while." - Matt

    I think Srsly's new video tilted him so much to the point of road rage.




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    Ah damn guess someone beat me to the post in the Srsly thread. My bad!

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    That ain't no Aston Martin.
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    what the hell did he crash into a self serve car wash? yeesh fuckin tilt monkey, knew srslysirius would ruin this clowns christmas

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    Lol, what a douche. Srsly Sirius, we need a song about this!
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Failed suicide attempt imo
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    That's what happens when you can't see over the steering wheel.
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    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
    That's what happens when you can't see over the steering wheel.

    Hof

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    How the fuck do you run into a stone column when the opening/driveway/gated entrance is probably 12 feet fucking wide or double that?

    This guy just keeps inventing new ways to fail in life every day.

    Oh and when did this fag delete his twitter?? Only has one account up that he never uses, the one with all the gold is gone.
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    I heard he rage tilted on a malfunctioning gate. Thought he was going to bust through and this is what happened. nh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
    That's what happens when you can't see over the steering wheel.
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Lol, what a douche. Srsly Sirius, we need a song about this!
    You wouldn't believe heat I'm taking from the moral police on 2+2 just over the last video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Lol, what a douche. Srsly Sirius, we need a song about this!
    You wouldn't believe heat I'm taking from the moral police on 2+2 just over the last video.
    Fuck 2+2. Bunch of humorless pricks. Keep'em coming Srsly.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Lol, what a douche. Srsly Sirius, we need a song about this!
    You wouldn't believe heat I'm taking from the moral police on 2+2 just over the last video.
    Worse than the beating you took over the Great Wormhole Controversy of 2012?

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    Pretty amazing that he sprained his ankle and he still lived to tell the tale
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Lol, what a douche. Srsly Sirius, we need a song about this!
    You wouldn't believe heat I'm taking from the moral police on 2+2 just over the last video.
    Yeah, I went over there to see what people were saying about it. That site harbors some real pussies

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    Are the Berenstein Bears jewish?

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    The 2plus2ers arguing it's enough and too much are retarded. The relentless abuse is actually making him a better person...Hell look at how much it's already changed him...It's comparable to you guys accepting my trolling back in the days... ummm no lol I deserved every ounce of hate just like Matt does. Only difference is he is already in his 20s! O.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryland View Post
    It's comparable to you guys accepting my trolling back in the days... ummm no lol I deserved every ounce of hate just like Matt does. Only difference is he is already in his 20s! O.o

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