Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino In Rehab

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino In Rehab: 'Jersey Shore' Star Reportedly Fighting Substance Abuse

The Situation is Rehab. Mike Sorrentino, better known as by his "Jersey Shore" nickname "The Situation," has reportedly entered rehab.


Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has entered rehab, TMZ reports.

The "Jersey Shore" star is battling substance abuse, according to TMZ's source. Sitch's rep would neither confirm nor deny that he entered rehab, but said he "has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule."

Sorry For the terrible shop:


It's been a rough few weeks for the always-entertaining "Shore" star (as far as rough weeks for reality TV show stars go). After co-stars Snooki and JWoww speculated publicly about his sexuality, Sitch's buddy The Unit attempted to set the record straight. Sorrentino himselfslammed the rumors and said he was concerned they could hurt his brand relationships, as he claims most of his products target straight men.

He did, however, make a cameo appearance on ABC's show "Suburgatory," in which he plays a DJ who is a character's ex-boyfriend.


For more on the Situation, check out our list of 25 things you never knew about the reality star, and head over to TMZ for updates on his stint in rehab.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1368613.html

http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/20/mike-t.../#.T2lOxdW2a8Q

[Suicide King]

setting up for celebrity rehab obv

[JimmyG_415]

Jay Mohr‏@jaymohr37

Hey Demi Moore, wanna know where I go when i'm exhausted? HOME.
https://twitter.com/#!/jaymohr37/sta...52171808514048

Has anyone met a person in rehab for exhaustion?
That statement seems to imply that is what they will say.

[NaturalBornHustler]

Gotta be for the nose candy.

Couldn't have happened to a bigger douchebag.

[NaturalBornHustler]

Gotta be for the nose candy.

Couldn't have happened to a bigger douchebag.

He shoots....he scores!

http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/21/the-si...ab-warned-mtv/

We're told ... several people noticed he was "acting paranoid" on the set ... and the unusual behavior was evident in certain Season 5 episodes that recently aired on MTV. During the ep when the gang goes camping, Sitch can be seen acting jittery, sweating profusely and just plain acting bizarre.

[shortbuspoker]

[408Mike]

He shoots....he scores!

http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/21/the-si...ab-warned-mtv/

We're told ... several people noticed he was "acting paranoid" on the set ... and the unusual behavior was evident in certain Season 5 episodes that recently aired on MTV. During the ep when the gang goes camping, Sitch can be seen acting jittery, sweating profusely and just plain acting bizarre.

More likely crizz. It's a better drug, stronger, more expensive, and you can't usually control yourself if you have supply. So, he'd have a tough time not doing a bump backstage and then get on set and act a fool. On coke you have to do a LOT to get to weirdo status and even then the initial peak has a 5-10 minute come on, 15 minute peak followed by 20 minute or so tapering off. No matter how much you do at once an hour later the ride is over. Much less time if you drink a lot of milk (or water if that's all you got).


I say meth.

[Muck Ficon]

He shoots....he scores!

http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/21/the-si...ab-warned-mtv/

More likely crizz. It's a better drug, stronger, more expensive, and you can't usually control yourself if you have supply. So, he'd have a tough time not doing a bump backstage and then get on set and act a fool. On coke you have to do a LOT to get to weirdo status and even then the initial peak has a 5-10 minute come on, 15 minute peak followed by 20 minute or so tapering off. No matter how much you do at once an hour later the ride is over. Much less time if you drink a lot of milk (or water if that's all you got).


I say meth.

Who would have thought there was another roided out monkey with down syndrome named Mike. They even share the same hobbies, cocaine and creeping out women.

[408Mike]

More likely crizz. It's a better drug, stronger, more expensive, and you can't usually control yourself if you have supply. So, he'd have a tough time not doing a bump backstage and then get on set and act a fool. On coke you have to do a LOT to get to weirdo status and even then the initial peak has a 5-10 minute come on, 15 minute peak followed by 20 minute or so tapering off. No matter how much you do at once an hour later the ride is over. Much less time if you drink a lot of milk (or water if that's all you got).


I say meth.

Who would have thought there was another roided out monkey with down syndrome named Mike. They even share the same hobbies, cocaine and creeping out women.

[shortbuspoker]

Who would have thought there was another roided out monkey with down syndrome named Mike. They even share the same hobbies, cocaine and creeping out women.

I don't know who made this but it is pretty spot on esp after 408 angling for somebody to pay his way to the DD get together in Vegas last year.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5826...d-to-your-cash

LOL at this one too for mentioning DD 2.0 in a video made in June of 2010

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6682...e-forum-review

[408Mike]

Who would have thought there was another roided out monkey with down syndrome named Mike. They even share the same hobbies, cocaine and creeping out women.

I don't know who made this but it is pretty spot on esp after 408 angling for somebody to pay his way to the DD get together in Vegas last year.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5826...d-to-your-cash

LOL at this one too for mentioning DD 2.0 in a video made in June of 2010

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6682...e-forum-review

So weird that this was from THREE YEARS AGO just about. I hate how fucking fast time goes by. In the time span since China and I put out differences aside, I modded a form for him twice, he staked me (and I still owe him $200 or just about, maybe higher) and now we just kind of pass each other here and there while walking the path of life. So crazy...Time *(or rather it's passing) is something that always gets to me....