El Chico Loco tries to claim a free cruise, with hilarious results. We talk about Chris Levick's response on PFA to the accusations against the Poker Players Academy. We discuss the little-reported murder last week in the Excalibur lobby. Druff talks about the faliure of the Reid/Kyl online poker bill, and what it means for the future. The closure of several Merge network skins is discussed. We talk about Dutch Boyd's attempt to sell his Bellagio bracelet on eBay, as well as his disturbing sale of poker tournament chips. We look at the strange situation involving a crazy e-mail sent to several Pokerstars players, which originated from the Pokerstars server. OSA calls in and discusses the amazing "Cmoney wormhole", and we reveal some amazingly large bets that PFA members placed on those NFL picks.