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    Just gashed my head

    Was in a bar and hitting on babes.

    Took piss and walked up stairs to take leak. Place was wet.

    Leave bathroom and go down steps. Slip and crack head and bleed and take the fuck off.

    True story.

    FUCK. Opportunity missed, was closing. Not the best looking, but decent.


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    No babes came to your rescue?...Wow, you must be a loser I think...

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    Quote Originally Posted by son of lockman View Post
    No babes came to your rescue?...Wow, you must be a loser I think...
    Shake it off. Get back on the saddle. Book a cruise.

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    You slipped on a floor in a bar that I am assuming had no "wet floor" sign visible, and you didn't get an incident report?

    Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by son of lockman View Post
    No babes came to your rescue?...Wow, you must be a loser I think...
    Shake it off. Get back on the saddle. Book a cruise.

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