PROJEKT:SEP **SCAM** (Rolled: A Jasep Saga)

[RobbieBensonFan]

I have read everyones points, I understand them,

You've read them, but it's obvious you didn't understand them. If you did, this thread would have been deleted and you would be working on your resume right now. But hey, huge props for getting strangers to spot you $5000 to freeroll with. That is the most impressive thing that will be accomplished by this. You are already up $5000 without playing one hand. Very nice.

You keep saying "update your resume'". With what? The OP has already said since 2000 he has played poker exclusively. I mean, no potential employer is going to take that seriously as some prerequisite for job experience. In fact, it would likely serve as a detriment, where the potential employer might thing he is spending all night in a casino before coming to work.

If I am the original poster, I am looking at multiple jobs at several restaurants at 70 hours in total a week, selling cars or the North Dakota oil fields which is a potential six figure job with no experience. But just showing up in Manhattan like one of those rag to riches movie story where they guy goes from making copies to trading on the NYSE floor is not going to happen. You just have to be realistic.

The only other alternative is if you know someone that can pull some strings for you. Economy is brutal and the competition is fierce. I know two college graduates that graduated cum laude in 2009 and still can't get in the field they want and are living at home just so they can pay their loans back.

I do agree with you on the fact that less than 1% ever make it as a poker professional. One of the last live games I played I was straddled by a couple burnout grinders who were noticeably stressed on every pot. One guy took a couple hundred from me in a pot when he caught me in a bluff. You'd have thought he'd won the lottery. He was so relieved stacking his chips, you knew it was his rent money, or worse.

On a side note, while a great movie, one of the worst life changing movies for thousands of impressionable young players was Rounders, myself included. That movie cost me a lot of money, although lesson learned in retrospect.

[Anal_Hershiser]

You keep saying "update your resume'". With what? The OP has already said since 2000 he has played poker exclusively. I mean, no potential employer is going to take that seriously as some prerequisite for job experience. In fact, it would likely serve as a detriment, where the potential employer might thing he is spending all night in a casino before coming to work.

Get creative. Embellish or stretch the truth if necessary. Why do you think there are so many people and companies who offer to help people with their resume's? Do those people or companies actually add any experience or education? No. But they know what to write to maximize any experience you do have and have a good idea of what employers look for. Even small things like not using a resume template can make your resume stand out from others. He has no excuses. He would just rather freeroll the $5000. And with 20 or so apparent sugar daddys on this forum, I can hardly blame him.

[RobbieBensonFan]

You keep saying "update your resume'". With what? The OP has already said since 2000 he has played poker exclusively. I mean, no potential employer is going to take that seriously as some prerequisite for job experience. In fact, it would likely serve as a detriment, where the potential employer might thing he is spending all night in a casino before coming to work.

Get creative. Embellish or stretch the truth if necessary. Why do you think there are so many people and companies who offer to help people with their resume's? Do those people or companies actually add any experience or education? No. But they know what to write to maximize any experience you do have and have a good idea of what employers look for. Even small things like not using a resume template can make your resume stand out from others. He has no excuses. He would just rather freeroll the $5000. And with 20 or so apparent sugar daddys on this forum, I can hardly blame him.

That works if you goal is taking your current position and adding a little creative liberty to it. Say your job is a Finance Manager where you are in charge of managing corporate expenses at a low level. Nothing wrong with saying something to the effect "Assist and Develop Strategic Corporate Initiatives to Enhance Shareholder Value" or some bullshit like that.

In this particular case the OP has said he has spent the last decade sitting in a casino. What is some resume writing firm going to do with that other that blatantly lie, which he can do himself? The OP is in a near impossible position if he wants to enter the job force after 12 years. The only option is to start at a low level job and work your way up through hard work. In the short term, it might be some 16 hour days at multiple jobs, although if it were me, I'd be catching the first flight out to the Dakatos because they need people there with all the drilling and fracking.

[nunbeater]

If someone played poker professionally for twelve years I am sure that they could somehow, someway write enough shit to fill out a resume. It's in there.

The k in project is totally fucking gay.

[chinamaniac]

You keep saying "update your resume'". With what? The OP has already said since 2000 he has played poker exclusively. I mean, no potential employer is going to take that seriously as some prerequisite for job experience. In fact, it would likely serve as a detriment, where the potential employer might thing he is spending all night in a casino before coming to work.

Get creative. Embellish or stretch the truth if necessary. Why do you think there are so many people and companies who offer to help people with their resume's? Do those people or companies actually add any experience or education? No. But they know what to write to maximize any experience you do have and have a good idea of what employers look for. Even small things like not using a resume template can make your resume stand out from others. He has no excuses. He would just rather freeroll the $5000. And with 20 or so apparent sugar daddys on this forum, I can hardly blame him.

how is it a freeroll? He is offering makeup and is paying out 60 % to backers

[RobbieBensonFan]

If someone played poker professionally for twelve years I am sure that they could somehow, someway write enough shit to fill out a resume. It's in there.
The k in project is totally fucking gay.

Yes, it's called lying, which will get snuffed out in a background check 100% of the time. Any job that does not do a background check does not require a resume'.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Get creative. Embellish or stretch the truth if necessary. Why do you think there are so many people and companies who offer to help people with their resume's? Do those people or companies actually add any experience or education? No. But they know what to write to maximize any experience you do have and have a good idea of what employers look for. Even small things like not using a resume template can make your resume stand out from others. He has no excuses. He would just rather freeroll the $5000. And with 20 or so apparent sugar daddys on this forum, I can hardly blame him.

how is it a freeroll? He is offering makeup and is paying out 60 % to backers

What happens if he loses the $5000?

[Anal_Hershiser]

If someone played poker professionally for twelve years I am sure that they could somehow, someway write enough shit to fill out a resume. It's in there.
The k in project is totally fucking gay.

Yes, it's called lying, which will get snuffed out in a background check 100% of the time. Any job that does not do a background check does not require a resume'.

If his resume is THAT bad. He should be filling out school applications. Or getting an entry level job. He fucked himself up to this point, and has chosen to further fuck himself. His story is not uncommon. Everyone thinks they can make it. They can't.

[Rollo Tomasi]

how is it a freeroll? He is offering makeup and is paying out 60 % to backers

What happens if he loses the $5000?

then Jasep should get a full time job

[nunbeater]

If someone played poker professionally for twelve years I am sure that they could somehow, someway write enough shit to fill out a resume. It's in there.
The k in project is totally fucking gay.

Yes, it's called lying, which will get snuffed out in a background check 100% of the time. Any job that does not do a background check does not require a resume'.

Yeah because no one ever lies or embellishes their resume. Nigga please. And I am not even talk about lying, I am sure if he looked at everything he needed to do to play poker successfully for twelve years he would be able to parlay that into a resume or at least a reasonable start.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Yes, it's called lying, which will get snuffed out in a background check 100% of the time. Any job that does not do a background check does not require a resume'.

Yeah because no one ever lies or embellishes their resume. Nigga please. And I am not even talk about lying, I am sure if he looked at everything he needed to do to play poker successfully for twelve years he would be able to parlay that into a resume or at least a reasonable start.

Even if he can't. There are people he can pay who will do it for him.

[RobbieBensonFan]

Yeah because no one ever lies or embellishes their resume. Nigga please. And I am not even talk about lying, I am sure if he looked at everything he needed to do to play poker successfully for twelve years he would be able to parlay that into a resume or at least a reasonable start.

Even if he can't. There are people he can pay who will do it for him.

I guess I am not speaking English. A Resume Firm helps craft a resume based on job history to separate yourself from the rest of the pack. Any reputable firm is not intentionally going to make shit up and put their firm at risk.

But I'll it a shot for free:

Name: Jasep

Location: Atlantic City / Las Vegas / Desk

Job Description: Entrepreneur (2000-2012)

References: Alfred Finklestein

[nunbeater]

Apparently you don't understand English either, he was self-employed for twelve years. You telling me you can't work with that alone? A resume firm would look at all of the shit that he did and translate that into employer-speak.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Even if he can't. There are people he can pay who will do it for him.

I guess I am not speaking English. A Resume Firm helps craft a resume based on job history to separate yourself from the rest of the pack. Any reputable firm is not intentionally going to make shit up and put their firm at risk.

But I'll it a shot for free:

Name: Jasep

Location: Atlantic City / Las Vegas / Desk

Job Description: Entrepreneur (2000-2012)

References: Alfred Finklestein

You're fucking clueless as usual or just being thick. A resume firm enhances what you already have, WHATEVER THAT MAY BE. I never said he was gonna be named CEO of a Fortune 500 company because of a paid resume. They can just do it ten x better than he can. Which may be the difference in getting a job he didn't think he had a shot at. It isn't guaranteed to work, but it makes more sense than this poker idiocy. I just can't make it any simpler than that. I was taught this stuff in Middle School, and yet half of you seem completely oblivious.

[limitles]

I guess I am not speaking English. A Resume Firm helps craft a resume based on job history to separate yourself from the rest of the pack. Any reputable firm is not intentionally going to make shit up and put their firm at risk.

But I'll it a shot for free:

Name: Jasep

Location: Atlantic City / Las Vegas / Desk

Job Description: Entrepreneur (2000-2012)

References: Alfred Finklestein

You're fucking clueless as usual or just being thick. A resume firm enhances what you already have, WHATEVER THAT MAY BE. I never said he was gonna be named CEO of a Fortune 500 company because of a paid resume. They can just do it ten x better than he can. Which may be the difference in getting a job he didn't think he had a shot at. It isn't guaranteed to work, but it makes more sense than this poker idiocy. I just can't make it any simpler than that. I was taught this stuff in Middle School, and yet half of you seem completely oblivious.

Do not take what this jackass has to say seriously. Assclown is the most appropriate username in the history of message boards.

Ignorance x loud mouth does not mean it's right.

This guy is truly dumb. No other way to say it.

[RobbieBensonFan]

Apparently you don't understand English either, he was self-employed for twelve years. You telling me you can't work with that alone? A resume firm would look at all of the shit that he did and translate that into employer-speak.

LOL. When you say you were self employed you actually have to explain what you did since 2000. Then when he gets background checked, he is finished. Shit, even "working" at (Sc)Amway as a "Small Business Owner" carries some paper trail.

I really don't know what planet you live on, but its not Earth. And I really don't give a shit either. The man got his $5k so I doubt he cares at this point either.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Apparently you don't understand English either, he was self-employed for twelve years. You telling me you can't work with that alone? A resume firm would look at all of the shit that he did and translate that into employer-speak.

LOL. When you say you were self employed you actually have to explain what you did since 2000. Then when he gets background checked, he is finished. Shit, even "working" at (Sc)Amway as a "Small Business Owner" carries some paper trail.

I really don't know what planet you live on, but its not Earth. And I really don't give a shit either. The man got his $5k so I doubt he cares at this point either.

Lol @ a background check and paper trail. He isn't applying for the fucking secret service.

[RobbieBensonFan]

I guess I am not speaking English. A Resume Firm helps craft a resume based on job history to separate yourself from the rest of the pack. Any reputable firm is not intentionally going to make shit up and put their firm at risk.

But I'll it a shot for free:

Name: Jasep

Location: Atlantic City / Las Vegas / Desk

Job Description: Entrepreneur (2000-2012)

References: Alfred Finklestein

You're fucking clueless as usual or just being thick. A resume firm enhances what you already have, WHATEVER THAT MAY BE. I never said he was gonna be named CEO of a Fortune 500 company because of a paid resume. They can just do it ten x better than he can. Which may be the difference in getting a job he didn't think he had a shot at. It isn't guaranteed to work, but it makes more sense than this poker idiocy. I just can't make it any simpler than that. I was taught this stuff in Middle School, and yet half of you seem completely oblivious.

I got it now, so something like this:

Lead Developer, SealsWithClubs.com ( April 2012 to Present)Programmed the back-end and lead development efforts for the largest Bitcoin poker site online. Gotdown and dirty with PHP and MySQL to build the affiliate program and player tools that run the currentsite. Integrated the back-end with the current Wordpress-based front-end design.

[chinamaniac]

how is it a freeroll? He is offering makeup and is paying out 60 % to backers

What happens if he loses the $5000?

then he goes into makeup,and this is how makeup usually would work - he would have to run another stake, and he would basically be working for free. Any profits he would accrue usually on the next stake would be shipped back to backers to cover what they invested in this stake but after reading OP I have some questions and comments for Jasep because I feel this is a bad deal for him and think backers have a tremendous deal

Makeup- makeup usually works how I described above but you are just going to pay it back out of profits if you took a hit the last week or last 2 weeks etc?

I think this is bad to just pay back losses out of your profits. It is like giving away money that you earned. If you lose late better to go into makeup , raise another stake and then pay back out of your profits on the next stake.

I think paying them anything the stake is down out of your profits is not a good move. You are already paying them a high sum of 60 % profits. So every week someone could get 60 % for the first 11 weeks if u win . Then u get smoked the last week and they get to keep all profits AND you are paying them from your personal winnings?

If you are running it this way then backers are in the driver seat bigtime. They get 60 % then if the stake is down they get paid back profits and if u are still down the initial stake they get makeup too?

Best of luck but I think if you are trying to make money this is -ev situation for you and leaves you virtually 0 margin for any error

[Anal_Hershiser]

then he goes into makeup,and this is how makeup usually would work - he would have to run another stake,

Lol. Exactly, that's my entire point. Then he has to beg for ANOTHER $5000. Meanwhile, no profits are coming in because he is stressing over how far in to makeup he is. He starts trying to chase losses causing him to come off his game. He starts becoming a little less available. A little more secretive of cashouts or numbers. Then if he loses that $5000(assuming he can raise it, and is a possibility), then where is he? He can't pay his backers back without asking for even more $. And on and on you go. Did everyone suddenly forget what happened to Micon? You talk about these stakes as if it's just a matter of time before he turns a profit. He isn't guaranteed to make a profit. If he wins, he pockets some cash. If he loses, he is out nothing. How is that NOT a freeroll?