What's the scariest, funniest, sickest, memorable thing you've seen at the poker table?

[Goodpoop]

I'll start. I've been playing for about 15 years. My home game started right before Rounders came out in '98.

Scariest that turned into funniest. Had just started playing in an underground game with a bunch of old timers. Guy to my left pulls out a .380 takes the mag out and one round. Hands the round to the guy across the table that was complaining about a bad beat and advises if he needs the gun he would rent it to him.

Playing at the Taj in AC a crowd forms around a table a few from where I'm playing. Guy from the table joins our table and we ask what happen. He tells us the guy next to him died at the table. Sure enough paramedics come in and cart the body off. The room never missed a beat. Very sad. Playing at a home game granny is in bed and dies. Game breaks.

Played with a WSOP bracelet winner at the Taj. Can't remember his name.

Played next to Mimi Rogers at the Bellagio in a 15/30 limit game.

Saw Gus Hansen bet 50K in a hand. The highlimit room was closed so the table was in the open (Bellagio).

Next....

[mulva]

one time i was sitting next to a young couple that had too much to drink. i accidentially dropped a few chips and saw that he was fingering her under the table.

[BUBBLES]

Sam Grizzle.

[son of lockman]

Sam Grizzle.

Love watching hin needle Phil Hellmuth.

[4Dragons]

Played for 4 hours with Kevin Smith to my left.

[son of lockman]

But the sickest thing was at Pokerstars.

I'm dealt Pocket AA and raise. Get reraised so I go all-in and get called. He shows 44 and flop comes 4A4. No help and I'm out of tourney on the first hand.

Cash game in stud. I make quad Kings and guy beats me with a straight flush with his hole cards.

Pokerstars is a rip site as they'll cheat you blind.

[DRK Star]

I played a few times in local charity poker events.

Cheating seemed to be rampant, as dealers are usually players, just rotating around to make some extra money to play more SNGs.

I saw people playing out of turn, table talk, a guy toss his cards into the muck and he had 3 cards, guys walk behind the dealers and shake hands, and the player now holding his hand strange for the next 10 seconds, like something was now in it (like chips).

They played a few blocks from my condo on Monday and I didnt even consider playing there. Slim Shady.