Calling backyard mechanics- anyone with an opinion on the following contract work?

[limitles]

I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I was canned because I couldn't concentrate.

You seriously pollute my thread with this trash and yet have the audacity to insinuate you are more intelligent and better liked than me elsewhere?

Some fucking nerve you have, not what I'd expect from a canadian. The canadians I know tend to be reserved and intelligent, you clearly were adopted.

WAS JOKE


Mike.. fuck I was making fun of Muck. How do you see that as me after you?

[nunbeater]

I used to have a job giving handjobs behind the local 7-11 but everyone kept stiffing me.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Did someone leave a window open or door or what? I feel a draft, not sure where it's coming from but it's very warm.

Maybe mommy took your door again.

[limitles]

I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I was canned because I couldn't concentrate.

I used to be a deli worker, but any way you slice it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

I used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal.

[408Mike]

I used to be a deli worker, but any way you slice it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

I used to be a blackjack host,but was offered a better deal.

funnier

I dunno, I thought you were making fun of me. Honestly I am busy doing other things online and wasn't paying super close attention. Some asshole online is ruining my day and his name is not sonatine, who is actually funny and clever and has a good heart.

[rickastley]

Some asshole online is ruining my day

[Baron Von Strucker]

I used to be a deli worker, but any way you slice it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

I used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal.

In high school I enjoyed cooking class but always ended up burnt or fryed.

[Muck Ficon]

I'm lazy? Lol. Ok Mike. Still taking advantage of your elderly neighbors? You are a pile of shit.

I am pm'ing you my home number muck, by all means contact the people I live with and express your concerns. Mike could use a good laugh and you are a moron he won't mind laughing at. If you genuinely are concerned for the well being of a couple senior citizens it is your civic duty to follow through to prevent elder abuse. If you do not call I will consider filing a complaint with your local law enforcement and yes I know where you live.

I'm terrified. Please don't Mikey! I offer you this video as an apology.

[nunbeater]

I used to be a postal worker but I couldn't dodge a bullet.