Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 34

Thread: team retard clear something up for me... how many children of actual billionaires are on Cameo, shilling happy birthday videos for the cost of an 8ball of coke?

  1. #1
    Plutonium sonatine's Avatar
    Reputation
    7374
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    33,431
    Load Metric
    67998966

    team retard clear something up for me... how many children of actual billionaires are on Cameo, shilling happy birthday videos for the cost of an 8ball of coke?

    heres is a hint the answer is literally zero lmao.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

  2. #2
    Diamond dwai's Avatar
    Reputation
    1653
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Posts
    7,855
    Load Metric
    67998966
    another sonatine tds thread, tight site Druff

  3. #3
    Plutonium lol wow's Avatar
    Reputation
    1082
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    10,568
    Load Metric
    67998966
    LET IT BE KNOWN SONTINE IS A SNITCH ASS HATER LET A n-word EARN SON

  4. #4
    Diamond dwai's Avatar
    Reputation
    1653
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Posts
    7,855
    Load Metric
    67998966
    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    LET IT BE KNOWN SONTINE IS A SNITCH ASS HATER LET A n-word EARN SON

  5. #5
    Plutonium lol wow's Avatar
    Reputation
    1082
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    10,568
    Load Metric
    67998966
    but seriously what are the odds we can empty the clip and hit him with 4999 venmo and get him posting at skatz like this doesnt seem out of the realm here people

  6. #6
    Plutonium lol wow's Avatar
    Reputation
    1082
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    10,568
    Load Metric
    67998966
    todd todgers do not poach this idea

  7. #7
    Puts His Dick in the Mashed Potatoes
    Reputation
    487
    Join Date
    Nov 2013
    Posts
    2,212
    Load Metric
    67998966
    I'm gonna pay the cuck to say he hates gay sex.

  8. #8
    Plutonium lol wow's Avatar
    Reputation
    1082
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    10,568
    Load Metric
    67998966
    I'm now realizing we'd have to move like 93 percent of the forum into the toddler forum due to hilarious racism that buzzfeed would be mad about were not setting up our guy like that

  9. #9
    Plutonium lol wow's Avatar
    Reputation
    1082
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    10,568
    Load Metric
    67998966
    still todge you cant steal this idea ur forum is ugly looking

  10. #10
    Puts His Dick in the Mashed Potatoes
    Reputation
    487
    Join Date
    Nov 2013
    Posts
    2,212
    Load Metric
    67998966
    Get some sun gare. The vitamin d will help you remember how to be funny.

  11. #11
    Plutonium lol wow's Avatar
    Reputation
    1082
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    10,568
    Load Metric
    67998966
    rofl you are aware of ur last 19 months of horrible posts right i mean maybeeeeeeeeee youre not? and thats even worse??

  12. #12
    Puts His Dick in the Mashed Potatoes
    Reputation
    487
    Join Date
    Nov 2013
    Posts
    2,212
    Load Metric
    67998966
    I'm on like 8-9 years of shitty posts. Try to keep up

  13. #13
    Puts His Dick in the Mashed Potatoes
    Reputation
    487
    Join Date
    Nov 2013
    Posts
    2,212
    Load Metric
    67998966
    Literally just spent $500 for Don Jr to tell Gare he thinks hes ass and to get some sun. Let's see what happens.

  14. #14
    Puts His Dick in the Mashed Potatoes
    Reputation
    487
    Join Date
    Nov 2013
    Posts
    2,212
    Load Metric
    67998966
    Just sold a bunch of ethereum down market to pay for this. Worth it.

  15. #15
    Plutonium lol wow's Avatar
    Reputation
    1082
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Posts
    10,568
    Load Metric
    67998966
    dont fucking play with me dave you know i need this

     
    Comments
      
      rum dick: Still waiting to hear back from the Prince hang in there I'll love

  16. #16
    Owner Dan Druff's Avatar
    Reputation
    10151
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    54,783
    Blog Entries
    2
    Load Metric
    67998966
    https://people.com/politics/donald-t...r-joins-cameo/

    Are there any broke poker pros on Cameo yet?

  17. #17
    Plutonium sonatine's Avatar
    Reputation
    7374
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    33,431
    Load Metric
    67998966
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    https://people.com/politics/donald-t...r-joins-cameo/

    Are there any broke poker pros on Cameo yet?

    id bet matusow would be the first in line at virtually any odds.

    also mma ultrafuckup stephen bonner is on cameo for a whopping $25 a pop.

    https://www.cameo.com/stephanbonnar

     
    Comments
      
      rum dick: Now that's just sad
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

  18. #18
    Puts His Dick in the Mashed Potatoes
    Reputation
    487
    Join Date
    Nov 2013
    Posts
    2,212
    Load Metric
    67998966
    Let's not kid ourselves team retards princess will bitch out of it. In the meantime I'm dealing with a $500 plus fees hold on my credit card for nothing bc I'm too stupid to say lol wow instead of gay sex.

    I will try again with gare bear after he's nope can't anger the gays

     
    Comments
      
      sonatine: modern problems require modern solutions

  19. #19
    Master of Props Daly's Avatar
    Reputation
    2688
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    10,345
    Load Metric
    67998966
    I think the whole cameo for birthdays is dumb and a bad model.

    Where I’ve seen it expertly used is as a paid diss track. My fantasy football league has bought a few of these to shit talk someone and it’s literally the funniest shit ever.

  20. #20
    Owner Dan Druff's Avatar
    Reputation
    10151
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    54,783
    Blog Entries
    2
    Load Metric
    67998966
    I think I've said this before, but the "Cameo" branding on the videos is a value killer, in my opinion.

    If you want to impress your friends that some has-been 1980s star is your buddy, you don't want a video saying "Cameo" at the bottom, which indicates you were simply lonely enough to fork out money for a 60-second insincere video.

    I think Cameo would be way better if you could just make short videos of shooting the shit with these celebrities for a few minutes, or arrange to have them call you at a pre-set time.

    For example, I could time a call from Todd Bridges during the first break of the WSOP Main Event, and then I could answer it on Face Time, he'd ask me how the WSOP is going, and I could shove it right into everyone's faces that Willis Jackson wanted to check on my poker tournament progress. Imagine this is like $100, and just costs him a few minutes of his time.

    Actually, come to think of it, I bet I could get him to do this for a $100 in real life.

     
    Comments
      
      shoeshine box: willllissssss. come grab this hundo sonnnnnn!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 38
    Last Post: 11-07-2023, 09:31 PM
  2. Team Retard goes to Costco
    By rum dick in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 27
    Last Post: 05-25-2021, 04:46 PM
  3. Team Retard, is this really what they do to you?
    By sonatine in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 108
    Last Post: 01-11-2021, 05:14 PM
  4. Where is MICKEY AND THE REST OF TEAM RETARD?
    By big dick in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 01-07-2021, 02:41 AM
  5. Replies: 42
    Last Post: 01-12-2019, 07:03 PM