A poem for Fuck Vowels

[Buddy Jonathan Jacob]

HEY FUCK VOEELS
I WANNA FUCK YOUR BOWELS
FOR YOU ILL WASG MA DICK AND DRY IT OFF WITH PAPER TOWELS
AND THEN I WANT TO HUFF PAINT IN MY TREEHOUSE
GLUE WOOD CHIPS TO MY DEFORMED DICK
FUNNEL GOOSE SHIT INTO MY OPENED EYES
CUT MY NIPPLES OFF
AND SHIT ON YOUR FAGGOT CHEST
HEY6 FUCK VOWELS
I WANNA FUCK YOUR BOWELS
TAKE A POWER SANDER TO THE TIP OF MY DICK
DICE MY CANCER RIDDEN TESTICLES WITH A BAND SAW
EAT MY NIPPLES LIKE HAIRY PEPPERONI
BURN MY DICKHOLE SHUT WITH A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
REOPEN MY DICKHOLE WITH ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU PUT IN CORN ONTHR COB TO HOLD IT
POWER SAND MY DICK AGAIN
TAKE A MOUSETRAP AND PUT SHIT WHERE TGE CHEESE GOES
INTENTIONALLY EAT THE SHIT AND HAVE MY LIPS CUT OFF
FUNNEL GOOSE SHIT INTO MY OPEN EYES
SUCK OFF A TOMCAT
AND LICK A TURTLES BUTTHOLE

[Buddy Jonathan Jacob]

And this poem is for six toed Pete:

HET SIX TOED PETE
I THINK THAT YOURE NEAT
I WANT TO GLUE SEVERED DICKS TO YOUR FEET
AND LET YOU WALK ALL OVER ME!

[Buddy Jonathan Jacob]

This poem misfortune Dan drift:

HEY HEY DAN
YOU'RE THE MAN
IHOPE YOULL UNDERSTAND WHEN I CUT OFF MY HAND
FREEZE IT INTO A FIST
SHOVE IT UP A POLAR BEARS ASS
STOP THE BLEEDING BY HOLDING IT IN A FIRE
GLUE TINY CAT PENISES TO THE POLAR BEARS PENIS LIKE LITTLE PENIS BRANCHES
SUCK THR PENISES
FUNNEL GOOSE SHIT INTK NY OPENED EYES
CUT OFF MY DICK
FREEZE MA DICK
REATTACH MY DICK BETWEEN MY ASS CHEEKS
GLUE CAT DICKS TO MY DICK
FUCK MYSELF IN THE ASS WITH IT
CYT MY OTHER HAND OFF
GLUE DOG DICKS TO FUCK VOWELS FEET
AND LET YOU FISY FUCK HER WITG NY HAND
WHILE I FUNNEL GOOSE SHIT INTO MY OPEN ETES

[Buddy Jonathan Jacob]

This poem is for betcheckbet

BETCHECK BET
YOUR MY BEST FRIEND YET
IM GOING TO TAKE A CACTUS
AND PUT CAT DICKS ON EACH LITTLE SPINE
SU K EACH INDIVIDUAL CAT DICK
THEN SIT ON THE CACTUS
GET PREGNANT WITH A CACTUS CAT
CALLED A CATCTUS
PAINFULLY GIVE BIRTH TO IT OUT MU DICK
SUCK ITS DICK
AND FUNNEL GOOSE SHIT INTO MY OPENED EYES

[Buddy Jonathan Jacob]

This poem is for one-step



HRY ONE STEP
I THINK YOURE NUMBER ONE STEP
IM GONNA GLUE A CAT DICK TO A BIRD
SUCK IT
TRAIN IT TO USE GLUE
GIVE IT TWENTY CAT DICKS
HAVE IT FLY TO YOUR WINDOW AND GLUE CAT DICKS ALL OVER IT
THEB IM GONNA BREAK THE WINDOW AND ROLLNUDE IN THE GLASS
GET REALLY CUT UP AND SHIT
FUNNEL THD BIRDS SHIT INTO MY EYES
SUCK ITS DICK AGAIN
PUT MY OWN PENNIS ON YOUR TABLE
SLAP CHOP IT
PUT IT IN A BOWL IF GOOSE SHIT
AND EAT IT

[Buddy Jonathan Jacob]

For Ricky

O RICKY
LOVR IS SO TRICKY
THATS WHY IM GOING TO WRAP MY DICK IN SANDWICH MEAT
AND LAY DOWN IN A PITBULL FIGHT
WHEN THE PITBULLS ARE SATED AND SLEEPING
I WILL GLUE GOOSE DICKS ONTO THEIR TEETH
DIP MY BALLS IN ALPO
AND LET THEM GNASH MY TESTICLES
UNTIL THEY HAVE THEY ARE BLOODY COTTAGE CHEESE
THEN I WILL GLUE A CAXTUSE TO A POLAR BEARS DICK
DRESS AS A GIRL BEAR
HAVE IT FUCK ME
GET PREGNZANT WITH A CACTUS BEA
PAINFULLY GIVE BERTH OUY MA DICK
LICK THE BEAR CUBS ASSHOLE
PUT GOOSE SPERM IN MY EYES
AND LET GIRL GOOSES SIT IB MY FACD
AFTER OF COURSE I HAVE COVERED
THEIR GOOSE BAGINAS
IN HYDROCHLORIC ACID

[SixToedPete]

And this poem is for six toed Pete:

HET SIX TOED PETE
I THINK THAT YOURE NEAT
I WANT TO GLUE SEVERED DICKS TO YOUR FEET
AND LET YOU WALK ALL OVER ME!

I love poetry but the truth is...you butcher poetry.

You're worst than a bad rapper.

D- for effort though.

[OSA]

Wiz is like the P wings that you get in Super Mario 3. Once you use and start reading, you wont stop until you finished it.

[Ricky]

HEY FUCK VOEELS
I WANNA FUCK YOUR BOWELS
FOR YOU ILL WASG MA DICK AND DRY IT OFF WITH PAPER TOWELS
AND THEN I WANT TO HUFF PAINT IN MY TREEHOUSE
GLUE WOOD CHIPS TO MY DEFORMED DICK
FUNNEL GOOSE SHIT INTO MY OPENED EYES
CUT MY NIPPLES OFF
AND SHIT ON YOUR FAGGOT CHEST
HEY6 FUCK VOWELS
I WANNA FUCK YOUR BOWELS
TAKE A POWER SANDER TO THE TIP OF MY DICK
DICE MY CANCER RIDDEN TESTICLES WITH A BAND SAW
EAT MY NIPPLES LIKE HAIRY PEPPERONI
BURN MY DICKHOLE SHUT WITH A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
REOPEN MY DICKHOLE WITH ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU PUT IN CORN ONTHR COB TO HOLD IT
POWER SAND MY DICK AGAIN
TAKE A MOUSETRAP AND PUT SHIT WHERE TGE CHEESE GOES
INTENTIONALLY EAT THE SHIT AND HAVE MY LIPS CUT OFF
FUNNEL GOOSE SHIT INTO MY OPEN EYES
SUCK OFF A TOMCAT
AND LICK A TURTLES BUTTHOLE

[Deal]

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