I just saw a TV commercial advertising Thanksgiving Dinner from Golden Corral for $13.99!!!!
It's a buffet too! You get there at noon you can spend all day there. You can probably stuff some biscuits in your pocket for the next day.
Happy Thanksgiving!
As someone who gets taunted for crippling alcoholism and low value posting, you of all people should sympathize with Mike. Reach out to him and be his friend. We can all find some common ground if we keep an open mind.Originally Posted by RobbieBensonFan
I can go to a buffet for thanksgiving, and stuff my pockets full of biscuits...I don't know what to make of that, but I am not wishing you jack shit in return, and in fact I pray when you vomit uncontrollably thanksgiving night, you fall on top of a vodka bottle and shattered glass perforates a lung and you literally drown in a pool of your own vomit.
EVERYONE'S TROLLLLLLLIN'
THEY HATIN'
I'M SWOLLEN, BUT I GOT ASTRO GLIDE AND TURKEY
TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' FURRIES
TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' FURRIES
TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' FURRIES
I'M BOUT TO CUM INSIDE THIS TURKEY
MY MOM IS SO PROUD
I'M BANGIN'
THIS WHOLE POUCH OF CORN BEEF HASH AND WHITE MEAT TURKEY
TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' FURRIES
TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' FURRIES
TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' FURRIES
I'M BOUT TO CUM INSIDE THIS TURKEY
PFA THINKS I GOT BPD
MOM TOOK MY DOOR SO I CAN BE SEEN
SESAME STREET'S ON MY TV SCREEN
GOT A DATE WITH FURBY AND JIMMY DEAN
WRITIN' TO SCOOTER, HE LIKE "HOLD UP"
"YOU JUST MAXED OUT MY PM FOLDA"
MOM ASKED FOR THE SKATZ ADDRESS, I TOLD HER
DINNER TIME. CAKE MIX AND COCA COLA.
METH GOT MY TEETH CLENCHED LIKE I JUST GOT BRACES
MAD LOVE FOR THE GAYS, SO I CAN'T BE RACIST
I RAN OUT OF STEAKS AND I STILL OWE VEGAS
TIME TO NAP OUT, HOPE THAT I CAN FADE THIS
THOUSAND WORD POSTS DRAIN MY STAMINA
I'M CRACKIN MAD JOKES ABOUT CANADA
BUT THEY PUT IT BACK ON ME AND LAUGH IT UP
I'M MOVIN' TO DAKOTA, I'VE HAD ENOUGH
EVERYONE'S TROLLLLLLLIN'
THEY HATIN'
I'M SWOLLEN, BUT I GOT ASTRO GLIDE AND TURKEY
TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' FURRIES
TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' FURRIES
TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' FURRIES
I'M BOUT TO CUM INSIDE THIS TURKEY
MY MOM IS SO PROUD
I'M BANGIN'
THIS WHOLE POUCH OF CORN BEEF HASH AND WHITE MEAT TURKEY
TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' FURRIES
TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' FURRIES
TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' FURRIES
I'M BOUT TO CUM INSIDE THIS TURKEY
Excellent.
LOTS OF WIN
I think that poor cat has a broken jaw.
WTF is your problem? I give you a tip to pack away a week worth of calories and you mock me? You literally can get there at 11am, stake out a corner table and spend the whole day there stuffing your face. You can also stare down people while they are in line. It's your perfect day.
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