Being abroad for the last year, I'm left to rely on internet reports and BBC news for my updates, obviously not ideal.

The GOP seems like a complete mess. Cain seemed somewhat viable until the sexual harassment thing derailed him. Newt was always a joke. Romney and Santorum? John McCain shit all over Romney four years ago. This motherfucker Santorum not only scares me with heavy right social stances but he looks like a complete dweeb as well. He would easily be the lamest looking president of my lifetime. These are the final two? What the hell is wrong with the strategists?

It's Obama by default, right? I'm not even a fan but it seems pretty obvious. Or am I wrong?