LOL @ this voicemail transcribed by Google voice

[Dan Druff]

Hi FedEx to know if this is CA, and I'm calling regarding a position of FedEx human coming from your kids in so if you let the owner daddy Yeah, or insane. A said Monday we need. If you get the paperwork. FedEx tracking number is the 795424694. I need did it is so if you know what it is the time. Because doc, and 7 tonight. He He. View our I. T. E. So if you need a better description, full Customs Compliance. My telephone number, 417877. Venue for 99. This is the (417) 877-2499. What is this the time is speaker. Thanks babe. Bye.

[Bootsy Collins]

Looks like one of many emails I get from our customers based in India. Please do the needful and please do the same.

[408Mike]

ANOTHER GOLDEN THREAD

DRUFF, QUIT PLAYING ONLINE POKER OR DOING WHATEVER YOU DO ALL DAY (I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY DO, CYBER STALKING PEOPLE WHO WERE MEAN TO YOU AT ONE TIME? AND?) AND FUCKING MAKE THREADS ON PFA NIGHT AND DAY AND NOTHING ELSE

LITERALLY, JUST FUCKING MAKE MORE AND MORE THREADS ONE AFTER ANOTHER

NOT MONEY BUT LITERALLY POTS OF GOLD WILL SHOWER YOU FROM THE HEAVENS

NOT JUST A FEW, AND MORE THAN YOU CAN SHOVE INTO YOUR MINIVAN

[Anal_Hershiser]

STFU Mike.