On the night of a frustrating Republican defeat, I give you a Dan Druff girl story spawned from another Republican defeat 20 years ago

[Walter Sobchak]

You're hiding in the closet in your undies (the WHITES), weren't your pants laying around to be seen by mom?

Great story though.

[BCR]

"No, mom, why would I know anything about that?"

"It's just right in front of our house, and I've never seen it before. And I was gone all last night. Do you have anything you want to tell me?"

"Why are you coming in here and just giving me shit like this?", she protested. "Am I supposed to know about every fucking car in the neighborhood? Maybe it's someone visiting one of the neighbors, I have no idea."

"You better not be lying to me again, or there's going to be big problems! You already caught that gay plague them city folk call AIDS from that Nick boy"

"Do you see anyone here, mom? Do you?! Can you leave me alone? I was trying to take a nap when you barged in here!"

I heard the door close. Her mom was out of the room. But now what?

Great story, I added one line for an exciting plot twist.

[Mad Dad]

Good story. Rule of thumb, if you haven't banged the girl 6 times within a 24 hr period, she isn't the one - keep looking.