Lets all put things in perspective for a moment and give some thanks.

[sonatine]

Seriously, take a knee:












Entourage is off the air. For good. Its gone. Its over. No spin-offs, no redux, nothing, its burried and rotting, worms fuck in its dusty eye sockets.

A movie? Fine. FINE. Go ahead and dredge up its hilariously empty plot gaps, prop them up in their moldy skins for 82 minutes plus 8 minutes of credits and a 3.5 minute opening sequence. I can live with that, Ive survived worse.

Whats important is that the show is gone, the principle actors are, to the last, forgotten.

Good has triumphed over the mundane.

[vegas1369]

[4Dragons]

[sonatine]

Gone. Career DONE.

Thank you, be well, oh Japanese deodorant commercials? Oh stunning, bully for you.


Oh dont you look so worried "Turtle", Im sure things will turn around for you. Have you considered a sex tape? Oh? You blew your money on a rented Lambo and a Venice penthouse? You cant even afford a whore to fuck you on cell phone? Tragic, but the world needs ditch diggers too old chap.

Whats that "E"? Well of course it didnt parlay into a mainstream... right, yes.. "real" acting career. You're about 4'9", but dont worry, Christmas is coming, perhaps you can put on some curly shoes and give out gifts at the mall for $12.50 an hour.

I think thats all of them.. oh right, yes, that pretty one, the star. Who fucking cares, next.

I still know Sasha Grey's name, sir. You're not on the list tho, Im afraid, so no you cannot come in.

[Sloppy Joe]

I made it through half of one episode before giving up on it.

Dumbass show for dumbass people.

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

The movie is going to be sooo good tho.

[Anal_Hershiser]

Show would have been OK if it ended after the first season. And if Turtle wouldn't have been on the show. And if the main focus was Ari instead of Vince and the weekly "Vince got the movie, then lost it" storyline. And if they cut our Ari's kids. And if the midget's love life wasn't such a huge part of the story. And if the whole Dom character never existed. Etc.....

[408Mike]

Seriously, take a knee:












Entourage is off the air. For good. Its gone. Its over. No spin-offs, no redux, nothing, its burried and rotting, worms fuck in its dusty eye sockets.

Whats important is that the show is gone, the principle actors are, to the last, forgotten.

Good has triumphed over the mundane.

Amen, the few times I was forced into silent seething "Look my eyes have been open the whole fucking time OKAY?" at the behest of my wannabe ballerish friends I literally HATED HATED HATED that fucking show.

Hey GUYS, let's smoke some pot, drive around in an aston martin, hang out all fucking day long etc etc disgusting was the only word I could use for it, and I won't even bother commenting on the "acting" just UGH

Good riddance!

[sonatine]

I feel like there were probably waaaaaaay too many writers and none of them really got a chance to develop any of the ideas they had introduced, so you just had endless half-vignettes draped over indifferent celebrities obviously pitching in so they could cash in favors on the back end.

God it was fucking awful.

[WillieMcFML]

but, sloan though

[vegas1369]

but, sloan though

I agree. She is amazing. Next to Portman, she is the hottest Jewess I know of.

[408Mike]

but, sloan though

I agree. She is amazing. Next to Portman, she is the hottest Jewess I know of.

dizzam

[TUFFTURF]