RebelPoker, WTF?

[PLOL]

Okay, so this random account started following me today:
https://twitter.com/PokerRebelcom

It's a new cardroom that is starting, not associated with any existing skin. They seem to be marketing it towards the US market, and yet their site is all in Portuguese. They seem to be just slapping the DOJ in the face with their whole theme.
"UNTIL NOW TRUE REBEL NEVER HAD A PLACE TO CALL YOUR. IF YOU ARE A REBEL, THIS IS YOUR POKER ROOM!" (translated from Portuguese).


My reaction to this was basically "HAHAHA, lmao, what a fail! Well, I guess I'll join."

It's supposed to be launching November 1st.

[PLOL]

TEXAS HOLD'EM TURTLE! My guess is they deal the cards really slowly.

[NaturalBornHustler]

Obv followed you for intrade updates.

[PLOL]

Obv followed you for intrade updates.

As should everybody.

And ftr, I'm not really going to deposit, it's a giant fail. But I will be following this developing story.

[SrslySirius]

This is my chance. I'm going to e-mail them and see about signing on as a sponsored pro.

[WillieMcFML]

This is my chance. I'm going to e-mail them and see about signing on as a sponsored pro.

i'm the us and got money to spend

so where the games at

[SrslySirius]

This is my chance. I'm going to e-mail them and see about signing on as a sponsored pro.

i'm the us and got money to spend

so where the games at

Hush you.

[Muck Ficon]

Do they take E-Checks?

[SrslySirius]

Wish me luck, guys.

From: contact@srslysirius.com
To: info@pokerrebel.com

Dear Poker Rebel,

Hi! My name is Thomas, but my friends on the internets call me SrslySirius. You might remember me from such internet platinum hits as Black and Yellow, Party at the DOJ, WSOP Song (Can't Wait to Go!), Seiborg, Messageboard Grinder, Willy Wonka You Get Nothing Remix, F*&k You, and Howard Lederer Confesses Everything.

As I'm sure you're aware, with Full Tilt back on the block, there's a frenzy out there to sign sponsored pros for poker websites. It's like the 2010 NBA Offseason all over again, and I'm still a free agent. So you better scoop me up while you still can!

Sure, you could try and sign some big-name pros like Todd Witteles or Sam Grizzle, but I bring something extra to the table. I'm talking about that YouTube secret sauce, bangers all day long. You won't find that anywhere else. Have you ever heard Prahlad Friedman rap? Enough said.

I normally specialize in pop and hip hop styled music, but for Rebel Poker I'm down to bring some of that Portugese flair. If you track down Jose "Girah" Macedo, we could even do a collab. I'll sing about the robust Poker Rebel experience, and he can rap about Teamviewer backdoors and rolling kids on Skype. That'll bring the hits!

I'm still reviewing my options with other poker sites, but those are my safeties. Rebel Poker is where I want to be. Let's make this happen, comrades.

Regards,

-Thomas "SrslySirius" Keeling

[WillieMcFML]

two for one dlp and ss deal?

[BUBBLES]

I made an acct today and they gave me $10.
I think DonkDown gets more traffic.

[SrslySirius]

Those fucks never e-mailed me back. Their loss.

[DRK Star]

Would be great if we could get Jewdonk to get sponsored there. We could all vouch for his abilities to crush souls.

[simpdog]

Would be great if we could get Jewdonk to get sponsored there. We could all vouch for his abilities to crush souls.

jasep could play there too and he could help them run charity fundraisers

[BUBBLES]

[Cat Out Of The Bag]

I don't get why the video mentions M-16.

[tommyt]

I don't get why the video mentions M-16.

That's an expensive optic

[frankgallagher]

Received free $10.... but ghosttown