My-con hits a new low, if that is possible

[NaturalBornHustler]

Kid should just pack it up and get the hell out of Vegas, pretty sad to watch this unfold.

Bryan Micon ‏@BryanMicon

Sold 40% of my Orleans $125 old-a-ment to my #bitcoin backers. Glglgl / will be live-tweeting a $125 MTT ALL NIGHT http://telly.com/JC1L4

I am sure it will be straight to the slots after this one.

[zealanddonk]

He's still got plenty of lows to crash through.

Wait until Martha gives birth.

[NaturalBornHustler]

He's still got plenty of lows to crash through.

Wait until Martha gives birth.

OMG I totally forgot he pro-created, holy shit it is going to get MUCH worse.

Wait til he finds out how much a kid costs, and realizes that you have to...you know spend time to take care of it instead of sleeping all fucking day.

He aint gonna know what hit him.

[zealanddonk]

He's still got plenty of lows to crash through.

Wait until Martha gives birth.

OMG I totally forgot someone got his wife pregnant, holy shit it is going to get MUCH worse.

Wait til he finds out how much a kid costs, and realizes that you have to...you know spend time to take care of it instead of sleeping all fucking day.

He aint gonna know what hit him.

FYP.

[ftpjesus]

He's still got plenty of lows to crash through.

Wait until Martha gives birth.

OMG I totally forgot he pro-created, holy shit it is going to get MUCH worse.

Wait til he finds out how much a kid costs, and realizes that you have to...you know spend time to take care of it instead of sleeping all fucking day.

He aint gonna know what hit him.

I have 2 schools of thought. The 1st is he's having a kid to prove once and for all he can actually accomplish something Druff has also done (since he's always been jealous of Druffs WSOP bling). The other is how is Micon going to feel when that kid comes out with a mush face like Schoenfeld has

On a side note he probably figures he can find a nanny and pay her with Shitcoins.

[cmoney]

Kid should just pack it up and get the hell out of Vegas, pretty sad to watch this unfold.

Bryan Micon ‏@BryanMicon

Sold 40% of my Orleans $125 old-a-ment to my #bitcoin backers. Glglgl / will be live-tweeting a $125 MTT ALL NIGHT http://telly.com/JC1L4

I am sure it will be straight to the slots after this one.

wow, just wow

[Bootsy Collins]

Micon has been selling pieces of himself in these low limit Orleans tourneys to bitcoin backers for the past couple weeks.

How fucking embarrassing is it that he needs to be staked in low limit daily tournaments

[ftpjesus]

Micon has been selling pieces of himself in these low limit Orleans tourneys to bitcoin backers for the past couple weeks.

How fucking embarrassing is it that he needs to be staked in low limit daily tournaments

Id say Bootsy theres but one conclusion the fucker is DEAD BROKE, that he'd make more money as a dishwasher to make his roll anymore. How much longer till Micon has a frequent donor card from the local Plasma bank (I hear the card gets ya free food even like at the M Casinos buffet )

[BetCheckBet]

Its actually a good move. My understanding is that Micon sells at a markup so the 40% he sold probably gave him 60-70% of the buyin. Smart move if people are willing to pay markup (always a fool with money)

[ftpjesus]

Its actually a good move. My understanding is that Micon sells at a markup so the 40% he sold probably gave him 60-70% of the buyin. Smart move if people are willing to pay markup (always a fool with money)

So far its failtime. Hes bitching on twitter about not having any cards and that he's rapid closing in on shove-fold time. Complaining the old farts are AIPF 40% and its turned into a major donkfest like a online 1 dollar rebuy on Merge

[DRK Star]

Im picturing MeCoin with one of those baby carriers where the kid is strapped across his chest, and they are standing in front of a slot machine, with the kid pulling the lever.

[Anal_Hershiser]

He's gonna eventually dumbass his way to a 1-3 finish. If he wins $5000, he'll probably pocket about $9. Just an absolute joke of a person. His wife is pregnant, and he's still playing wii bowling and waking up at 3 in the afternoon. He has no clue what he is about to go through. He'll probably just leave his wife and kid for days at a time playing the WOF slots on freeplay from expired coupon books. Tight life.

[NaturalBornHustler]

He's gonna eventually dumbass his way to a 1-3 finish. If he wins $5000, he'll probably pocket about $9. Just an absolute joke of a person. His wife is pregnant, and he's still playing wii bowling and waking up at 3 in the afternoon. He has no clue what he is about to go through. He'll probably just leave his wife and kid for days at a time playing the WOF slots on freeplay from expired coupon books. Tight life.

We need to set an over/under on how long Martha puts up with the nonsense that will no doubt ensue once this kid comes. I will guarantee they break up, not even a question. Just a matter of how long Martha puts up with it before she kicks him to the curb for good.

[Anal_Hershiser]

He's gonna eventually dumbass his way to a 1-3 finish. If he wins $5000, he'll probably pocket about $9. Just an absolute joke of a person. His wife is pregnant, and he's still playing wii bowling and waking up at 3 in the afternoon. He has no clue what he is about to go through. He'll probably just leave his wife and kid for days at a time playing the WOF slots on freeplay from expired coupon books. Tight life.

We need to set an over/under on how long Martha puts up with the nonsense that will no doubt ensue once this kid comes. I will guarantee they break up, not even a question. Just a matter of how long Martha puts up with it before she kicks him to the curb for good.

Unless Martha can move back in with her parent's with the kid or has some other place to go, she's probably better with him than without him. I mean, as long as he can make more than it costs to feed and clothe him, he's at least an asset. A nearly worthless asset, but an asset none the less. Considering he looks like he just escaped from Auschwitz, he couldn't eat much.

Martha is better off with Micon than she is a bucket of rotting turnips, but just barely. A rotting turnip would not lose diaper money on the slots. What kind of an asshole who gambles for his livelihood fucking plays slots? I mean, could you find a game with worse odds? He may as well go to Harlem and challenge everyone to a dick length contest. Does he really think he is smart enough to beat the machines? People from MIT do shit like that. People who graduate college at 14 do shit like that. People like Micon use their food money to try and win a car that they have a 1:Million shot of winning because it's shiny and surrounded by lights. Because hey, "He's gotta win sometime". Had a 6 figure bankroll and pissed it all away playing in games where he was consistently the worst player at the table. "Run of bad cards" "Card Dead" "Variance" "Couldn't Win a Race". No. You just suck at poker. These are things all losing players say. Admit you suck. Get a job. There is no other option at this point.

[zealanddonk]

He's got a job tho, hes a sponsored pro for an online poker room. He's gonna try and hook mikey up with sponsorship at Cakemix Poker as well.

[DirtyB]

So you guys spent your Friday night following Micon's tweets and discussing his life?

Clearly you're all big winners in the game of life.

[zealanddonk]

So you guys spent your Friday night following Micon's tweets and discussing his life?

Clearly you're all big winners in the game of life.

I'm playing legal real money online poker. This site's shenanigans provide solid entertainment. that and its saturday here.

[zealanddonk]

Actually, if Micon hadnt fucked up so badly by getting rid of Druff, Drexel, SrslySirius and just about everyone else, he could have been making easy money on his site and we could have been abusing him, win win.

[Anal_Hershiser]

So you guys spent your Friday night following Micon's tweets and discussing his life?

Clearly you're all big winners in the game of life.

Yeah. Because making fun of Micon and looking at his tweets to laugh at him takes more than 45 seconds.

[NaturalBornHustler]

So you guys spent your Friday night following Micon's tweets and discussing his life?

Clearly you're all big winners in the game of life.

I work every Saturday, haven't been out on a Friday night in I don't know how long.

Nothing else better to do than witness a level of fail we thought was unattainable by the human race, but My-con proves us wrong every time.