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    ------> ALERT: TROPICAL CYCCLONE HELENE <-------

    A MOST DANGEROUS STORM, HELENE, BETTER NAME "HELL STORM" IS RAPIDLY FORMING. A CATEGORY 4 OR 5 IS IMMINENT. RECORD STORM SURGE PREDICTED. POSSIBLE CATASTROPHIC DAMAGE, ELECTRICAL GRID MOST LIKELY DESTROYED. MOSQUITO BORN ILLNESSES TO SPREAD, POSSIBLY LEADING TO A NEW STRAIN OF A PANDEMIC. PROCURE GOODS NOW, HOARD WATER, BUY ALL YOU CAN GET. FUEL: BUY AND MANY GAS CANS AS POSSIBLE AND FILL UP, BLACK MARKET SALES WILL BE A WAY OF LIFE FOR MONTHS. BUY GUNS, PROTECT YOUR WOMEN FROM SERIAL PREDATORS. TAKE ACTION NOW! EARLY VOTE FOR TRUMP NOW, VOTING BOOTHS MAY BE INOPERABLE FOR WEEKS. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. THIS THREAD WILL BE UPDATED AS EVENTS UNFOLD. STAY SAFE.

     
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    tgulls on it..



    Going to hit the panhandle and Destin/Panama City

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    A MOST DANGEROUS STORM, HELENE, BETTER NAME "HELL STORM" IS RAPIDLY FORMING. A CATEGORY 4 OR 5 IS IMMINENT. RECORD STORM SURGE PREDICTED. POSSIBLE CATASTROPHIC DAMAGE, ELECTRICAL GRID MOST LIKELY DESTROYED. MOSQUITO BORN ILLNESSES TO SPREAD, POSSIBLY LEADING TO A NEW STRAIN OF A PANDEMIC. PROCURE GOODS NOW, HOARD WATER, BUY ALL YOU CAN GET. FUEL: BUY AND MANY GAS CANS AS POSSIBLE AND FILL UP, BLACK MARKET SALES WILL BE A WAY OF LIFE FOR MONTHS. BUY GUNS, PROTECT YOUR WOMEN FROM SERIAL PREDATORS. TAKE ACTION NOW! EARLY VOTE FOR TRUMP NOW, VOTING BOOTHS MAY BE INOPERABLE FOR WEEKS. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. THIS THREAD WILL BE UPDATED AS EVENTS UNFOLD. STAY SAFE.
    NHC has it barely Cat 3 making landfall in the big bend of FL. That’s hardly Armageddon and the big bend is still kinda sparsely populated up in the coastal area.

     
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    It's going to be a Cat 4. Take action now!

    VDM reports a curved band in the NE quadrant. Core formation is most likely underway. Recon should make another pass and we'll see how quickly that is evolving while they're down there:

    664
    URNT12 KNHC 250620
    VORTEX DATA MESSAGE AL092024
    A. 25/05:54:30Z
    B. 20.30 deg N 085.93 deg W
    C. 850 mb 1321 m
    D. 986 mb
    E. 080 deg 8 kt
    F. NA
    G. NA
    H. 51 kt
    I. 053 deg 32 nm 05:44:00Z
    J. 119 deg 58 kt
    K. 049 deg 45 nm 05:40:00Z
    L. 52 kt
    M. 227 deg 25 nm 06:02:00Z
    N. 325 deg 54 kt
    O. 227 deg 36 nm 06:05:00Z
    P. 18 C / 1522 m
    Q. 26 C / 1541 m
    R. 12 C / NA
    S. 12345 / 08
    T. 0.02 / 3 nm
    U. AF300 0909A HELENE OB 05
    MAX FL WIND 58 KT 049 / 45 NM 05:40:00Z <------------ WTF, going to get huge, huge.
    CURVED RADAR BAND IN NE QUAD, LESS THAN 50% COVERAGE

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    how can we make money with this information

     
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    Gulf side geezers got no idea. Then they'll bitch about the young not helping their elders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleatus View Post
    Gulf side geezers got no idea. Then they'll bitch about the young not helping their elders.

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    Dude it’s every man and woman for himself at the bagging stations down here.

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    I always feel melancholy when these mega storms always hit the least densely populated areas. I mean Miami 1 time, come on.

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    Oooooooh, wind and rain. Run Floridians run, better yet stay.
    “I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

    Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Oooooooh, wind and rain. Run Floridians run, better yet stay.
    Sadly many use a hurricane as an excuse to be Les for the day, i.e get drunk off their ass and show the world how stupid they are by posting online.

    But unlike Les they will go back to their normal life while he just repeats the cycle daily. Too bad Canada has such a poor health care system that they don’t offer help to lifelong alcoholics that may or may not fuck their dog.

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    Just starting to get windy and rain heavy in spurts here in Palm Beach. Should make for a few interesting days.

     
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    this thing could actually be serious I think

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    i'm an hour North of West Palm Beach we didn't really get bad weather, East side of the storm

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    I AM PREDICTING RAPID INTENSIFICATION WITH THIS STORM, 145 MPH WINDS. DIRECT HIT FOR TALLAHASSEE. UNPRECEDENTED TREE DAMAGE TO HISTORIC LIVE OAKS. POWER OUT FOR WEEKS, GIVEN THIS IS THE STATE CAPITAL EXPECT STATE WIDE SERVICES DISTRIBUTED. MOSQUITO BORNE ILLNESSES TO OVERWHELM HOSPITALS. WATER POLLUTED, SCHOOLS WILL BE CLOSED FOR WEEKS. MARTIAL LAW TO BE INSTATED IN RURAL AREAS. HUMAN SUFFERING TO IMPOVERISHED AREAS TO RIVAL KATRINA LIKE STANDARDS. DO NOT VENTURE OUTSIDE DURING THE STORM, FLYING DEBRIS WILL KILL YOU UPON IMPACT. DO NOT USE A GENERATOR INSIDE YOUR HOME! STAY SAFE.

     
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    Helene being a bitch and not intensifying as rapidly as predicted.

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    Latest VDM is closed eyewall. Off to the races now

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Latest VDM is closed eyewall. Off to the races now
    Getting windy as hell here near Clearwater but the damn sun is out. Gonna get nasty in a couple hours here.

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    all you Floridians please take video if you can and post to YT, no matter how small or big... thanks and stay safe..!!

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