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    Surprise, Surprise, THE KING IS BACK

    Greetings you little bitches, did you pussies miss me?

    What have I been up to?

    Jet setting, traveling the country, cutting deals, make the ladies squeal, you know the deal.

    Things aren't going great for me to be honest, in a truly psychotic , drug fueled, rampage all of 2024

    was making 250 - 350k profit every month end of last year, that crashed to like 125 - 175k monthly profit so far this year

    I AM DISPLEASED with that and working very hard to get back to the promised land

    In some ways my dreams were crushed in 2024, ive made a lot of mistakes and burned a lot of bridges but every day at 4AM you know where to find Nicky Pipes

    Back Office, Big Monitor, Drinking Coffee and Smoking Weed

    Hows that sounds to you pal?

     
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    This morning I woke up at 2:30 AM to go to JFK for a flight, what a shit hole of an airport, when i got there 345 or 4 AM, there was like an hour wait for security and I had like "premium line" or whatever as I had the most expensive seat on the flight (obviously)

    what a shit show, every time i have flown this summer airport security has been a disaster, except PBIA the best airport in America, when I flew out of PBIA earlier this week security took roughly 2 minutes

    Anyways while waiting in line i listened to an old PFA Radio Show, the one where Marty calls in to tell the story of his DUI in Oregon and his court case and moving to Mexico, was interesting, dont think I had ever heard that one before.

    Anytime I travel I enjoy listening to old PFA Radio Shows, earlier this year I listened to one on a flight home from Vegas where the Notorious Sonantine called in and talked about his life and some interesting places he lived, it was interesting to hear him act normally as when you read his writing on this forum its hard to tell if english is even the guys first language

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    Brother welcome back.

    No more than a week of self-imposed timeout is needed for future temper tantrums, these socially maladjusted olds need to be kept in check if this 8th tier antisemitic shitpile is going to survive.
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    If you are wondering my next move i decided it this Tuesday while meeting with one of the biggest Online Casino advertsiers in the country

    I am going to use my budding fame and notoriety to parlay it into being some sort of social media gambling influencer

    this is where the real money is, you dont understand how much money they are making

    the big dogs all have revshare deals where they get a % of lifetime losses

    BetAnySports offered me 35% of all losses last week but I dont feel that site is big time enough, how do influencers like SteveWillDoIt get sponsored by crypto gambling sites which you cant access in USA? thats why they haev houses in other countries i guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Brother welcome back.

    No more than a week of self-imposed timeout is needed for future temper tantrums, these socially maladjusted olds need to be kept in check if this 8th tier antisemitic shitpile is going to survive.
    If you recall a little over a year ago I stated my goal to become online famous on PFA, i Have been working on that in my spare time and its going great, when I was in NYC this week so many people wanted to meet me, it was overwhelming other than that fact i was happy to do it as they are all very rich and powerful online marketers who it benefits me greatly to meet

    so i have focuesd my posting efforts on that, where I am praised endlessly, to be honest though I wish I had more haters and enjoy the nonstop hate i get in PFA poker forum, i relish it, it drives me

    THE SOUND OF DOUBT MOTIVATES ME

    I only decided to post today as I hadnt listened to PFA radio since two times ago when i traveled, on my earlier trip in July I had family with me so I didnt haev ear phones in listening to Marty tell stories about being a degenerate loser

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    also proud of myself for not needing to use weed or any form of drug or stimulant for two days while in NYC

    I do admit I smoked a very tiny bit of weed the second I got home, but I have a personal goal, trying hard to not smoke weed from the second i wake up every day at 4am until the second i go to sleep, not sure if ill hit that goal or not depends so much on my mood which can fluctuate

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    Also pleased to announce I have formed a new overseas team in Jakarta, Indonesia

    My initial review is Indonesian employees are noticeably more advanced than those from the Philippines

    I hired one girl to start from an advertiser I have worked with and she suggest two others who I also hired after it went well with her.

    They want to make more money than Filipinos though, an Indonesian wants to make $1k - $1.5k monthly, a Filipino is generally satisfied with $500, but our team there gets $1500 + bonus but they have worked their way up from much smaller wages over time and have more advanced skills after doing it for years

    I have moved away from hiring Americans after learning the hardway about enriching your team too much, have had a lot of turnover this year from guys who made a killing last few years and now want time off now that the industry slowed down. Hard to blame young guys in their 20s taking a break after saving up hundreds of thousnads in a few years doing online marketing, but I still do blame them and hold resentment, it put me in a bad spot whcih I am still in, in some ways it makes me want to cry or kill myself but I dont really have that option so Ill just work harder and I also just hired a Canadian woman with a ton of expeirence

    I foudn it interesting how much less money Canadians want to make compared to Americans

    I intereviewed a 23 year old American with 7 months experience last week who wanted $85K base salary

    GO FUCK YOURSELF PAL FUCK YOU

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    If you are wondering my next move i decided it this Tuesday while meeting with one of the biggest Online Casino advertsiers in the country

    I am going to use my budding fame and notoriety to parlay it into being some sort of social media gambling influencer

    this is where the real money is, you dont understand how much money they are making

    the big dogs all have revshare deals where they get a % of lifetime losses

    BetAnySports offered me 35% of all losses last week but I dont feel that site is big time enough, how do influencers like SteveWillDoIt get sponsored by crypto gambling sites which you cant access in USA? thats why they haev houses in other countries i guess

    Hey Gringo, maybe you could become the next Christopher Mitchell.

    Here's a link you can use to set up your influencer channel. https://tinyurl.com/Nicky-Pipes
    En boca cerrada, no entran moscas

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    I know who he is but only vaguely through occasionally looking at PFA Forum Thread and Druff has mentioned him on radio a few times

    In general I find Chris Bitchell to be a goofy chump

    If you gave me or one of my croonies his platform we would make a killing, my guess is he is doing good financially but you do not really understand how much these young guys are making online

    The hot thing now is TikTok Shop, I went to a bar yesterday with these two brothers in their early 20s doing 6 figures profit monthly from tiktok shop organic traffic, just young guys very good at going viral

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    I don’t get the joke here. Who thinks this is funny or is it one of those inside jokes that you have to be in on to think is funny?

    Definitely strange that someone enjoys making all this fake shit up.

    But like Joe Hendry, someone on here mentioned his name yesterday and the person behind the sock appeared.

    Strange place you have here Druff.

    Bring back Walter, at least he was semi believable.

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    Yo Boz want to put your money where your mouth is?

    The funny part is Druff knows it’s all real

    I made him such a generous offer the other night, simply as a friend to help promote himself and his content, can you believe he passed?

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    you were gone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    If you are wondering my next move i decided it this Tuesday while meeting with one of the biggest Online Casino advertsiers in the country

    I am going to use my budding fame and notoriety to parlay it into being some sort of social media gambling influencer

    this is where the real money is, you dont understand how much money they are making

    the big dogs all have revshare deals where they get a % of lifetime losses

    BetAnySports offered me 35% of all losses last week but I dont feel that site is big time enough, how do influencers like SteveWillDoIt get sponsored by crypto gambling sites which you cant access in USA? thats why they haev houses in other countries i guess
    So what your saying is your aspiring to be then next Mikki? Dude come on thats nothing to aspire to. Look what happened to poor Mikki. Dude flew too close to the Sun and now has dropped off the face of the earth pretty much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Yo Boz want to put your money where your mouth is?

    The funny part is Druff knows it’s all real

    I made him such a generous offer the other night, simply as a friend to help promote himself and his content, can you believe he passed?
    Did ya offer him tree fiddy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boz View Post
    I don’t get the joke here. Who thinks this is funny or is it one of those inside jokes that you have to be in on to think is funny?

    Definitely strange that someone enjoys making all this fake shit up.

    But like Joe Hendry, someone on here mentioned his name yesterday and the person behind the sock appeared.

    Strange place you have here Druff.

    Bring back Walter, at least he was semi believable.
    I keep running across Joe Hendry shit on Facebook. I still dont get it other then the dude works for TNA Wrestling and somehow now theyve got a cross promo deal with WWE but its only with their minor league promotion NXT. Beyond that since I generally only watch WWE from Royal Rumble to WM and then tune out again till after Jan the next year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    If you are wondering my next move i decided it this Tuesday while meeting with one of the biggest Online Casino advertsiers in the country

    I am going to use my budding fame and notoriety to parlay it into being some sort of social media gambling influencer

    this is where the real money is, you dont understand how much money they are making

    the big dogs all have revshare deals where they get a % of lifetime losses

    BetAnySports offered me 35% of all losses last week but I dont feel that site is big time enough, how do influencers like SteveWillDoIt get sponsored by crypto gambling sites which you cant access in USA? thats why they haev houses in other countries i guess
    So what your saying is your aspiring to be then next Mikki? Dude come on thats nothing to aspire to. Look what happened to poor Mikki. Dude flew too close to the Sun and now has dropped off the face of the earth pretty much.
    No that’s not the vision pal, but I understand you are a close minded and hate fueled individual incapable of understand Grand Visions of Action and Achievement

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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post
    Yo Boz want to put your money where your mouth is?

    The funny part is Druff knows it’s all real

    I made him such a generous offer the other night, simply as a friend to help promote himself and his content, can you believe he passed?
    Did ya offer him tree fiddy?
    Druff should have offered me money, the power dynamic is the reverse of what you have suggested. But I would never charge Druff money to help him, I’d do it as a friend as I’ve enjoyed his content for years and think a lot of other people would also enjoy it if they knew about it

    I am especially interested in a long form interview of Druff where I ask him
    In depth questions about the online poker boom, forums, what the golden era was like

    It’s a disgrace a major poker media company has not done this with Druff and that’s he’s been overlooked

    Millions of people each month read my content. Elon musk sends me a lot of money twice a month

    I am so glad to help Druff promote himself but he is not able to put his ego aside and say

    “please pipes help me out”

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyPipes View Post

    In some ways my dreams were crushed in 2024, ive made a lot of mistakes and burned a lot of bridges


    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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