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    Exploitable Slots

    Buffalo Link is a good game to start with.

    Alan Kessler, the poker tournament player, is also an advantage slot player. I'm sure some of you follow him on X. His favorite game appears to be Buffalo Link as he tweets about the game regularly. Here are some links to his buffalo tweets:

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1773950883182883238

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1768507477778469005

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1805832352972915054

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1799611637814739077

    So what exactly is Kessler doing?

    In the below video Vegas Matt is playing a $125 Buffalo Link. This game is a Mystery Progressive and what slot AP's refer to as a Must Hit By (MHB). A bonus feature can be triggered on any spin.

    Notice the counter in the upper right is on 956, The Buffalo (actually a bison) is the main symbol. Every time a buffalo symbol lands in the screen it ticks the counter up by 1 unit. The counter resets to 100 and a bonus feature will be awarded before the counter reaches 1800. One will average catching about 2 buffaloes per spin. Once this bonus feature is awarded the counter will reset to 100.

    So Matt has selected a game where the counter is already at 956. You can see it on the upper right. Much better than playing low but still it's a negative play. The positive plays starts at around 1200. The more above 1200 the number is the bigger the edge. A number like 1400 is strong although beware as this game carries a lot of variance. You will average a strong profit at that number even tho not every play is a winner.

    So Matt catches the 3 coins on the first spin to get the 8 free spins. This is one of the bonus features.

    Then at 0:45 he catches the lock & spin feature (the other bonus feature). You can see how this feature works. Fill the entire board up and you win the Grand Prize.

    At 29:50 the bonus feature triggers. Matt spins it off and the counter resets to 100. The play is over.



    There are usually 25 bet levels, each with their own counters, to check on a Buffalo Link machine. I'll get into how to check those bet levels for good numbers in a future post.

     
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    finally. this is what you should focus on here. pls continue.

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    It's not as easy as it once was, but these trolls will soon face the realization that a 70 year old man brings in more $$$ than they did with their virtue signaling software programing 9-5's.

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    I know someone who owes me 6K who tells me advantage slots are a thing even though he never wins them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
    It's not as easy as it once was, but these trolls will soon face the realization that a 70 year old man brings in more $$$ than they did with their virtue signaling software programing 9-5's.

    ill take the under.
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    Back in the day an exploitable slots thread would have been dominated by low limit luker. Hopefully he did no succumb to the, well you know.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgull View Post
    Back in the day an exploitable slots thread would have been dominated by low limit luker. Hopefully he did no succumb to the, well you know.

    kid was so ahead of his time.
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    I won't be participating in the trolling in this thread. There are lots of threads to troll me. I will be putting up some serious content. The trolling is a disruption so I would ask everyone else to refrain also.

    Poker and advantage slots go hand in hand. I did it for years. In most casinos the advantage slots are right outside the poker room. Besides the profit of the slots they also generate much more comp than poker.

    There are more than 200 different exploitable slot games out there. I will be covering many of them here.
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    This is what Buffalo Link looks like sitting on the casino floor. As you can see, each machine has 5 denominations, 1 cent, 2 cents, 5 cents, 10 cents and 25 cents. There are five bet levels to each denomination.

    The 1 cent level has $1, $2, $3, $4, $5.
    The 2 cent level has $2, $4, $6, $8, $10
    The 5 cent level has $5, $10, $15, $20, $25
    The 10 cent level has $10, $20, $30, $40, $50
    The 25 cent level has $25, $50, $75, $100, $125

    So that's 25 bet levels on each machine that one has to check the buffalo counter to see how high the number is.
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    You can't just walk up and check the bet levels on a Buffalo Link without putting money into the machine. And when you punch up the bet level it will make a spin on you. Since that bet level is in negative mode most of the time....you will be paying an exorbitant amount to check those bet levels. And most of the time you won't get a play.

    There is a free way to check all bet levels on the machine.

    Either:

    1) put a 1 dollar bill in the machine, or

    2) put a slot ticket for a dollar or less into the machine.

    Punch up the 1 cent denomination. Then down on the pad....It will show the five bet levels. The counter will be showing the number for the $1 bet level. Punch the $2 bet level and look at the counter again, it will show you that number, then punch up the $3 and look at the number, continue on for all five bet levels.

    Then switch up to the 2 cent denomination and do the same thing, go thru all the bet levels.

    Then up to the 5 cent denom, then the 10 cent denom, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I won't be participating in the trolling in this thread. There are lots of threads to troll me. I will be putting up some serious content. The trolling is a disruption so I would ask everyone else to refrain also.

    Poker and advantage slots go hand in hand. I did it for years. In most casinos the advantage slots are right outside the poker room. Besides the profit of the slots they also generate much more comp than poker.

    There are more than 200 different exploitable slot games out there. I will be covering many of them here.

    you have a roommate and no family.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
    I won't be participating in the trolling in this thread. There are lots of threads to troll me. I will be putting up some serious content. The trolling is a disruption so I would ask everyone else to refrain also.

    Poker and advantage slots go hand in hand. I did it for years. In most casinos the advantage slots are right outside the poker room. Besides the profit of the slots they also generate much more comp than poker.

    There are more than 200 different exploitable slot games out there. I will be covering many of them here.

    you have a roommate and no family.
    You are not entitled to your own facts about me. I have lots of family and no roommate.

    I now have to ask Mr. Druff to throttle the disruptive trolling in this thread.
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    Alan Kessler and Vegas Matt know each other:
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    do you have an easy to access list of exploitable slots so i can see if it contains any i already play?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
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    you have a roommate and no family.
    You are not entitled to your own facts about me. I have lots of family and no roommate.

    I now have to ask Mr. Druff to throttle the disruptive trolling in this thread.

    Quit being a libtard and deal with some trolling, fag.

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    also, without **********OFFICIAL************* its just a thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    do you have an easy to access list of exploitable slots so i can see if it contains any i already play?
    just read his threads from todds gambling forum.

    it will probably take a while however because most of the threads are people openly mocking him for being an incompetent dirt poor white trash sundowning drunk tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    do you have an easy to access list of exploitable slots so i can see if it contains any i already play?
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