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    NFL player nearly dies on the field

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...5914--nfl.html

    The St. Louis Rams may be 3-2 in their first season under head coach Jeff Fisher, but they were dealt a significant injury blow on Thursday night when wide receiver Danny Amendola suffered a separated SC joint while laying out to haul in a 22-yard pass attempt from Sam Bradford.

    Amendola did not break his collarbone, which the Rams initially feared, and will not require surgery. According to Jay Glazer of FOXSports.com, the injury could have been much, much worse.

    During a report on FOX's pregame show, Glazer explained that Amendola dislocated his clavicle, which actually popped in and could have threatened Amendola's trachea and aorta. The Rams' medical staff acted quickly, putting Amendola to sleep before popping the clavicle back into place and making sure it could not dislodge again.

    Glazer adds that the Rams have called around the league to find a case of another player suffering a similar injury, but they could not find one. The absence of a case study for this particular injury makes it difficult for the Rams to know when Amendola might return. Though surgery is not required, it may take between four and eight weeks for the injury to heal to the point where Amendola can play.

    Rams quarterback Sam Bradford acknowledged how important Amendola is to the offense following Thursday night's win over the Arizona Cardinals.

    "Obviously, losing Danny is big," Bradford said via the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. "Everyone knows that he's a big part of our offense. A lot of what we do runs through him."

    Through five weeks, Amendola has been targeted 49 times, more than twice as many targets as anyone else on the team (Brandon Gibson, 23), and he leads the team with 32 receptions for 395 yards and is tied for the team lead with two touchdowns. Amendola's 56-yard reception in a Week 2 win over the Washington Redskins is the Rams' longest offensive play of the season. Someone will need to step up while Amendola is out, with free agent addition Steve Smith, a 2009 Pro Bowler with the New York Giants, possibly returning to the 46-man game day roster after being inactive the last two weeks.
    I actually had this same SC joint injury during a game of backyard volleyball a few years ago. It hurt like hell, I drank more beer. The next morning, at about 5:30am my wife had to take me to the ER because the alcohol had worn off. A little shoulder sling and some pain pills (with more beer obv) was all they could do for it.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Hey faggot, I wasn't the one starting threads about not receiving $75 from Druff in the Templar scam. The way you whined about that shit makes it obvious you are one broke dick mother fucker.

    Jsearles, if posting you mad gifs makes you feel better about being a complete lying piece of shit, then you are an even bigger faggot than originally thought. You think after lying about wanting to escrow for 6 months and then completely ignoring the opportunity is going to go well for you here? As hated as you were before, that is nothing compared to how things will be now. You just pulled the biggest welch move in our forums history. Better get as many of those gifs in as possible now, your time here is probably coming to a close very soon.

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    Hey faggot, I wasn't the one starting threads about not receiving $75 from Druff in the Templar scam. The way you whined about that shit makes it obvious you are one broke dick mother fucker.

    Jsearles, if posting you mad gifs makes you feel better about being a complete lying piece of shit, then you are an even bigger faggot than originally thought. You think after lying about wanting to escrow for 6 months and then completely ignoring the opportunity is going to go well for you here? As hated as you were before, that is nothing compared to how things will be now. You just pulled the biggest welch move in our forums history. Better get as many of those gifs in as possible now, your time here is probably coming to a close very soon.
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Tight cold sore bro. LOL that this picture makes the FB profile.

    Pretty disheartening that one human being can embody so many undesirable qualities: ugly, stupid, obese, arrogant, dishonest, etc. You basically are the poster boy for the ugly American stereotype.

    Having herpes is like the metaphorical cherry on a sundae of bloated mediocrity.

    Perhaps Druff keeps you around for the sake of 408Mike; regardless of how fucked up things get for him, he still has you to look down upon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
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    Tight cold sore bro. LOL that this picture makes the FB profile.

    Pretty disheartening that one human being can embody so many undesirable qualities: ugly, stupid, obese, arrogant, dishonest, etc. You basically are the poster boy for the ugly American stereotype.

    Having herpes is like the metaphorical cherry on a sundae of bloated mediocrity.

    Perhaps Druff keeps you around for the sake of 408Mike; regardless of how fucked up things get for him, he still has you to look down upon.
    You forgot to mention that I also like the Cubs and the Chiefs. Fuck my life sucks.........
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
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    Tight cold sore bro. LOL that this picture makes the FB profile.

    Pretty disheartening that one human being can embody so many undesirable qualities: ugly, stupid, obese, arrogant, dishonest, etc. You basically are the poster boy for the ugly American stereotype.

    Having herpes is like the metaphorical cherry on a sundae of bloated mediocrity.

    Perhaps Druff keeps you around for the sake of 408Mike; regardless of how fucked up things get for him, he still has you to look down upon.
    You forgot to mention that I also like the Cubs and the Chiefs. Fuck my life sucks.........

    Chiefs and Cubs holy shit you are a fucking sports masochist thats all there is to it.. I mean KC occasionaly will show life initially before imploded meanwhile Cubs have continued to tease people every few seasons even finally winning a playoff series but yet that fucking goat curse continues, maybe they need to talk to Boston how to get a witchdoctor in to remove that curse..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
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    Tight cold sore bro. LOL that this picture makes the FB profile.

    Pretty disheartening that one human being can embody so many undesirable qualities: ugly, stupid, obese, arrogant, dishonest, etc. You basically are the poster boy for the ugly American stereotype.

    Having herpes is like the metaphorical cherry on a sundae of bloated mediocrity.

    Perhaps Druff keeps you around for the sake of 408Mike; regardless of how fucked up things get for him, he still has you to look down upon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    Tight cold sore bro. LOL that this picture makes the FB profile.

    Pretty disheartening that one human being can embody so many undesirable qualities: ugly, stupid, obese, arrogant, dishonest, etc. You basically are the poster boy for the ugly American stereotype.

    Having herpes is like the metaphorical cherry on a sundae of bloated mediocrity.

    Perhaps Druff keeps you around for the sake of 408Mike; regardless of how fucked up things get for him, he still has you to look down upon.

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    bump




    Marty sitting alone in a drunken stupor frantically searching PFA for threads about me. Who's mad? Who's obsessed? Who needs to log off?

    Every post you make is about me these days Marty
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    GO TO BED FFS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    GO TO BED FFS
    Your infantile brain is literally down to "go to bed"? You can't think of anything else Marty? I've completely eviscerated you to the point you are looking up 3+ year old threads about nothing simply because I posted in them and telling ME to go to bed.


    :tightlife
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Hey faggot, I wasn't the one starting threads about not receiving $75 from Druff in the Templar scam. The way you whined about that shit makes it obvious you are one broke dick mother fucker.

    Jsearles, if posting you mad gifs makes you feel better about being a complete lying piece of shit, then you are an even bigger faggot than originally thought. You think after lying about wanting to escrow for 6 months and then completely ignoring the opportunity is going to go well for you here? As hated as you were before, that is nothing compared to how things will be now. You just pulled the biggest welch move in our forums history. Better get as many of those gifs in as possible now, your time here is probably coming to a close very soon.




    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
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    Hey faggot, I wasn't the one starting threads about not receiving $75 from Druff in the Templar scam. The way you whined about that shit makes it obvious you are one broke dick mother fucker.

    Jsearles, if posting you mad gifs makes you feel better about being a complete lying piece of shit, then you are an even bigger faggot than originally thought. You think after lying about wanting to escrow for 6 months and then completely ignoring the opportunity is going to go well for you here? As hated as you were before, that is nothing compared to how things will be now. You just pulled the biggest welch move in our forums history. Better get as many of those gifs in as possible now, your time here is probably coming to a close very soon.




    LMAO

    "There is no fool like a careless gambler who starts taking victory for granted."

    You broke yet Marty?
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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